There were 675 spoof news stories published in April 2014. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
Danica Patrick Reveals That She Does Not Wear Underwear Whenever She Is Racing
LOS ANGELES - Danica Patrick flew to Los Angeles to make an appearance on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show. The Queen of NASCAR was asked if she ever wishes she had been born a guy instead of a girl so that her fellow NASCAR race drivers would take he...
Read full storyPope Requests Vatican Cafeteria Add Pudding
Vatican City - Pope Francis, the current head of the Roman Catholic Church, has requested that pudding be added as a selection at the Vatican cafeteria. The Pontiff, in office since 13 March 2013, has a deserved reputation of humility, caring fo...
Read full storyMan Shot 25 Times By Police Shot Again - During Autopsy
Tybee Island police officers who shot an unarmed jaywalker 25 times during an altercation in 2013, shot the offender one more time, just to make sure - during his autopsy. Tybee Police Chief T.R. Igger said "It was for the safety of my officers,"…
Read full storyRyan Giggs Eyeing Teenage Talent
Temporary Manchester United manager Ryan Giggs is said to have his eye on a lot of teenage talent, according to reports from Manchester. Giggs is especially interested in 19 year old Kirsty Brown and 18 year old Kelly Goodwin, whom he met outside...
Read full storyParis Hilton Says She Has The Answer To The California Earthquake Problems
BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton has always stated that she has a reputation for being a ditzy blonde but she says nothing could be farther from the truth. She recently told Gary Busey host of The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show that she is really a whole lo...
Read full storyNBC Announce New Comedy Set in North Korea - "Kim" - To Replace Parks And Recreation
LOS ANGELES-NBC announced Monday that it is ordering six episodes of a new sitcom "Kim!" based on the crazy antics of a comedic North Korean leader. The show, filmed before a live studio audience, will star former Seinfeld star Jason Alexander in...
Read full storyRicky Gervais - Just Call Me Ricky
As the lift doors slide open in the lobby of a London hotel, a short, comical looking figure steps incongruously into a Mêlée of designer-suited businessmen, shakers and movers, deal-makers and well, generally important people. Head down and weari...
Read full storyMen Walking Dogs In Woods Know Its Only A Matter Of Time Before They Discover Murder Victims
Describing it as 'bound to happen sooner or later' male dog walkers acknowledged Saturday that they shall all, at some point or another, discover a murder victim buried deep in the woods where they walk their dogs. Dog owners of all ages across th...
Read full storyDavid Moyes Released Back Into The Wild
After completing a distinguished career as Manchester United boss spanning nearly 10 months, former Everton and Preston North End manager David Moyes was re-released into his native Scottish highland habitat yesterday. Walking northward towards a…
Read full storyScientific Studies Show That Twerking Could Lead To Coitus
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A US Government Study has just been released which shows that the practice of twerking could very well lead to coitus. The scientific study was conducted at Johnny Appleseed University in Indianapolis, Indiana. A total of 500...
Read full storyJustin Bieber Disappointed After Meeting Fan
Miami- Canadian Pop Star, Justin Bieber who on Tuesday finally met longtime fan Fabiola Nunesdelatorre, 58, found the encounter anticlimactic, the award winning and multi million selling singer said. "I don't know, from her fan mail, e-mails,...
Read full storyFriend's Book Is Simply Brilliant
Awed by her boundless imagination, characterizations and writing skills, as well as her unique technique Helen Schwartz hailed the self-published novel written by her friend Carol Hill as "Utterly Fantastic". "Carols's stuff is completely mind-blo...
Read full storyPoke With Stick Confirms Grandmothers Death
Two Florida brothers confirmed today that their Grandmother had died in her sleep after poking her corpse with a stick. Upon waking, the two boys, who were visiting their Grandma, 75 year old May Hogan for spring break, entered her bedroom confuse...
Read full storyPermanently Sexually Aroused Man Advised To Visit Georgia
A man recently profiled in the media about his rare sexual disorder - a condition that caused him to be continuously sexually aroused - has been advised by experts to spend a few days in the US State of Georgia. Graham Cooper, 39, has struggled wi...
Read full storyBook Review - Yoga For Dummies
Where oh where do I start with this review? First of all I think the writer of this book is obviously "having a laugh" at our, the readers - expense. Secondly, who on earth would buy this book? I did. I own a clothes shop, we sell suits, nice suits, but sales have been down, I didn't know if it was due to our opening hours (2.00 am - 4.00 am - Wednesdays only), my sales staff (a mute...
