Man Desperately Trying To Find Any Movie That Does Not Feature Danny Trejo

Funny story written by D P Whitehead

Friday, 25 April 2014

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Danny Trejo

Despite spending over two hours browsing through Netflix a Florida man has still yet to find a movie that he hasn't seen that doesn't feature, or star Danny Trejo.

Trejo, 69, American born but of Mexican descent and second cousin of producer/director Robert Rodriguez is ofen typecast as an exremely ugly Mexican, usually a bad guy, and often wearing a leather vest.

"I have seen all the good movies availble, like Wolf of Wall Street, Dallas Buyers Club and American Hustle but for the life of me I can not find any other movie that doesn't feature this dude(Trejo)," complained 47 year old Duncan Whitehead.

Trejo, if you don't know who he is - is the ugly Mexican bad guy from movies you probably avoid.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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