U.N. To Build Small Orbiting Planet

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Tuesday, 22 April 2014

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At first it was considered a wild rumor only. "We can't even get along here on the earth, how will we get together on one we build?"

However, some of the things we are receiving from Edward Snowden shows that, for our own good, several major nations will begin with a space station-like building and add to it until it is huge.

"With the co-operation of the U.S., Britain, Russia, China (now on the moon), India (a landing on Mars) and others, the project just might work.

Although Snowden has no names, he reports that the created mini-planet would give mankind a whole new start and anyone causing trouble would be sent back to earth.

The report says that earth is getting in bad shape and overpopulation is coming fast.

"We can now grow our food in liquid with vitamins and minerals (hydroponic) and create one country that will depend on everyone getting along, else we all die", says one recorded message.

Apparently this has been going on at the United Nations a long time. The nations involved will mix nationalities and invite every race to become a part of it, even those who do not assist in creating the artificial Earth II.

"This makes sense and also explains all the heads of state have been traveling more and more over the past few years", stated one reporter of the released news.

Of course, every ambassador at the U.N. denies it.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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