Michelle Obama Tells The President He Better Cancel His Trip To Denmark

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 6 April 2014

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The president has said that he and the Danish prime minister are just very good friends.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A White House source is reporting that the First Mama AKA Michelle Obama is pretty much fit to be tied regarding her husband's upcoming trip to Denmark.

Mrs. Obama has reportedly told her husband in no uncertain terms that he better cancel his trip to Copenhagen.

He has made it abundantly clear that she does not want her husband being put in a situation where the Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt will openly flirt with him again like she did in South Africa.

The inside source revealed that Mrs. Obama is already one very upset woman and if her hubby steps out of line with Blondie, as Michelle calls Thorning-Schmidt then the nation's first couple could end up in divorce court.

The president has stated that he cannot help it if Helle Thorning-Schmidt has some mighty powerful female hormones.

Meanwhile, President Obama winked and said that Michelle knows that she is the cupcake of his life and that he would never trade her for another cupcake or even for a sweet muffin.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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