There were 337 spoof news stories published in May 2014. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Boko Haram Leader Abubakar Shekau Steps Down After Latest Kidnapping Scandal - Thanks To #'s and Twitter

Funny story: Boko Haram Leader Abubakar Shekau Steps Down After Latest Kidnapping Scandal - Thanks To #'s and Twitter

Succumbing to public outcry and intense media scrutiny over yet another kidnapping scandal, embattled Boko Haram leader Abubakar Shekau has promised to step down from his position as head of the terrorist group, amid all the outcry in Western social...

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Jesus Christ Will Not Heal Anyone With A pre-Existing Condition - God

Funny story: Jesus Christ Will Not Heal Anyone With A pre-Existing Condition - God

Reports coming from Heaven are indicating that God, creator of the Universe, and all powerful being, who created the earth in six (or was it seven?) days, who refused to allow Noah to put the dinosaurs on the Ark, invented cancer and AIDS and who has...

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Burger King Workers Like the Slogan Change

Funny story: Burger King Workers Like the Slogan Change

Good-bye "Have it your way." Hello "Be your way." And the BK workers seem to approve. "Why should pesty customers expect everything THEIR way?" asked a gum-chewing BK worker yesterday, continuing, "what a crock." Popping his gum at the interview...

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Tybee Island Not Heard From For 72 Hours

Funny story: Tybee Island Not Heard From For 72 Hours

Georgia - Neighboring towns are growing increasingly worried about Tybee Island - after not hearing from the dufus invested beach town for 72 hours. "Tybee Island tends to keep to itself," a visibly concerned resident of Savannah said, "but two d...

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Two Girls stoned outside New York Mosque

Funny story: Two Girls stoned outside New York Mosque

It is being reported that two 18-year-old girls have been stoned to outside a Mosque in New York. The two girls, Sarah Brooks and Kim Beasley, were reportedly high on marijuana after rolling two joints behind the Muslim place of worship in Queens.

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Tybee Island DA Wants To Know Why Mice Get All The Good Medicine - Wants Answers

Funny story: Tybee Island DA Wants To Know Why Mice Get All The Good Medicine - Wants Answers

Tybee Island District Attorney, Tommy Cock, is demanding that the FDA stop giving ground breaking drugs and medical treatment to mice; but instead administer them to humans, in a poorly worded letter, mailed yesterday. The note, filled with grammar errors, typos and spelling mistakes has been passed to this news agency; below is the transcript: Dear FDA, I resently (sic) read that scient...

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Dallas Cowboy's Fans Unite to Pray for Racist Remarks From Jerry Jones

Funny story: Dallas Cowboy's Fans Unite to Pray for Racist Remarks From Jerry Jones

Dallas - In light of the lifetime ban placed upon Donald Sterling, owner of the LA Clippers, after his recent racist remarks, fans of the Dallas Cowboys football team have come together in prayer hoping their sorry-ass owner, Jerry Jones, will op...

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Another 9/11 Is Just Around The Corner

Funny story: Another 9/11 Is Just Around The Corner

According to my calendar the US is just a few months away from another 9/11. After intensive and meticulous research, including the reading of blogs, interpreting messages and just keeping my ear to the ground this reporter has ascertained that Se...

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Can't We Focus On All The People Who Didn't Die From Smoking? Beg Tobacco Companies

Funny story: Can't We Focus On All The People Who Didn't Die From Smoking? Beg Tobacco Companies

Leading tobacco companies and cigarette makers are asking the public not to focus on the dangers of smoking but to switch their thoughts to the millons of people who smoked but did not die from smoking related illnesses. "Not everyone dies from ca...

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Betty White, Joan Rivers and Larry King Neck and Neck In Office Death Pool

Funny story: Betty White, Joan Rivers and Larry King Neck and Neck In Office Death Pool

Things are hotting up in a South Florida offices' 'death pool' after new member of staff, Kevin Ball wagered $200 on former Golden Girl Betty White to pip current favorites Joan Rivers and Larry King to the grave. "I feel good about Betty's prosp...

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McDonald's Launches New Minimum Wage Menu

Funny story: McDonald's Launches New Minimum Wage Menu

McDonaldland, USA -- Bowing to pressure from minimum-wage maximization advocates, the McDonald's Corporation today introduced a "more affordable" menu designed exclusively for workers at the bottom of the pay scale. "We can't afford to raise the s...

