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Tuesday, 8 April 2014


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While this might not be a drug mule case, security guards at Kennedy Airport say it was more like a cow-smuggling incident.

An as yet unknown 300-pound woman was routinely being searched at the airport when a bag of cocaine fell out on the floor.

A woman agent was summoned by the first and they went into a bathroom where another 15-pound bag of cocaine was discovered once the other breast was lifted up.

Next they called in a proctologist who pronounced the lady free of any more drugs.

"This is our first case of Blow-Boob smuggling", stated the first security officer, Alice Manny. "If that first bag hadn't fallen out, we would not consider using that private an inspection."

From now on, the airport security will ask any suspicious passenger to jump up and down on a trampoline while holding arms in the air.

"Emergency workers at hospitals have told us they find everything from stamps to nickels and dimes under the boobs of some people that are brought in. Most tell them later that they do the coin thing on purpose while at a casino or on their way."

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