Dog With Two Assholes Rips Biden A New One

Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Sunday, 26 April 2020

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BILLINGSGATE POST: Joe Biden invited Pocahontas and Kamala (Breath) Harris to meet with him at Democrat Election Headquarters so that he might interview them, side-by-side, for the job of Vice-President. As usual, he had his adopted rescue dog, Major, next to him.

House Speaker, Nancy Poozleosi, who sadly was recently diagnosed with terminal persimmon winter-kill syndrome, because of her frozen smile, stuck her head into the office to check what was going on. She closed the door without saying anything.

Then Bernie Sanders stepped into the office, walked over to Major, lifted up his tail, shrugged his shoulders and walked out of the office without saying a word. A few minutes later OAC walked in. She glanced at Biden, said "hello" to Pocahontas and Harris, walked over to Major, lifted his tail, scratched her head and left with a befuddled look on her face. For the next fifteen minutes, other members of Biden’s staff came in, lifted Major’s tail, checked underneath, and left shaking their heads, also.

Finally, when his son, Hunter, walked in, Biden asked, "Why are all you guys coming into my office and looking under Major’s tail? Is something wrong with him?"

“Dad, someone said that there was a dog in your office with two assholes. Just checking, that's all."

Slim: “Nothing like a good dog story to brighten your day.”

Dirty: “I didn’t know that dogs had two assholes. Must be something new.”

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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