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Roman Abramovich private jet 'The Bandit' in near collision with Iranian drone

Funny story: Roman Abramovich private jet 'The Bandit' in near collision with Iranian drone

Azerbaijan - The tarmac outside Baku International Airport arrivals lounge looks like a bomb site this weekend following a spat between the Russian mobster's private jet and a 'high tech' hunter-killer drone operated by the Iranian Revolutionary Guar...

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Wolves Eat Baby They Were Expected To Raise

Funny story: Wolves Eat Baby They Were Expected To Raise

Reports from Romania are indicating that a pack of wolves did not raise a baby they found abandoned in the woods; but ate it instead. Authorities told reporters that they found a woolen hat, traces of blood and chewed up bones in an area of the wo...

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Russia: We Will Bomb Ukraine Into The Stone Age Message Welcomed By Kiev

Funny story: Russia: We Will Bomb Ukraine Into The Stone Age Message Welcomed By Kiev

The Ukrainian Government has welcomed Russia's promise of "bombing them into the stone age" and see it as a chance to progress. "By advancing the Ukrainian people, from our current state of anthropological sub-infancy into the earliest dawning of...

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Second Coming Of Christ Postponed Indefinitely

Funny story: Second Coming Of Christ Postponed Indefinitely

HEAVEN - In a move many observers described as inevitable, representatives of God, the Christian God that is, announced Tuesday the indefinite postponement of any "Second Coming" or "Ressurection" that had been promised to Christians for more than t...

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Jake, From State Farm, Sues State Farm For Ruining His Dating Life

Bloomington, IL - The actor who plays "Jake, from State Farm", we'll call him Jake, from State Farm, in the famous insurance firm's commercial, is suing the company for stereotyping him as "hideous" and ruining his love life. The actor seeks $5 m...

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Roman Abramovich swoops on Steven Spielberg's $25m Hamptons teardown

Funny story: Roman Abramovich swoops on Steven Spielberg's $25m Hamptons teardown

Long Island - A bijou 3.2 acre pond-front plot at 94 Apaquogue Road has been secretly snapped up by the Russian mobster after epic haggling with its movie maker proprietor Steven Spielberg. The Hollywood director finally cut the deal at $25 millio...

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Bald Man To Replace Bald Eagle As National Symbol Of United States

The bald eagle, national symbol of the United States of America, whose image appears on most official seals of the U.S. government, including the presidential seal, the presidential flag, and in the logos of many U.S. federal agencies is to be replac...

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Man's Huge Shit Blocks Toilet During Girlfriend's Visit To Condo

Funny story: Man's Huge Shit Blocks Toilet During Girlfriend's Visit To Condo

Whether it was a case of nervous agitation and uncontrolled excitement, or the direct result of an earlier-consumed over-ripe curry hasn't yet been ascertained, but the upshot of some or all of the above was that one lovestruck Englishman was today c...

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Willie Nelson to Join Twitter Birdies at Wall Street Protest

Funny story: Willie Nelson to Join Twitter Birdies at Wall Street Protest

Twitter birdies are disgusted, and they want the whole world to know. With the share price of Twitter down but work assignments up, the Twitter birdies say they have to speak out. Wall Street wants faster expansion of the business, but the birdie...

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Tybee Drug Ring Busted After Drug Mule Spotted At Airport

Funny story: Tybee Drug Ring Busted After Drug Mule Spotted At Airport

A Tybee Island drug ring was busted earlier this morning at the Savannah International Airport after custom's officials and the FBI spotted the cartel's drug mule after he disembarked a flight originating from Mexico. "It was pretty obvious he was...

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Oscar Pistorius Certainly Fit Enough To Stand Trial Say Experts

Oscar Pistorius, say many experts, is definitely fit enough to stand to trial, despite murmurings from South Africa he may not be. "He is an athlete!" Screamed former Olympian Carl Lewis "He is extremely fit, even with no legs his fitness and exer...

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Tybee Man's Wife Told Not To Mess With Air Conditioning Settings

Funny story: Tybee Man's Wife Told Not To Mess With Air Conditioning Settings

In a strongly worded statement Wednesday, Tybee husband and hard-working father of two Clive Shwartz made it perfectly clear that his wife is not to mess with the the air-conditioning settings anymore. "If I've told her once, I've told her a thous...

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Sharia-style lapidations for anyone caught fornicating at Sultan of Brunei's Beverly Hills Hotel

Funny story: Sharia-style lapidations for anyone caught fornicating at Sultan of Brunei's Beverly Hills Hotel

Los Angeles - And filthy - uh, fifty! - lashes for sneaking in rough trade into the $10,000-night Presidential Suite, especially from outside Brunei's officially-sanctioned hooker pool. The draconian punishments also apply to what Sultan Hass-Anal...

