Spoof Writer Schools Other Spoof Writer

Funny story: Spoof Writer Schools Other Spoof Writer

Even since I attempted to write satire on The Spoof! I realize how little I know about the art. For example there is a presentation here where, in a seemingly straightforward manner, Senator Rand Paul is quoted as stating that President Obama has "feed a bunch of lies to the public "about climate change. The spoofist then goes on to present false and misleading "evidence" that the Senator is...

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Mars Rocks Exactly to Michelle Obama's Taste

Funny story: Mars Rocks Exactly to Michelle Obama's Taste

Michelle Obama would like the Mars Curiosity Rover to build a nice little rockery on Mars with her and Barack's names engraved on it with the vehicle's laser according to NASA. The idea, which could be completed for Valentines day 2015 could sway...

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John Mayer Responds To Katy Perry's Attack

Funny story: John Mayer Responds To Katy Perry's Attack

SAN FRANCISCO - John Mayer was up in San Francisco taking a tour of the old Alcatraz Prison. He was asked by a reporter if he cared to comment on the verbal thrashing that ex-girlfriend Katy Perry unleashed on him. John put out his Marlboro and...

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Idaho To Stop Shipping Potatoes To Russia

Funny story: Idaho To Stop Shipping Potatoes To Russia

BOISE, Idaho - The state of Idaho has just informed the government of Russia that it will no longer be selling them anymore Idaho potatoes. The economic decision was based on the fact that Russia continues to go against the wishes of the United Na...

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French Lab Loses Deadly Virus!

Funny story: French Lab Loses Deadly Virus!

The lab in Texas that lost vials of virus last year now have company. A French lab has lost more than 3,000 vials containing fragments of the deadly SARS virus, which killed nearly a thousand people ten years ago in a worldwide epidemic. The Pa...

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Pamela Anderson May Do A Skin Flick - But Only Because She Needs The Money

Funny story: Pamela Anderson May Do A Skin Flick - But Only Because She Needs The Money

HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson says that she now wishes that the salary she received for starring in the beach television show Baywatch had been much more than it was. Anderson, who is 46, told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk that she has...

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Girl's Tattoo Means "C*nt" In Chinese

Funny story: Girl's Tattoo Means "C*nt" In Chinese

17 Year old Haley Coombes was pleased with her new tattoo which she had inked permanently onto her shoulder yesterday; courtesy of Davy's Tattoo Parlour in Jacksonville, Florida. Haley chose the tattoo herself; A Chinese symbol which store owner D...

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Miley Cyrus Hurts Her Back Twerking

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Hurts Her Back Twerking

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus was having drinks with some friends at The Tipsy Tadpole Lounge when she suddenly got the urge to stand up and twerk one of the patrons who was sitting at the next table. The unidentified twerkee was having a great tim...

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Crystal County Sheriff Disputes Allegation of Probable Failure - Suspect In Custody

Funny story: Crystal County Sheriff Disputes Allegation of Probable Failure - Suspect In Custody

Crystal Cove, Ohio - Crystal County Sheriff Tom Jones held a press conference this morning to dispute an implication that his department would never have stopped local criminal activity, and that an outside criminal investigative organization was req...

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Monica Lewinsky Says Rush Limbaugh Is Sexy - And Admits To Having A 'Rush Crush'

Funny story: Monica Lewinsky Says Rush Limbaugh Is Sexy - And Admits To Having A 'Rush Crush'

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Monica Lewinsky traveled to the nation's capitol to visit an old high school friend who is working as a White House intern. Lewinsky, considered to be the most famous White House intern in history, spoke with Durango Tucker of N...

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"Well, if I have to tell you" Is Baffling to Most Men

Funny story: "Well, if I have to tell you" Is Baffling to Most Men

In an intimate romantic relationship between a man and a woman, it is inevitable that at some point the woman will say a sentence that begins with the words "Well, if I have to tell you." Depending on the specific relationship, sentences of this type...