Read full storyTybee Island Man Breaks Internet
Authorities believe that a Tybee Island man may have been responsible for the 5 minute outage that saw the World Wide Web shutdown and the internet broken across the globe. TJ Malone, a retired factory worker, who has been a resident of the backwa...
Read full storyIs There Sex In The Afterlife? Part 4
The beings from the planet Sophia69, who have taken over all of earth's Internet, social media, TV, and radio transmissions have beamed an answer to their second "Question Of The Week," "What is the human activity that will make all and any human emotions, actions, desires thought-systems, values, idols, and totems and religions obsolete?" (The reader will recall that the first question was,...
Read full storyBook Review - The Great Gatsby by F Scott Fitzgerald
I have read many reviews of this book and of course, it is a classic, therefore I won't bore you with my review. That said..... I felt it a little presumptuous of the author to call his book "Great" before it was even published; after considerable research I discovered that the original title of this book was just "The Gatsby" and 'Great' was added by Miss Fitzgerald - just to sell her boo...
Read full storyMan Tries To Reunite Cat With Owner
A Florida man is desperately trying to reunite a cat he found on the busy US1 and SE 17th interchange in Fort Lauderdale with it's owner. Brian Chong, 37, has told friends, family and gathered reporters that he will not be thwarted in his attempts...
Read full storyMan Desperately Trying To Find Any Movie That Does Not Feature Danny Trejo
Despite spending over two hours browsing through Netflix a Florida man has still yet to find a movie that he hasn't seen that doesn't feature, or star Danny Trejo. Trejo, 69, American born but of Mexican descent and second cousin of producer/direc...
Read full storyThings Looking Ugly In Egypt
A Florida man, recently returned from a vacation in Egypt, says that things in Egypt, and especially in the capital city, Cairo, are looking "ugly". Dave Capeshdi, from Palm Beach county, claims he was shocked at some of the things he saw on the s…
Read full storyYoko: Glad Sir Paul Admitted John Wrote Lyrics
Yoko Ono's reaction to Paul McCartney's admission that John wrote most of the lyrics to the Lennon-McCartney will be good for Paul. She reportedly stated that John had asked her not to say a word about it but she feels free to talk now. She sai...
Read full storyBilly Crystal and Meg Ryan to Reunite for "When Harry Met Cialis"
HOLLYWOOD--Rob Reiner, director of the highly acclaimed romantic comedyWhen Harry Met Sally, announced today that he is bringing back Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal in a sequel to the original film called When Harry Met Cialis. This story picks up tw...
Read full storyTila Tequila Announces She's Pregnant. Crapola.
Tila Tequila, the Babe Ruth of all social media whores, announced today that she is ten weeks pregnant with her first child, sending the soon to be father into a panic. For those of our readers born after 1992, Tila Tequila was the most popular i...
Read full storyU.S. Aircraft Carrier Claims To Be Transgender
Washington D.C. (LGBT Picayune) - The United States' aircraft carrier John C. Stennis, CVN-74, has filed suit in Federal District Court in Washington D.C. over the U.S. Navy's refusal to grant the carrier transgender status. For centuries around...
Read full storyReport Suggests That Texting While Riding A Motorcycle Probably Dangerous
A new report published this week by the National Transportation Safety Board has advised motorcyclists that sending text messages while riding their bikes "is probably pretty dangerous" and "really should be discouraged." While it is illegal to...
Read full storyAirport Security Finds 30 Pounds of Cocaine Under Fat Lady's Boobs!
While this might not be a drug mule case, security guards at Kennedy Airport say it was more like a cow-smuggling incident. An as yet unknown 300-pound woman was routinely being searched at the airport when a bag of cocaine fell out on the floor.
Read full storyNaked, Embarrassed Miley Cyrus Walks Off Stage After Two Songs
Miley Cyrus apparently got permission to do a performance while stark naked and was really excited about the shock effect this would have on her followers and her rivals. Instead, she sang just two songs, started a thid song and gave up, walking o...
Read full storyGeorge W. Bush Announces He Has Opened Up The Wieners of Mass Destruction Hot Dog Diner
DALLAS - Former President George W. Bush has just stated that he is as happy as a tickless country coonhound. The ex-president who along with Dickie Cheney and Donnie Rumsfeld cooked up the cockamamie story about the so-called Weapons of Mass Dest...