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United Launch Alliance and Russia Claim NASA

Funny story: United Launch Alliance and Russia Claim NASA

Orlando, Cuba - The United Launch Alliance (ULA), a monopolistic joining of Boeing and Lockheed that is wholly dependent on Russian rockets, has stepped from the closet and taken sides with their suppliers. Speaking at a media resource event in Or...

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Ben Affleck Under Investigation For Researching Wrong Role in Las Vegas

Funny story: Ben Affleck Under Investigation For Researching Wrong Role in Las Vegas

Las Vegas - Ben Affleck was caught 'counting cards' in Las Vegas this week and authorities are baffled as to why the actor was attempting such a feat. Apparently, Affleck was on a bender and claimed to be doing research for a role in the next Rai...

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New Study: Fat Bottomed Girls May Not 'Make the Rockin' World Go Round' After All

Funny story: New Study: Fat Bottomed Girls May Not 'Make the Rockin' World Go Round' After All

Ithaca, NY - After years of tireless research at Cornell University, professors have released a study that brings into question the long-accepted fact the late great Freddie Mercury, from the rock band Queen, proclaimed to the world - Fat bot...

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'American Idol' Becomes Proving Ground for Future Politicians After Aiken Congressional Run

Funny story: 'American Idol' Becomes Proving Ground for Future Politicians After Aiken Congressional Run

Los Angeles - Ryan Seacrest announced this morning that, due to former American Idol finalist Clay Aiken's close results in his bid to win a congressional seat in North Carolina, the show would transition to a clearinghouse for all future politic...

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Something So Bad Happens In Tybee That It Can Not Even Be Reported

Funny story: Something So Bad Happens In Tybee That It Can Not Even Be Reported

Something so bad and unspeakable has happened in the small town of Tybee located on Tybee Island that it cannot even be reported, it is that bad. Tybee, 13 miles from Savannah, a small town with an even smaller mentality, is said to be reeling fro...

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Latest Godzilla Movie Features Fatter, Middle-Age Monster With Low T

Tokyo - In the latest incarnation of the Godzilla series of big-screen features, Godzilla 2014, the monster playing the fierce creature looks a little less menacing than in previous movies, and a little more out of shape. "It's true, I've let...

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Brad Pitt Going Bald!

Funny story: Brad Pitt Going Bald!

"I was surprised when it didn't all grow back!", Hollywood heart- throb Brad Pitt explained while catching a glimpse of himself for the hundredth time in the hallway mirror. "I look like a friar in one of those old eroll flynn movies" cried brad as...

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Tybee Judge Overturns Monoply Board

Funny story: Tybee Judge Overturns Monoply Board

A Tybee Judge has overtunred his families monopoly board Monday, effectively ending a night of wholesome family fun. The judge, Steven Scheer, has never overturned anything before in his life - which makes the incident even more remarkable. T...

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Sleazy NBA Billionaire Boys Club Owners

Funny story: Sleazy NBA Billionaire Boys Club Owners

NBA Dallas Owner Mark Cuban doesn't want to take away Donald Sterling's ownership of the L.A. Clippers. (Cuban is the hyperactive out-of -shape guy, who sniffs the armpits of his players on the court after they win games for him.) Opposing taking a...

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As His Missteps Mount, Mets Manager Holds A Closed-Door Meeting With Himself

Funny story: As His Missteps Mount, Mets Manager Holds A Closed-Door Meeting With Himself

Flushing, New York - New York Mets Manager Terry Collins was mad as hell at his team's subpar performance in recent weeks, much of which was caused by his own mistakes. So he called for a special closed-door meeting that excluded the media, the coach...

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Windows 8 Used to Cure the Criminally Insane

Funny story: Windows 8 Used to Cure the Criminally Insane

Recent reports indicate that State Mental Hospitals across the country are treating their worst cases of insanity by forcing patients to use a computer running Windows 8 for prolonged periods of time. "It's true" confirmed a spokesperson for the...

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Bubbles the Chimp goes f^&#ng bananas at Michael Jackson Hologram Show

Funny story: Bubbles the Chimp goes f^&#ng bananas at Michael Jackson Hologram Show

It was an unexpected glitch at an otherwise successful hologram rehearsal performance which showcased the king of pop at his finest. The show which has taken months to create was so realistic that special guest and former Jackson pet Bubbles the C...

