Book Review - Noah's Ark by God

This book bears no resemblance to the movie starring Australian actor Russell Crowe! That said, I would be interested if Crowe, in his role as Noah, wanted to make room on his Ark for kangaroos, wallabies and Koala bears; as I saw none board the ark in the movie. As an Australian he should really have insisted. Also, and this is just an observation, did he get a massive discount at Petsm...

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Weekly Reader Censored For Fort Hood Analysis

Funny story: Weekly Reader Censored For Fort Hood Analysis

Super School Events is a publication known to millions of U.S. school kids in grades 6-10. Pre-teen student reporters write it. But it is being banned in schools across the U.S. because of its content and analysis of the tragedy of the shootings...

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Pinstickers' Guide To Aintree Grand National

1. TIDAL BAY (IRE) 13 11-10 Form: 121-1532 Paul Nichols/Sam Twiston-Davies THIS 13 year-old's 16/1 odds are staggeringly generous, considering. Publishing his telephone number alongside racing details maybe a mistake. 2. LONG RUN (FR) 9 11-09 Form: 132-54U1 Nicky Henderson/Sam Waley-Cohen Frankly over-rated at 16/1, his long run could well end tit over arse at Beechers. 3. HUNT BA...

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Poll surprise for Spoof

Funny story: Poll surprise for Spoof

The In/Out debate on national television between the Spoof's Joshua Witt and Clement Legg of the Limp Dems has ended in a surprise response in opinion poll ratings taken after the programme. Spoof got 70% to Legg's 30%. Witt had argued that it was...

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Climate Change A Communist and Liberal Plot According to Beaver Bay Man

Funny story: Climate Change A Communist and Liberal Plot According to Beaver Bay Man

Beaver Bay, OR (Car Seller's Weekly) - According to Earl Whitcomb, life-long resident of Beaver Bay, climate change is real. But it isn't caused by green-house gases or the use of fossil fuels. It is caused, asserts Whitcomb, by liberals and Communis...

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Weiner and Boehner Mocked Then Argue At Local Fast Food Restaurant

Funny story: Weiner and Boehner Mocked Then Argue At Local Fast Food Restaurant

Washington D.C. - Yesterday former U.S. Congressman Anthony Weiner and current U.S. House of Representatives Speaker John Boehner were each mocked about their names and then got into an argument over which of them was bullied more as a child. The tw...

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Rush Limbaugh Sperm Mistakenly Used For Jackass

Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Sperm Mistakenly Used For Jackass

Of all the freaky things to happen, a fertility clinic which sells sperm to allow females to get pregnant by someone she admires or would like a son or daughter to have a great singing voice, all types, purchase sperm at a high price. So when they...

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Justin Bieber's Head on Chopping Block?

Funny story: Justin Bieber's Head on Chopping Block?

Justin Bieber really did it this time! Or someone is certainly after his hide. An estimated 200,000 visitors to the Ganges River in India who come there to bath and be healed had fled the area after spotting human waste bobbing down the river last...

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Scientists Discover A Hidden Ocean On Saturn

Funny story: Scientists Discover A Hidden Ocean On Saturn

SAGINAW, Michigan - One of the most highly respected astrological observatories in the world has just made an unbelievable discovery. Scientists at The Galileo Galilei Astrological Observatory in Saginaw, Michigan report that they have located an...

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Portrait of the Artist as Hitler's Grandson

Funny story: Portrait of the Artist as Hitler's Grandson

Texas - The Fuhrer's highly impressionist painting skills may have skipped a generation but there's little doubt the pissartistic genome flows through Dubya's veins albeit diluted by a cocktail of bourbon and, likely, prescription meds. This morni...

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Auntie Jean Advises Dick Hertz Whose Friend's Foreskin is Zipped Into a Marquee Tent Zipper

Dick Hertz asks: Auntie Jean, my friend is a flasher I'm afraid and we are at a wedding reception across the road from an Abbey. My friend was trying to flash some Benedictine Nuns, who ran after him with a meat cleaver. He zipped the heavy duty zipper up and managed to zip his foreskin right into the zipper. can you advise please? Auntie Jean Advises : Its probably you I think with the trappe...

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A College Report States That The American Middle Class Is Shrinking

Funny story: A College Report States That The American Middle Class Is Shrinking

CHICAGO - Recent studies which were conducted at Chicago's Windy City Community College have revealed that the American middle class is shrinking. Dr. Uriah H. Tillerwell, who has a Masters Degree in Statistical Stats and a Ph.D. in Crop Rotation,...

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Watermelon Sized Hail Pounds Hackensack, New Jersey

Funny story: Watermelon Sized Hail Pounds Hackensack, New Jersey

HACKENSACK, New Jersey - Meteorologists in the Garden State of New Jersey report that watermelon sized hail pounded the city of Hackensack for 17 minutes. Luckily for the citizens of the city, the hailstorm hit at 2:39 am and there were no reporte...

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Chelsea Handler Could Be Taking Over For David Letterman When He Retires

Funny story: Chelsea Handler Could Be Taking Over For David Letterman When He Retires

NEW YORK CITY - It did not take long for the entertainment media to start speculating as to who will be replacing David Letterman when he hangs up his microphone on Late Night With David Letterman. Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole stated...

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Dancing With The Stars Is Not Happy With New Co-Host Erin Andrews and She May Be Dancing Out The Door Pretty Soon

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Is Not Happy With New Co-Host Erin Andrews and She May Be Dancing Out The Door Pretty Soon

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of Dancing With The Stars are not happy with Brooke Burke-Charvet's replacement Erin Andrews. Word from the set of DWTS is that the 5-foot-10-inch Erin towers over everyone including most of the male celebrities and male...

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E.U. Welsh Speed Trap Satellite Launched by Giant Soyuz Rocket

The first of a series of hyperlinked geostationary Welsh speed traps was positioned by a Russian Soyuz Rocket yesterday. The "Sentinel" global orbit Police radar speed cameras will supplement the sneaky Welsh Speed traps which provide most people's...

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