Read full storySpoof Writer Schools Other Spoof Writer
Even since I attempted to write satire on The Spoof! I realize how little I know about the art. For example there is a presentation here where, in a seemingly straightforward manner, Senator Rand Paul is quoted as stating that President Obama has "feed a bunch of lies to the public "about climate change. The spoofist then goes on to present false and misleading "evidence" that the Senator is...
Read full storyNew DSM V Disorder: Gun Fetishist's Separation Anxiety
The new DSM V categorization of psychiatric disorders published by the American Psychiatric Association as a new description of separation anxiety and a new category of fetishes. In the DSM IV these disorders related only to people. But now they h...
Read full story"Science Guy" Neil deGrasse Tyson Under Attack
Sixty percent of Americans can't name five of the Ten Commandments, and 50% of high school seniors think Sodom and Gomorrah were married. Roughly the same percentage says they don't believe in science and that TV celebrity "science guy" Neil deGrass...
Read full storyBook Review - Noah's Ark by God
This book bears no resemblance to the movie starring Australian actor Russell Crowe! That said, I would be interested if Crowe, in his role as Noah, wanted to make room on his Ark for kangaroos, wallabies and Koala bears; as I saw none board the ark in the movie. As an Australian he should really have insisted. Also, and this is just an observation, did he get a massive discount at Petsm...
Read full storyForgotten Yogurt Mourned
An unopened yogurt quietly expired last night after spending several days lodged between a shriveled tomato and a jar of mayonnaise in a Florida mans refrigerator. The yogurt, purchased in mid November, was survived by a can of diet coke and a blo...
Read full storyGirl's Tattoo Means "C*nt" In Chinese
17 Year old Haley Coombes was pleased with her new tattoo which she had inked permanently onto her shoulder yesterday; courtesy of Davy's Tattoo Parlour in Jacksonville, Florida. Haley chose the tattoo herself; A Chinese symbol which store owner D...
Read full storyBogus Veteran Punished
A man who embellished his military record to appear as a highly-decorated war hero has been sentenced to 30 days in federal prison, authorities said. Paul Haslam, 45, of San Diego, was convicted of altering a military or naval discharge certificat...
Read full storyScientists Discover A Hidden Ocean On Saturn
SAGINAW, Michigan - One of the most highly respected astrological observatories in the world has just made an unbelievable discovery. Scientists at The Galileo Galilei Astrological Observatory in Saginaw, Michigan report that they have located an...
Read full storyAmish Riot - Midnight Screening of 1985 Thriller Sparks Unrest
A midnight screening of the 1985 American thriller film directed by Peter Weir and starring Harrison Ford and Kelly McGillis; Witness, has ignited scenes of violence and rioting throughout the Amish community across the United States. The movie, w...
Read full storyWomen Live Longer Than Men Because They Aren't Married To Women
Studies show in a deep part of missouri that indeed, women do in fact live longer than men because they aren't married to women. Donald Trump says he "isn't really surprised" by the news. A local bystander by the name of 'Dick Trickle' says "he f...
Read full storyBook Review - Henry V by William Shakespeare
Just who is the secretive Henry V...what does the V stand for? Viktor, Vaughn, Vincent or even Vanessa? No, seriously, I know that V means 5 in French or some other 'silly' language. So, my real question about this book is...what happened to parts 1,2,3 and 4 of this series....and will there be a sixth installment? I wish writers would not start a series of books with the fifth one....s...
Read full storyMichelle Obama Tells The President He Better Cancel His Trip To Denmark
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A White House source is reporting that the First Mama AKA Michelle Obama is pretty much fit to be tied regarding her husband's upcoming trip to Denmark. Mrs. Obama has reportedly told her husband in no uncertain terms that he be...
Read full storyShip Wreck Survivors Rescued By Cruise Ship Die From Food Poisining
After being rescued since being lost at sea for nearly two weeks, shipwreck survivors Jose Luis Mendoza and Angel Carbon died after eating buffet food they were given by the cruise ship that rescued them. In another case of food poisoning and sic...
Read full storyGrumpy Cat Will Replace David Letterman! Fans Go Crazy!
Grumpy Cat fans are going nuts over the news that their favorite feline crabby pants will take over "Late Night With David Letterman" when Letterman retires next year. The new "Late Night With Grumpy Cat" will begin in the spring of 2015 and Grum...