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'Ban the birds' cry Central Park advocates

Funny story: 'Ban the birds' cry Central Park advocates

New York -- Now that the carriage horses are on the run, activists are taking aim on another group of animals that need to be rescued from Central Park. A study by the nonexistent grassroots group Animal Advocates has found that the privacy right...

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Arizona State University Declared the Worst College in the World

Funny story: Arizona State University Declared the Worst College in the World

TEMPE, AZ-A detailed report completed this spring semester by national scholars announces Arizona State University (ASU) as the worst school in the history of colleges and universities in the world. Based on the results from a ten-year study conc...

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Kentucky Derby Horse 'Uncle Sigh' Doesn't Really Give a Damn About Race

Funny story: Kentucky Derby Horse 'Uncle Sigh' Doesn't Really Give a Damn About Race

Churchill Downs - As the 140th running of the Kentucky Derby nears, one fact about one of the horses in the running this year is clear: 'Uncle Sigh' just doesn't give a damn. The horse is already pissed about having to shave his beard for the race bu...

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Jay-Z Forced to Rewrite "99 Problems" After Sister-in-Law Becomes Number 100

Funny story: Jay-Z Forced to Rewrite "99 Problems" After Sister-in-Law Becomes Number 100

New York City - Famous rapper Jay-Z thought he had it made. Married to one of the most famous people in the world, singer Beyonce, the wordsmith has been enjoying life since 2004 when he announced he only had ninety-nine problems. That is hundreds le...

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Maria Sharapova to start toilet cleaner company

Russian tennis star Maria Sharapova may be more well known for appearing on the cover of the SI Swimsuit edition, but has also gained from this multi million pound endorsement deals via her agent Max Eisenbud. Recently, in an interview with CNN t...

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Divorce Lawyers Line Up Outside Kim and Kanye's Wedding

It's the stuff fairytales are made of; Kim Kardashian is to finally wed her incredibly wealthy, highly successful soul mate, Kanye West. This is the most highly anticipated wedding of the year, possibly of all time, and has divorce lawyers across the...

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Minogue sisters charged with attempted bribery of disabled person

Kylie Minogue has reportedly made a statement about the attempted bribery of a disabled person last week. It is reported that Miss Minogue, who is 46 years of age, was at a book signing at a local mall when a mobility scooter with police equipment...

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Putin Praised By Senator For Hairy Chest

Funny story: Putin Praised By Senator For Hairy Chest

Senator Lindsay Graham (R-SC) appeared on Face The Nation Sunday morning saying that "President Obama is weak-kneed and that America isn't respected around the world anymore." He praised Russian Petro-Dictator Vladimir Putin for being hairy cheate...

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NFL Unveils Tickle Football

Funny story: NFL Unveils Tickle Football

Howard Moss was in for a surprise when he reported to the Bears rookie training camp as a right tackle this week. He was staring at the sign-in sheet that mentioned "Tickle Football", When something odd happened.What he thought was a simple typograp...

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Miley Cyrus Complains About Dwindling Number of Ways to Shock Audiences

San Francisco - At a recent concert stop at the "City by the Bay", pop nuisance Miley Cyrus whined that it's getting too hard to shock audiences at her shows these days and that Madonna and Lady Gaga have racked up most of the good shock value over t...

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Lebron James Holds American Basketball Fans Hostage Unless Demands Met

Miami - NBA superstar and member of the Miami Heat basketball team, Lebron James, threatened to sit out the next season if LA Clippers owner, Donald Sterling, was not forced to sell the team after recent racist remarks made by Sterling. While he...

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Ben & Berry's announces two new flavors: Defecake (Shit Pie) and Boooger Bonanza!

In an early morning press conference today, a spokesman for Ben & Berry's Ice Cream announced two new flavors of ice cream that will be on store shelves this coming month. The two new flavors are Defecake aka: Shit Pie and Booger Bonanza! B...

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69 Years Later, Jews Still Angry Over That Whole Nazi Thing

Funny story: 69 Years Later, Jews Still Angry Over That Whole Nazi Thing

Buenos Aires, Brazil - Despite the passage of nearly 70 years, many Jews are still holding onto anger over the attempt by the German Nazi Party to exterminate them as a people group. "They tried to kill us out of existence, as a people, as a rel...

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Ripping Out Heart Better Than Lethal Injection

Funny story: Ripping Out Heart Better Than Lethal Injection

Dr. Joseph Mangele of Yale University, authority of Aztec culture and society, has written a book justifying capital punishment. He argues that when the state murders, in both societies, the ulterior motive is to maintain order and to sustain the pow...

