Written by D P Whitehead

Saturday, 5 April 2014

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Benji Will One Day Sniff Out A Shot Police Informer

Describing it as 'bound to happen sooner or later' male dog walkers acknowledged Saturday that they shall all, at some point or another, discover a murder victim buried deep in the woods where they walk their dogs.

Dog owners of all ages across the country told reporters that every man who partakes in walking his dog will eventually find a half-nude body discarded in a heavily forested area, probably found by their dog -most likely while their dog is rummaging around and digging.

Calmly confirming that it is their ultimate, inexorable destiny to one day become a witness in a murder case, the nation's dog walkers confirmed this week that they will still leash their dogs, get up at 6 am every morning knowing full well it could end up being the day they are confronted with a rotting corpse.

Such, is life.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Dogs, Murder

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