West Africa Ebola Virus Makes Tybee Island Man Happy He Doesn't Live In Guinea, Wherever That Is

Written by D P Whitehead

Tuesday, 22 April 2014

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God Bless Tybee Island, Georgia, USA

The Ebola virus that has killed scores of people in Guinea has one Tybee Island man feeling very relieved that he does not live in the tiny African Country.

"I am glad I live in Tybee, and not in this place with this virus," said Gordon Morris, "I feel quite secure that wherever Guinea is, it isn't in Georgia."

When told that Guinea is actually in Africa, and that the deadly virus is a new strain, that has already killed over 120 people, with no cure or vaccine available, Morris gave a loud whistle.

"Wow, thats even more reassuring. Great news, thanks for letting me know. I think I will head to IHOP after all. Phew."

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