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Ken Hamm to Teach a Geology Class at Bob Jones University

Funny story: Ken Hamm to Teach a Geology Class at Bob Jones University

GREENVILLE, SC--Dr. Stephen Jones, president of Bob Jones University, announced today that the controversial college (which only allowed interracial dating beginning in 2000), would now enter the nineteenth century and allow the teaching of Geology a...

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Michelle Obama Debuts New College Degree Plan at Rutgers: Professional Vacationer

Funny story: Michelle Obama Debuts New College Degree Plan at Rutgers: Professional Vacationer

New Brunswick, NJ - Smiling, and without a care in the world, FLOTUS showed up at Rutgers University today to unveil a brand new academic program she is credited with creating, in conjunction with the Board of Regents, that should be a hit with t...

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Many in U.S. Believe Mental Illness Caused By Demons

Funny story: Many in U.S. Believe Mental Illness Caused By Demons

Science's goal is to create reasonable explanations (theories) to describe reality - theories that rely, not on feelings or passions, but on evidence. Yet substantial portions of the American people reject scientific conclusions. In the fields of p...

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NYC to Name Award "New Yorker You Least Want to Run Into" After Alec Baldwin

New York City - The New York City Visitor's Bureau has decided to begin handing out an annual award designed to reward a recipient, while at the same time alerting the public to a person who, should they see him or her in public, should be avoide...

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GPS-enabled Cryptographer Limited Edition all the rage as inventor launches 12mph electric suitcase

Funny story: GPS-enabled Cryptographer Limited Edition all the rage as inventor launches 12mph electric suitcase

Changsha, China - A deluxe version of an inventor's motorised suitcase on wheels was launched today aimed at the lucrative international Security Services market. According to a New China Toast press release the 'Lock Up N Go' invention is the br...

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Van Jones Blames Global Warming for Changing Benghazi Talking Points

Funny story: Van Jones Blames Global Warming for Changing Benghazi Talking Points

Atlanta - Van Jones, former Green Czar for the Obama administration and current host on CNN's Crossfire, blamed Global Warming for the tampered with talking points regarding the Benghazi attack in 2012. He completely dismissed any nefarious invol...

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Opinion: Flag Football Is Just Like the NFL

Funny story: Opinion: Flag Football Is Just Like the NFL

If you're a fan of pro football, you admire NFL players for their extraordinary displays of skill and courage on game days. But you probably don't realize how hard those players work all week long. I do, because I play flag football. Whether you...

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President Obama Vows to Punish Those Responsible in VA Scandal, Unless They Happen to be Federal Workers

Washington, D.C. - President Obama sternly admitted that no one in the country is more outraged than he over the news coming out of the VA scandal where numerous veterans have lost their lives waiting for medical care. Nobody bought it, of course...

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Strapped for cash billionaire hedge fund manager hocks a few Picassos, etc, to Goldman Sux

Funny story: Strapped for cash billionaire hedge fund manager hocks a few Picassos, etc, to Goldman Sux

Off-The-Wall Street, NYC - One of the artworks is believed to be the insanely rare and wildly expensive El Greco rendition of Christ Throwing The Money Lenders From The Temple according to Plumeberg Artworld news reports today. The painting is sai...

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Donald Sterling and Paula Deen Announce Merger

Funny story: Donald Sterling and Paula Deen Announce Merger

Donald Sterling, alleged racist and owner of The Los Angeles Clippers and Paula Deen, alleged racist and owner of over 200 heart attack inducing recipes are set to announce a new franchise that will encompass sports and food. In a joint statement...

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Neil Young to change his name to "Neil Old"

Funny story: Neil Young to change his name to "Neil Old"

Iconic rocker Neil Young has recently told Rolling Stone Magazine that he wishes to change his name to "Neil Old". "It makes sense," justified the almost seventy year old rocker from Canada. "I think it will bring me closer to my fans," he stated...

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Gwyneth Paltrow Fitted for Muzzle, Treated for Diarrhea of the Mouth

Los Angeles, CA - Some people don't know when to shut up. Such is the case with actress Gwyneth Paltrow. Her mouth has gotten her in hot water with critics again and, this time, drastic measures have been taken to prevent further asinine comments...

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NASA predicts Richard Branson's space travel pipe dream will bomb

Funny story: NASA predicts Richard Branson's space travel pipe dream will bomb

Washington DC - Wannabe astronut Richard Branson is a complete charlatan whose daft Virgin Intergalactic Corp should be renamed Vergin' on the Ridiculous according to a NASA memo published this week. The world's premier space agency reckons decade...

