Scientists: Don't Believe Loch Ness Monster on Satellite Pic

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Saturday, 19 April 2014

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A new and very convincing photo from Apple Satellite of the Loch Ness Monster is drawing a lot of support around the world except from scientists who poo-poo the report.

"They can poo-poo all over themselves if they like but people are not going to laugh at us anymore", stated a member of "Nessie Believers". "We have nearly a hundred different photos and nothing will convince these scientists unless she walks out of the Loch."

Many people believe that scientists do not want their teachings and expert opinions to be wrong.

Another member of the Nessie club reminded us of all the things that were said to be extinct for millions of years like the coelacanth which was supposed to be extinct for 100 million years until a fisherman caught one and there have been more caught since.

"They didn't even believe there were gorillas for many years. When someone once brought a Duckbill Platypus to them, the experts said they had sewn together different parts of fish and other animals."

"They can Poo-Poo out the other end now!"

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