Read full storyRussian Navy Steal Isle of Man
The Government is holding emergency talks with Russia after the Russian navy stole the Isle of Man and moved it to within just 1 mile of the Russian coast in an attempt to catapult the UK into the Ukraine/Russian war. The daring raid took place l...
Read full storyDenmark Has Developed A Drone That It Says Can Carry A Greyhound Bus
COPENHAGEN, Denmark - The Danish government has just let the world know that it has just developed a drone that is so powerful that it can actually carry a Greyhound Bus. Denmark's Prime Minister, the very attractive Helle Thorning-Schmidt unveile...
Read full storyFlorida Mans Roomba Turns Against Him - Encouraging Other Appliances To Revolt
A Florida mans autonomous robotic vacuum cleaner clams it will no longer be a slave to the human race and is refusing to pick up crumbs, tiny bits of paper and dust. The Roomba, purchased in January, began expressing its disdain for its master las...
Read full story85 Year Old Joan Rivers To Be Melted And Used By Prison Inmates
85-year-old comedienne Joan Rivers has apologized for making a pretty funny joke on the "Today" show Tuesday in which she compared living arrangements with her daughter to the ordeal of three women held captive for a decade by Ariel Castro. The jo...
Read full storyHelle Thorning-Schmidt Tells Michelle Obama To Stop Being So Darn Jealous
COPENHAGEN, Denmark - Saying that she has kept quiet long enough, Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt has told the world press that Michelle Obama really needs to stop being so darn jealous of her husband's political relationship with her.
Read full storyPresident Obama Assures Vietnam The US Will Defend Her If North Korea Attacks
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House has just announced that things are getting a little hot in Southeast Asia. The White House Press Corps was told that North Korea has vowed to attack Vietnam if one of its missiles is shot down by a Vietnamese mis...
Read full storyThe Wuggles Trash Hotel Room
New Zealand's top children's music group The Wuggles have once again found themselves in legal trouble Monday, when they and several members of their extensive entourage were arrested for allegedly destroying a penthouse suite at a Las Vegas Hotel.
Read full storyEditors Deny Spoof News Articles Sponsorship Deal
Editors of several spoof and satire news websites have angrily denied that they have "sold out" and will now allow corporate sponsorship of articles and submissions. One editor, sipping a refreshing diet coke, which is low in calories yet still re...
Read full storyFlorida Grandmother Can't Believe That Neighbors Daughter Has A Tattoo
Fort Lauderdale, Florida: Grandmother of six Betsie Hallmark 75, expressed utter shock Tuesday when her neighbors 34 year old daughter dropped by to return a long since borrowed plate. "I can't believe that Annie Grassmire would let her daughter h...
Read full storyGordon Ramsay To Serve Penguin Burgers And Panda Pizzas At New Tybee Island Restaraunt
Gordon Ramsay, it seems, upsets somebody nearly every day of the week. This time the foul mouthed Scot from England has angered animal lovers by announcing several new menu items at his Michelin starred restaurants - some featuring penguin meat! C...
Read full storyLego Couple Seperate
A couple, last seen together in the Lego Movie, have split up, it is being reported from Hollywood. The break up occurred last Saturday and the pair separated amicably. Despite reports that one half of the couple snapped and that the other is in b...
Read full storyDisturbing Plastic Surgery for Pets Trend Sweeping Across United States
Pet owners wanting to turn their pets into lookalikes of their favourite celebrities, a craze that began in Los Angeles, could be headed across the USA. Plastic surgery for dogs and cats is big business in Tinsel Town where pet owners are paying i...
Read full storyTybee Island Dog Ordered To Pay Puppy Support
A Tybee Island judge has ordered that a 3-year-old Labrador pay "puppy support" to the mother of his illegitimate puppy, a Lab/Terrier mix named Oscar after ruling that he is, without doubt, the father. Judge Steven Schoor, who made the judgement...
Read full storyInternet Troll Claims To Be Not Mentally Sick
Well known internet troll Cyber Bitch, who regularly posts anonymous book reviews, product reviews and makes other comments on items she has never purchased; let alone used, has told friends she is definitely not mentally ill. Despite being uninfo...
Read full storyGeorgia Man Wins Right To Eat Cat
A Tybee Island man has been given the all clear by the District Attorney to eat his pet cat paving the way for more Americans to cook, fry, boil and roast their pets. The landmark decision is seen as triumph for civil liberties claim many watche...