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Herbivore Assessment Program Makes Vegans Feel Like Shit

Funny story: Herbivore Assessment Program Makes Vegans Feel Like Shit

Have you ever met one of those annoying, self-righteous vegans who obviously considers himself morally superior to all other humans on the planet? If so, you might be encouraged to learn that the recently established Herbivore Assessment & Rating Program (HARP) is working to take those self-important vegans down a notch - by assessing precisely how "vegan" they really are. In calculating a...

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Mixed-Species Kardashian Birth Feted; Kim Plus Donkey Equals Kimkey

DEEP, DEEP INSIDE THE KARDASHIAN COMPOUND, HOLLYWOOD -- It's being called a wonder of nature as a mixed-species newborn known as a kimkey is being cared for at the Kardashian family compound. The marvel is the result of a one-nighter (well, an all...

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A hit with the voters?

Funny story: A hit with the voters?

How many times have you heard it said? Our political system doesn't work because we only have two realistic options of who to vote for. One is for Eton educated toffs with extravagant duck houses on the lake in their front gardens, the other stands f...

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Nigerian email scammers suspected in Boko Haram 'Buy One, Get One Free!' child bride trafficking promo

Funny story: Nigerian email scammers suspected in Boko Haram 'Buy One, Get One Free!' child bride trafficking promo

Lagos, Nigeria - Reports from the Nigerian capital Lagos today say that Islamist nutjobs Boko Haram may have been duped into parting with hundreds of thousands of US dollars in 'transaction facilitation warranty' payments after advertising the sale o...

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Phil Collins Admits Genesis "Not the First Rock Band Created"

London - Recording superstar and former front man for the band known as Genesis, Phil Collins, admitted this week that the band was not the first rock band created, despite their name correlating with the name of the first book in the Bible. Respo...

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Kayne and Kim's baby has "reverse zoolander syndrome."

Funny story: Kayne and Kim's baby has "reverse zoolander syndrome."

In a bizarre revelation, it was um, revealed today that the baby of Rap Baron Kayne West and former porn star Kim Kardashian has been diagnosed with "Reverse Zoolander Syndrome." A distort Kim carried her baby who is named "North West" accompanied...

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Russia Invades Atlanta: Putin Denies Russia Involved

Funny story: Russia Invades Atlanta: Putin Denies Russia Involved

Atlanta, GA - Yesterday, Russian military forces invaded the city of Atlanta, GA, in what Russia says is a simple map error. There is a country named Georgia that shares a border with Russia on the north, and Turkey on the west. The country of G...

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Koch Bros. Buy Democrat Party, Harry Reid Short Circuits

Funny story: Koch Bros. Buy Democrat Party, Harry Reid Short Circuits

Washington, D.C. - The Koch Brothers have had it with Harry Reid, the Senate Majority Leader from Nevada, and his constant railing against the brothers every time he props himself up against the podium on the floor of the Senate to spew asinine c...

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Hipster in London Attempts To Start New Trend By Throwing Away Oranges, And Eating The Peel.

Mark Anderson isn't your typical hipster. He doesn't drink flat whites, because that's what all the other hipsters drink and he's a lot more alternative then that, admits Anderson. The first rule of being a hipster, is to not admit that you're a...

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New York Times nominated as State Department's official representative on Ukraine and elsewhere

Funny story: New York Times nominated as State Department's official representative on Ukraine and elsewhere

Vice President Joe Biden's office has confirmed that The New York Times has now been given official status as a spokesperson for US government interests, supplementing the role of White House spokesperson Jay Carney. According to a member of Mr. B...

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Redskins Change Name To Cowboys, Hope To Become "Native America's Team"

SNYDER'S LAST STAND, LANDOVER, MARYLAND -- Responding to continuing criticism of racial insensitivity, Washington Redskins owner Daniel Snyder has announced the franchise has changed its nickname to the Cowboys. "There, happy now! The best thing i...

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Major League Baseball Moves to "Girlfriend Who Doesn't Know Sports" Playoff System

Funny story: Major League Baseball Moves to "Girlfriend Who Doesn't Know Sports" Playoff System

New York City - As a result of a powerful lobbying effort by a union of various women's rights groups, Major League Baseball is changing its current playoff system to the "Girlfriend Who Doesn't Know Sports" system. In the "Girlfriend Who Doesn't...

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White House Laments Roosevelt Didn't Have #HitlerSucks in 1940's, Could Have Shortened War

Washington D.C. - Sixteen year-old White House Spokesman, Jay Carney, commented in today's presidential press briefing that it was a shame the Roosevelt administration didn't have the benefit of hashtags in the early days of World War II so they...

