Danica Patrick Reveals That She Does Not Wear Underwear Whenever She Is Racing

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 5 April 2014

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Danica shown relaxing before a race.

LOS ANGELES - Danica Patrick flew to Los Angeles to make an appearance on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show.

The Queen of NASCAR was asked if she ever wishes she had been born a guy instead of a girl so that her fellow NASCAR race drivers would take her a little more seriously.

Danica giggled and said that she did once but only for about 12 seconds and then she realized that she would rather be a unique NASCAR babe than just another NASCAR brute.

Gary stood up and gave her a high five. He laughed as he said that he would have given her a chest bump but he decided against it.

Patrick giggled and said that with her it would have been more of a flat chest bump.

Gary smiled and gave her a fist bump. He then asked her if she has any race track rituals that she goes through either before or during the races.

Danica blushed and replied that there is one little thing she has done since she first started racing.

She raised her eyebrows and told Gary that she never ever wears any underwear when she is driving in a race.

"Really?" A shocked Busey asked.

"Really" Danica replied.

"Why?" Busey inquired.

Danica winked and told him that she has never worn a bra or panties when she races because she feels that she is a lot more comfortable racing without those two items which tend to be quite confining when a girl is sitting in a closed environment.

Gary asked her if she had just given him a scoop.

Danica giggled and replied, "Gary, you're the first person I have ever revealed that to."

"Well GOLLLLLLY Danica, you are one fine looking cutey."

"Back at ya Busey."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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