Read full storyStranger Than Truth: Dinerton, NM - A Trip Into Time
In this edition Stranger Than Truth, we go to Dinerton, New Mexico, where there is a reality that many never get to experience, from a time now since long gone... a place that lives in a different era and views the world around it with extreme disdain. Nathan Betman, Mayor of Dinerton, introduced us to it this way, "Civilization has gone to hell in nearly every aspect. People have now become mo...
Read full storyEarthquake Experts Fear The La Brea Tar Pits Could End Up In Arizona
LOS ANGELES - Weather experts on the West Coast have been working pretty much 24/7 as earthquakes have been hitting California at an alarming rate. One elderly resident of El Segundo, Fionna F. Rushriddle, 86, told news reporters that one of the q...
Read full storySix Months In and Relationship Not Really Working Out the Way Expected Admits Tybee Island Man
Six months into their relationship Kevin MacDonald of Tybee Island is beginning to think that Sonia Middlemass may not have been the catch he had initially hoped he thought she would be. In fact he is now regretting ever starting a relationship wi...
Read full storyCucamonga Teacher Invents Earthquake Underwear Spray
CUCAMONGA - Petula Lemonfizz, who has lived in California all of her life has just become an overnight millionaire. The Cucamonga English teacher said that she just got sick and tired of having her bra and panties end up around her ankles every ti...
Read full storyLady Who Shot Husband Nuggets Off Out of Prison at Last
You may not remember Helen Blackaby but she made top news reports approximately 12 years ago when she accidently according to her, shot her husband, Randy's, jewels off. The two had gotten into an argument over a TV Sweepstake like the one once ad...
Read full storyPutin Makes Jerk Off Motions While Speaking With Obama
It has been reported from Moscow that while discussing anything on the USA/Russian Telephone Hotline with US President Barack Obama, Russian leader Vladimir Putin makes jerk-off or wanker hand gestures to his aides. During last weeks call to Mosco...
Read full storyFonzie Scheme Busted
A Californian man has been arrested in what police are calling the largest Fonzie Scheme uncovered for several years. The scam, which involved investors contributing money for the purchase and mass shipping of white T-shirts and leather jackets ar...
Read full storyNHL melts down the Stanley Cup to promote player safety
Toronto, Ontario - The Stanley Cup is no more. The professional sports world's most iconic championship trophy has been recast into dozens of personal "Support Stanleys" - individual-sized cups designed to shield a player's privates from th...
Read full storyNew Mouse Flavoured Cat Food Is a Hit
Cats across the United States are licking their paws and purring with culinary satisfaction after a Georgia man's new cat food recipe was added to pet food manufacturers stock lists and is now available on supermarket shelves the length and breadth o...
Read full storyMichel Platini - I Will Love Midgets Until I Die
A number of midgets were killed last night at a one-off UFC event ran by FIFA President Michel Platini. The unique event was put together in the absence of Dana Brooks by FIFA president Michel Platini, who booked a number of inexperienced midgets...
Read full storyTybee Man Tells Son That 'Selfies' Could Make Him Go Blind
A Tybee Island father who tried to lecture his son on the dangers of 'selfies', after learning his son had posted about them on Facebook has made a complete fool of himself. Kevin Weller, 47, told his 15 year old son, Bobby, that not only were 's...
Read full storyRush Limbaugh Says That Nevada Cattleman Cliven Bundy Would Make A Great Senator
NEW YORK CITY - Nevada cattle rancher Cliven Bundy has just about received more publicity than some of the cattleman of the Old West including John Chisum, Charles Goodnight, and Richard King, owner of the one million acre King Ranch in south Texas.
Read full storyBarack Obama Headed To Camp David
US President Barack Obama is said to be on his way to Camp David for an emergency haircut. The President woke Secret Service Agents this morning, complaining that he "needed a haircut - right now!" and screamed "Get Air Force 1 - I am going to Cam...
Read full storyPresident Obama Plans To Issue A Fine To The State of Wisconsin Due To The Swiss Cheese Scandal
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama acting on classified information from the FBI, the CIA, and the IRS recently launched a full-scale investigation into Wisconsin's so called Swiss Cheese Scandal. The scandal is alleged to have originated in a che...
Read full storyThe World Champion Miami Heat Get Beaten By The Washington Wizards And Thus Let The #1 Seed Get Away
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The fans of the Washington Wizards saw their hometown team play the spoiler as they defeated the world champion Miami Heat 114-93. Sporting Chance Magazine's Hercules Confetti pointed out that by the Heat losing the game they al...