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Snyder to Change Team Name, Place Self in Coma

Funny story: Snyder to Change Team Name, Place Self in Coma

In a move experts say was inevitable, Daniel Snyder, owner of the NFL Washington Redskins, announced today that the team is changing its name; it will now be known as the Washington "White Devil Who Speaks with Forked Tongue Scalpers" a move cheered...

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Lou Reed: "Heaven is real. Now I can actually sing!"

Lou Reed communicated from the after life with a message of hope recently, encouraging mankind with assurances that heaven really does exist and the proof of that is that he now can actually carry a tune. "I've learned about all those things li...

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Pink Floyd to Release Children's Bedtime Book: Dark Side of the Mattress

London - After decades of churning out original, trippy, bizarre and beautiful music and selling kazillions of albums, Pink Floyd have announced they intend to release a children's book this summer. Titled, "Dark Side of the Mattress", the book p...

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NFL Teams Eye Proactive Name Changes to Stay Ahead of the Game

Funny story: NFL Teams Eye Proactive Name Changes to Stay Ahead of the Game

Executives emerged from an emergency owners meeting of the National Football League, determined to stay ahead of the pressure to adopt politically correct names, which is non-existent, except where hyped by the media. Some teams are more under th...

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New York Times review of Greenwald's book wins the We Came, We Saw, He Died award honoring duty in government service

Funny story: New York Times review of Greenwald's book wins the We Came, We Saw, He Died award honoring duty in government service

The New York Times and Michael Kinsley have won this year's prestigious award honoring journalists in government service. Mr. Kinsley's review of Glenn Greenwald's recently released No Place to Hide, an account of Edward Snowden's role in exposing...

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San Jose Radio Station Revises Playlist

San Jose, CA - Classic Rock radio station KFOX, 98.5 on the FM dial, today announced a new playlist consisting entirely of two songs: "Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynyrd Skynrd, and "Werewolves of London" by Warren Zevon. According to a statement issu...

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'We kicked Donziger's ass good and proper' Chevron tells shareholders meeting

Funny story: 'We kicked Donziger's ass good and proper' Chevron tells shareholders meeting

Midland, Texas - The world famous Rogues Gallery at Midland's Permain Basin Petroleum Museum got a horrible new addition this week as racketeering New York lawyer Steven Donziger was finally inducted into its corruption rankings. Acclaimed by the...

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Gerry Adams 'butchered and ate missing champion racehorse Shergar' according to leprechaun super grass

Funny story: Gerry Adams 'butchered and ate missing champion racehorse Shergar' according to leprechaun super grass

Co Antrim, N Ireland - Former IRA thug turned Global Piss Process luminary Gerry Adams remains in custody tonight as Northern Irish police turn on the thumbscrews about his tastes in equine stuff. Adams, 69, was arrested Wednesday night following...

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One Direction impotent due to skinny jeans

Fans of the legendary rock group One Direction will be saddened to find out today that due to their constant wearing of skinny jeans, One Direction have as a collective unit become impotent. The jet setting 5some, who shot to fame when X Factor shot...

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The Milkybar Kid sweeps to Ukrainian Presidency win

Funny story: The Milkybar Kid sweeps to Ukrainian Presidency win

Chicken Kiev, Ukraine - A former child actor who played the Milkybar Kid on Ukrainian TV ads circa 1969 has been elected the country's new President this weekend. 'Candy King' Petro Poroshenko wooed voters with a 'free pair of Snickers for every...

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Godzilla Damages Historic Suspension Bridge; "I Sometimes Bump Into Things"

Legendary film monster Godzilla inadvertently damaged the historic Wheeling, WV, Suspension Bridge Thursday afternoon while filming extra DVD footage for his new self-titled movie that is scheduled to be released in theaters May 16. The more than...

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US State Department thinking bon bon and eclairs victory celebration for May 25 election in Ukraine

Funny story: US State Department thinking bon bon and eclairs victory celebration for May 25 election in Ukraine

With "chocolate king" Petro Poroshenko likely to become Ukraine's President in the May 25 elections, politicians in Kiev and the US are reconsidering the old adage "You can't have your cake and eat it too." Eclairs, bon bons, and chocolate cake fr...

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Progressives' Shopper Mart - The Premier E-tailing Site for Fully Enlightened Ideologues

Funny story: Progressives' Shopper Mart - The Premier E-tailing Site for Fully Enlightened Ideologues

Here are some of the most desired items for those of you in elite political cliques who know who you are and espouse only the most enlightened ideas of utopian thought. Shop today and impress your friends at the next exclusive cocktail party! These...

