Paris Hilton Says She Has The Answer To The California Earthquake Problems

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 9 April 2014

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V.P. Biden said that Paris is not exactly the brightest crayon in the Crayola box but she does have a sexy looking butt.

BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton has always stated that she has a reputation for being a ditzy blonde but she says nothing could be farther from the truth.

She recently told Gary Busey host of The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show that she is really a whole lot smarter than Sarah Palin and at least nine times prettier.

Plus she added that she does not need to go out and massacre poor helpless moose, reindeer, or woodchucks in order to prove that she has a couple of female ovaries.

Paris said that it is no secret that "Snowballs" Palin harbors a secret desire to have gonads and that is why she dresses like a man, talks like a man, and acts like a man.

Busey gave her a high five and said that he totally agreed with her and added that's the reason why you never see Todd going out anywhere with his wife.

Gary then added that he heard that Todd has said many times that he wishes his wife was dainty and feminine like Selena Gomez.

Busey then asked Paris what she thought about the hundreds of earthquakes that have been hitting in and around the Los Angeles area.

She perked up and said that she has the answer to stop all of those quakes.

Gary asked her explain. Paris said that since most of the earthquakes are generated from fault lines such as The San Andreas Fault Line, The Tarzana Fault Line, and The La Brea Tar Pits Fault Line, then the obvious solution is simply to fix the friggin fault lines and voila - no more earthquakes.

"Hmmmmm." Busey replied.

Paris waved her finger in his face and said, "Now Gary, don't ya go stealing my idea ya hear?"

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