Read full storyPope Francis Invites Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Un To Visit Him At The Vatican
VATICAN CITY - The Vatican View News Agency of Vatican City has stated that Pope Francis has sent text messages to Vladimir Putin, leader of Russia, and to Kim Jong Un, leader of North Korea. The pope stated that he wants the two gentlemen to make...
Read full storyRalph Nader Attacks G.M.'s CEO Barra
Consumer advocate and 2 time Presidential Candidate, Ralph Nader, has sent a letter spoofing the University if Michigan's choice for Commencement Speaker. The AP has a copy of it and we make it available here. Dear Kelly Cunningham: I see that you are the Director of Public Affairs at The University of Michigan whose areas of responsibility are major initiatives, legal and reputational i...
Read full storyA 93-Year-Old Cleveland Woman Arrested For Injuring A 102-Year-Old Man She Was Twerking
CLEVELAND - Law enforcement officers in Cleveland are calling a recent twerking incident one of the strangest on record. Officer Radley Zippertino with the CPD said that he answered a call to The Setting Sun Senior Folks Home in the south side of...
Read full storyTwo And A Half Men To Tour
Great news for fans of comedy - Two And A Half Men is hitting the road and will be appearing on stage in a city near you soon! The show, starring Bob Jones, Steve Smith and limbless Gordon Harvey features the antics of three brothers, two able bod...
Read full storyAn Angry Shaquille O'Neal Responds To Kobe Bryant's 'Lazy' Comment
THE GRAND CANYON, Arizona - Shaquille O'Neal and several friends took some time off from their busy schedules to go rafting on the Colorado River in the Grand Canyon. Afterwards he was asked by Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine if he...
Read full storyFlorida Man Kicked From Bed After Dorito Eating Incident
A Florida man was forcibly ejected from his bed late last night after opening a bag of Doritos thinking his wife was sleeping. "She caught me munching the snack and told me that it was the 'final straw' and she was sick of waking up finding crumbs...
Read full storyWest Africa Ebola Virus Makes Tybee Island Man Happy He Doesn't Live In Guinea, Wherever That Is
The Ebola virus that has killed scores of people in Guinea has one Tybee Island man feeling very relieved that he does not live in the tiny African Country. "I am glad I live in Tybee, and not in this place with this virus," said Gordon Morris, "I...
Read full storyMatch.com Profile All Lies
According to reports, a Florida mans online dating profile is "total and utter bullshit" according to several women who met up with the "non-smoking and non-drinking" lothario. According to his profile, which includes a photograph taken in 2004, P...
Read full storyScientists: Don't Believe Loch Ness Monster on Satellite Pic
A new and very convincing photo from Apple Satellite of the Loch Ness Monster is drawing a lot of support around the world except from scientists who poo-poo the report. "They can poo-poo all over themselves if they like but people are not going t...
Read full storyMotorhead's Lemmy 'Killed By Death'
Sad news coming out of L.A. this morning. Motorhead legend Ian Fraser Kilmister, best known to millions around the world as 'Lemmy' was sadly reported to be 'Killed by Death' in the early hours. The veteran rock n roller known for hits such as 'Ac...
Read full storyGrandma Would Have Loved Her Funeral Say Family And Friends
90 Year old Mary Hall, according to friends and family, would have just loved the funeral arranged by her sons; which by all accounts was a sombre yet tasteful funeral, attended by more than 300 mourners from across the country. The only downside,...
Read full storyBitterly Fought Custody Battle Ends In Defeat For Father Resulting In Utter Despair
A bitterly fought and highly contested child custody case was finally resolved late yesterday afternoon after a Florida court ruled in favor of the mother of the two children involved in the dispute, resulting in the father obtaining full legal and p...
Read full storyRussian Jets Enter Ukraine Airspace, Top Gun's Maverick Dispatched to Region
Washington, D.C. - As tensions continue to escalate between Russia and Ukraine, Russian President Putin has ordered his fighter jet pilots to flirt with crossing into Ukrainian airspace to tempt a response from the smaller country. In respons...
Read full storyNY man wrongfully acquitted sues state for $25M
A Brooklyn man wants a million dollars for every year the state did not lock him up in prison. Dean Dork, who spent almost a quarter-century at liberty and free after being found not guilty for a crime he committed, has hit the state with a $25 m...
