President Biden invites Taylor Swift and Anson Mount to the White House for an old-fashioned Texas barbecue

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 11 June 2023

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Brisket, baby back ribs, fajitas, and sausage - it don't get NO better than this.

The Vox Populi News Agency has just broken the story that President Joe Biden has just issued an invitation for America's "Happiest Couple," Taylor Swift and Anson Mount to attend a good old-fashioned Texas barbecue dinner at the White House.

POTUS is a big fan of the music of Taylor Swift and of cowboy actor Anson Mount.

Tay Tay's latest hit song is titled, "Hey Cowboy, You Done Went and Gave Me Some Downright Good Goosies on My You-Know-What."

Anson's latest motion picture is a remake of the classic "Gunfight at the OK Corral."

Swift and Mount each presented the president and the first lady Dr. Jill Biden with gifts.

Taylor gave POTUS an autographed copy of her new R-rated book titled, "Little Ol' Blonde Me and My Bedroom Secrets."

And Mount gave the prez, a Colt .45 pistol that once belonged to James Arness, who portrayed Marshall Matt Dillon on the old "Gunsmoke" TV Western which ran during the 50's, the 60's, and the 70's.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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