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GM Recalls Every Car They Ever Made

Funny story: GM Recalls Every Car They Ever Made

Millions of GM car owners got a big surprise in their mailbox this week, a recall notice informing them that their, Caprice, Colbart, Corvair, Vega, Chevette, Corvette, Trailblazer, Suburban, Yukon, Malibu or any other GM car ever made is a death tra...

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$camatology Leader Has Built Gigantic Ideal Org in North Korea

Funny story: $camatology Leader Has Built Gigantic Ideal Org in North Korea

CLEARWATER, FL. The leader, or "pope" of $camatology has announced that a giant "Ideal Org," a giant church for the Church of $camatology, has been built by the inhabitants of one of the North Korean labor camps in North Korea's capital city, Pyongya...

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UKIP Win Historic Victory In European Elections; 90% of London Restaurants To Close

Funny story: UKIP Win Historic Victory In European Elections; 90% of London Restaurants To Close

"The dream has become a reality" "The penny has dropped" "We are now the third force in British politics". Champagne was pouring down the throats of UKIP members last night as a historic victory in the European elections boosted them by 11 M...

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Gojira Grants Interview on Suit Against Movie Studio

Funny story: Gojira Grants Interview on Suit Against Movie Studio

Hollywood, Ca. (STT Entertainment News) After making a huge opening splash on the US cinema scene, the new version of Godzilla has now bumped into something of a monster of a problem; a very expensive lawsuit. Filed in the US District Court in Los...

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'First Billionaire of Hip-Hop' Dr Dre's pipe dreams go pear-shaped as Apple shrugs off Beats Electronics rumor mill

Funny story: 'First Billionaire of Hip-Hop' Dr Dre's pipe dreams go pear-shaped as Apple shrugs off Beats Electronics rumor mill

Cupertino, California - Realtors punting the sale of Tom Brady and Giselle Bundchen's sprawling $50million Brentwood, LA mansion are back to square one amid reports that an imminent sale to Beats Electronics founder Dr Dre has bombed. The wannabe...

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Long Lost Tybee Bomb Found

Funny story: Long Lost Tybee Bomb Found

(STT News - Tybee Island, Georgia) A long lost nuclear bomb found accidentally by island regular, DP Whitehead, who, while patrolling the area of the island, was announced today. The Mark-15 nuke was lost in 1958 when a B-47 bomber and F-86 fight...

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The Fallacy of Phallic Over-Attention

Funny story: The Fallacy of Phallic Over-Attention

Professor Naggin P. Hawgswaller of Cactass Community College in Cactass, California, today announced a major discovery when it comes to male behavior; what one drives is what one's life spins upon. During a smoke-out gathering for the graduating c...

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DC law firm brought to its knees as $475million paycheck becomes $15million fine

Funny story: DC law firm brought to its knees as $475million paycheck becomes $15million fine

Washington DC - A famous Washington law firm that was on a 5% rake-off of a $9.5billion Ecuadorian pollution judgement is licking its wounds tonight after coughing up a $15million settlement to the litigation adversaries it had hoped to fleece. DC...

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Former MTV Host Arrested For Breaking Into Sirius/XM Headquarters

New York City - Mark Goodman, a former VJ from the 1980's heyday of MTV, was hauled away in handcuffs last week after being caught hitting the button that turns all Sirius/XM radios on, regardless of whether the customer has paid for a subscripti...

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Mayor De Blasio weighs in over Alec Baldwin 'cycling menace' brouhaha

Funny story: Mayor De Blasio weighs in over Alec Baldwin 'cycling menace' brouhaha

NYC - "Don't you know who the guy used to be?" was New York Mayor Bill de Blasio' s remark today at news of Alec Baldwin's cuffing on Fifth Avenue for guerrilla cycling stuff like a complete and utter dork. "He almost ran against me for Mayor las...

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Girl In Tight Short Skirt, Fish Net Stockings and Low Cut Top Tired Of 'Sleazy Men' Constantly Hitting On Her

Funny story: Girl In Tight Short Skirt, Fish Net Stockings and Low Cut Top Tired Of 'Sleazy Men' Constantly Hitting On Her

Nightclubs can be dreadful places for young women. The pathetic pick up lines, the dirty grinding, the ogling eyes of libidinous men. Tracey Crawford is one example of the many female victims that suffer from the crowd of horny young guys every Satur...

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