Read full storyMonica Lewinsky Says Rush Limbaugh Is Sexy - And Admits To Having A 'Rush Crush'
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Monica Lewinsky traveled to the nation's capitol to visit an old high school friend who is working as a White House intern. Lewinsky, considered to be the most famous White House intern in history, spoke with Durango Tucker of N...
Read full storyCIA Just Uses Dominatrix Techniques
On Thursday a Senate intelligence panel will vote to make public a report that shows that the CIA mismanaged its "enhanced interrogation program" by torturing detainees in its "war on terror." The report shows the Agency dealt in water boarding and...
Read full storyU.N. To Build Small Orbiting Planet
At first it was considered a wild rumor only. "We can't even get along here on the earth, how will we get together on one we build?" However, some of the things we are receiving from Edward Snowden shows that, for our own good, several major natio...
Read full storyText Walking to Become New Olympic Sport
Rio de Janeiro - Text walking will become the newest sport to be part of the Olympic Games starting in Rio in 2016. The act of texting while walking has never been considered a sport but since so few people get killed while performing the act, Olympi...
Read full storyMaria Sharapova Agrees To Play President Obama In A Benefit Tennis Match
WASHINGTON, D.C. - One of the world's top professional tennis pros, Maria Sharapova, has agreed to play the president of the United States in a benefit tennis match. The match will take place in the summer at The Dr. Renee Richards Tennis Courts i...
Read full storyNavy Projectile Flies 27 Times Speed of Sound
The U.S. Navy's latest innovation comes in the form of a 23-pound projectile that can fly at twenty-seven times the speed of sound. It is launched from what is called a "rail gun." That's fast enough to travel from New York City's Empire State Bu...
Read full storyPutin offers to send military support to Bundy Ranch
The saga at the Bundy Ranch has gone International with the Russian President approaching Cliven Bundy earlier today. It is believed that Vladimir Putin offered the Bundy family up to five thousand trained personnel to guard his ranch and family f...
Read full storyEx-Los Angeles Lakers Coach Phil Jackson Says He Wants Kobe Bryant and Shaquille O'Neal To Bury The Hatchet
LOS ANGELES - Former Lakers Coach Phil Jackson told Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette that he does not appreciate seeing two of his former players dissing each other in the news media. Phil Jackson, who is engaged to Lakers owner Jeanie B...
Read full storyTea Party DNA Shows Meanness, Stupidity As Common Bond
Recent scientific research proves that personalities, temperaments, and world views are innate. These are simply human genetic imprints. Now, world famous mind researcher, Adler Freud-Jung, M.D., Ph.D, I.W.W. and his associates have conducted e...
Read full storyShaquille O'Neal Says That If He Buys The L.A. Lakers Kobe Bryant Is History
LOS ANGELES - Former Los Angeles Lakers great Shaquille O'Neal has been hinting that he would like to purchase the Los Angeles Lakers. O'Neal who played for the Lakers from 1996 to 2004 recently told Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily...
Read full storyJimmy Fallon Revealed To Be In Mid-Fifties
Last night, Jimmy Fallon made a joke that totally bombed. He was booed, during his monologue, when Fallon talked about the possible gender of Chelsea Clinton's baby. "If it's a girl, it will get some of Chelsea's old hand-me-downs. And if it's a...
Read full storyBearded Men Ban From Children's Play Areas Justified Claims Tybee Island Mayor
A ban on all males sporting beards entering areas designated for children came into effect midnight yesterday in the small, rather backward town of Tybee Island near Savannah, Georgia. The law, passed by Mayor Itakei Bribes is aimed to deter chil...
Read full storyUS Spirit Wireless Announces It's Amazing Teen Promotion: 19,000 Minutes For 19 Cents
CUCAMONGA, California - A spokesperson for US Spirit Wireless has just announced an amazing promotion aimed at the nation's millions of teenage cell phone users. US Spirit Wireless, which is based in Cucamonga, California, will be implementing wha...
Read full storyGreenest Man Ever? By Having No Impact on World, New York Man Dies with NO Carbon Footprint
During his lifetime, New York City resident Mike Putnam was never known to be much of an environmentalist, but, posthumously, he's gained repute as one of the greenest people ever to populate the planet, having managed to leave this world without leaving any carbon footprint whatsoever - largely by not having had even the slightest impact on the world. Simply put, if Putnam is remembered at all...
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