WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden told Vox Populi's Tapioca Swizzle that he has instructed his Attorney General Merrick Garland to find a way in which the worthless, no account, oatmeal-for-brains Trump can be sent to Siberia permanently.
AG Garland said that it will be a total pleasure to see to it that the man that is hated more than Adolf Hitler, packs a couple of suitcases and boards a US C-5A cargo plane bound for one of the coldest, iciest places on the face of the earth.
POTUS says he wants to send a message to the likes of Republican punks like Gov. Ron DeSantis, Rudy Guiliani, Sean Hannity, Laura Ingraham, Gov. Sarah Huckabee, Ann Coulter and other GOPunks and GOpunkettes, that if you want to be mean, cruel, heartless, and a dick or a pussy then keep up the shit you have been pulling for over six years and your wrinkled, old, cellulite-infested asses will end up in Icyhot, Siberia, quicker than you can blurt out "Witch Hunt!" ■
