Denmark Has Developed A Drone That It Says Can Carry A Greyhound Bus

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 13 April 2014

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President Obama has said that Helle Thorning-Schmidt has legs that any model would envy.

COPENHAGEN, Denmark - The Danish government has just let the world know that it has just developed a drone that is so powerful that it can actually carry a Greyhound Bus.

Denmark's Prime Minister, the very attractive Helle Thorning-Schmidt unveiled the new drone known as Drone 1A at a festive celebration in Copenhagen honoring this great mechanical achievement.

The prime minister told the assembled crowd that she has never been prouder to be a Danish woman than she is now.

She said that ever since she was a little girl she always wanted to grow up and become either a Victoria's Secret model or the prime minister of Denmark.

Helle Thorning-Schmidt stated that she recalls that in December of last year she mentioned this fact to President Obama and he smiled at her and said, "Helle, let me tell you something gal. You accomplished the prime minister part and there is no doubt in my mind that if you wanted to - right now, you could easily become a Victoria's Secret model."

Thorning-Schmidt said that the president's remarks not only made her day, but her week, and her month as well.

SIDENOTE: Denmark's new powerful drone will be used to haul large equipment between Denmark and Sweden.

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