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US Creationist nuts target Pope for refusing to sell his Exxon shares

Funny story: US Creationist nuts target Pope for refusing to sell his Exxon shares

New Jersey - Right wing fundamental Christian morons whose creed denies the existence of fossils have written to the Pope urging him to burn his fossil fuels portfolio. The Highland Park, New Jersey-based GreenFaith organization said today it has...

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Justin Bieber Is Very Depressed

Funny story: Justin Bieber Is Very Depressed

NEW YORK CITY - Justin Bieber was in New York visiting the Statue of Liberty. He said that as a young boy growing up in Canada he always dreamed of seeing the big old gal. As he was touring the statue's head he was asked by a reporter how he was f...

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San Francisco Is Considering A Skateboarding Ban

Funny story: San Francisco Is Considering A Skateboarding Ban

SAN FRANCISCO - The city of San Francisco could be the first city in the nation to pass a law making it illegal to skateboard within the city limits. A group of angry citizens led by Orville Lemonlund, 91, have petitioned the mayor to do something...

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Slob Cat Still Gets Laid More Than Owner

Funny story: Slob Cat Still Gets Laid More Than Owner

Despite being fat, ugly, lazy, suffering from a flatulence problem, having bad fish breath as well as fleas, five year old cat Sebastian still gets laid more than his owner,who is a relatively good looking, slim and hard working young man with no fou...

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Shooting Star Injures 11

Funny story: Shooting Star Injures 11

This afternoon at Westfarms Mall in Farmington, CT former child star Nick Terringsley shot 11 people, killing four and injuring seven. Terringsley, known as "Lil Oakley" from the popular 1980's sitcom "Grace of Spades," fired several rounds into the...

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Squatter Pissing Off Sajid Javid

Funny story: Squatter Pissing Off Sajid Javid

Sajid Javid, the new minister for Culture Media and Sport, is furious due to a squatter holding him to ransom over the price of his latest house. Sajid was in the latter stages of buying his fifth, and therefore his most important house, when the...

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Georgia Man Wins Right To Eat Cat

Funny story: Georgia Man Wins Right To Eat Cat

A Tybee Island man has been given the all clear by the District Attorney to eat his pet cat paving the way for more Americans to cook, fry, boil and roast their pets. The landmark decision is seen as triumph for civil liberties claim many watche...

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New Mouse Flavoured Cat Food Is a Hit

Funny story: New Mouse Flavoured Cat Food Is a Hit

Cats across the United States are licking their paws and purring with culinary satisfaction after a Georgia man's new cat food recipe was added to pet food manufacturers stock lists and is now available on supermarket shelves the length and breadth o...

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Permanently Sexually Aroused Man Advised To Visit Georgia

Funny story: Permanently Sexually Aroused Man Advised To Visit Georgia

A man recently profiled in the media about his rare sexual disorder - a condition that caused him to be continuously sexually aroused - has been advised by experts to spend a few days in the US State of Georgia. Graham Cooper, 39, has struggled wi...

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Woman almost kills child by accident after ringing poison information line

Funny story: Woman almost kills child by accident after ringing poison information line

Lincoln, Nebraska- A woman frantically rang a local poison information line after her 7 year old daughter ate some black carpenter ants in the back yard. The operator assured her that the ants were harmless but advised against the child eating any...

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Britain not in recession, and never has been

Funny story: Britain not in recession, and never has been

George Osborne, the Human Resources manager put in charge of the economy of the UK, has admitted that due to a slight technical error (Osborne: "In the previous administration, mention that!") made by the previous administration, austerity measures w...

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Bitterly Fought Custody Battle Ends In Defeat For Father Resulting In Utter Despair

Funny story: Bitterly Fought Custody Battle Ends In Defeat For Father Resulting In Utter Despair

A bitterly fought and highly contested child custody case was finally resolved late yesterday afternoon after a Florida court ruled in favor of the mother of the two children involved in the dispute, resulting in the father obtaining full legal and p...

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Heartbleed Issue affects the Spoof

Funny story: Heartbleed Issue affects the Spoof

The Heartbleed Security Issue has been identified as a problem on the popular spoof news website, The Spoof. The issue with the Heatbleed Security Issue is that the encryption used to protect passwords across two thirds of the world's password pro...

