BILLINGSGATE POST: Even Rembrandt couldn’t paint a perfect horse’s ass. Now, any chance that one could be found has been permanently side-lined by the inadvertent planting of teeth in Joe Biden’s pie hole.
Some pundits have likened the crooked smile of Vice President Biden to that of a lecherous old man. Whatever he sniffs when he buries his muzzle in a young lady’s hair seems to turn his horse’s ass on to full incandescence.
Alas, the horse apple doesn’t fall far from the horse. His son, Hunter, suffers from the same affliction as the old stud.
Slim: “Like horse’s ass, like son.”
Dirty: “Yo, Dude. The Great Carnac has spoken.”