Profile All Lies

Funny story written by D P Whitehead

Monday, 21 April 2014

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30 Year Old Body Builder and Outdoors Man Peter Dart

According to reports, a Florida mans online dating profile is "total and utter bullshit" according to several women who met up with the "non-smoking and non-drinking" lothario.

According to his profile, which includes a photograph taken in 2004, Peter Dart claims he enjoys "All sports, yoga, loves animals and enjoys romantic dinners as well as holding hands and long walks watching the sunset."

Claiming to be "Mr.Right" Dart has hoodwinked several women into meeting him; resulting in their total disappointment.

"For a start he looks 50. He looks nothing like the photograph he posted," said angry Denise Jones, "he reckons he is 30 - that is crap, and how he can claim to be 6ft is beyond me. As for his body type? He put "athletic" - he is obese!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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