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Nevada Militia Honored by Al-Qaeda

Funny story: Nevada Militia Honored by Al-Qaeda

A hard fought victory for a Nevada militia is collecting an unusual honor; congratulations from one of the U.S. government's greatest enemies. In a video statement released by Afghan TV, Al-Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri praised the militia for th...

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Sports Cars To Tell The Truth

Funny story: Sports Cars To Tell The Truth

All new sports cars are being fitted with a chip that screams the words "embarrassing penis length inside", when it is revved unnecessarily from a stationary position. The 'truth-chip' will be a big blow to large car manufacturers such as Porsche...

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A Question Mark Hangs Over The Nation

Funny story: A Question Mark Hangs Over The Nation

A party simply known as the '? Party' are set to run for Government at the next general elections, surprisingly making no promises, appearances or statements until the ballot boxes close. Under complete anonymity, someone or some group have thrown...

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Hull City FA Cup Semi-Final Victory Down To Hull Man's Beard - Claim

Funny story: Hull City FA Cup Semi-Final Victory Down To Hull Man's Beard - Claim

The outcome of the exciting FA Cup Semi-Final tie between Premier League Hull City and their Yorkshire rivals Sheffield United on Sunday was due almost entirely to a Hull man's beard, according to a claim made this morning. The astonishing claim w...

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Russia Is Secretly Recalling 7,000 Drones Due To The Fact That The Mini-Missiles Are Falling Off

Funny story: Russia Is Secretly Recalling 7,000 Drones Due To The Fact That The Mini-Missiles Are Falling Off

MOSCOW - Reports coming out of Russia from a highly placed but unnamed source are raising concern throughout the world. It appears that Russia had manufactured 7,000 drones that have been equipped with mini-missiles. The drones have only been i...

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Dennis Rodman Is Going To The Ukraine

Funny story: Dennis Rodman Is Going To The Ukraine

NEW YORK CITY - Former NBA basketball player Dennis Rodman has informed the US news media that he will be traveling to the Ukraine in an effort to bring peace and harmony between the Ukraine and Russia. Rodman, who says that North Korean leader Ki...

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Benedict Cumberbatch Not to Appear in Three Films in 2015

Benedict Cumberbatch, the British actor best known for his roles in Sherlock, 12 Years a Slave, The Hobbit, War Horse, The Fifth Estate, Star Trek: Into Darkness, and Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, has announced that there are three films to be released...

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Animal Rights Group Wants The Practice of Cattle Branding Stopped

Funny story: Animal Rights Group Wants The Practice of Cattle Branding Stopped

NORFOLK, Virginia - The executive director of a large animal welfare charity commented that due to the recent headlines involving cattle rancher Cliven Bundy her organization plans to revisit the age old practice of cattle branding. Ms. Mimosa Led...

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NYPD Uncovers An Al-Qaeda Plot To Kidnap Ann Coulter

Funny story: NYPD Uncovers An Al-Qaeda Plot To Kidnap Ann Coulter

NEW YORK CITY - News reports coming out of New York City state that Republican political commentator Ann Coulter, 52, came very close to being kidnapped by a terrorist organization. A reporter with The Right Coast Revue, Tilapia Frisbee, is being...

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Boston police destroy two poodles

Funny story: Boston police destroy two poodles

BOSTON, MA - Boston Metropolitan Police have blown up two unattended poodles found near the Boston Marathon's finish line. They say they've taken a little old lady into custody in connection with the two suspicious canines. Police spokesman, Mike...

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Harry Reid: Cliven Bundy Is A Lawbreaker and The USA Will Not Tolerate Lawbreakers

Funny story: Harry Reid: Cliven Bundy Is A Lawbreaker and The USA Will Not Tolerate Lawbreakers

RENO, Nevada - Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid talked with Sinclair Petaluma of Political Salad Bar Magazine and expressed his disgust at the Cliven Bundy Circus. Reid remarked to Petaluma that he would like to know what the hell 67-year-old Bun...

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