Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 19 April 2014

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US Spirit Wireless is giving teenagers a fantastic phone minutes plan.

CUCAMONGA, California - A spokesperson for US Spirit Wireless has just announced an amazing promotion aimed at the nation's millions of teenage cell phone users.

US Spirit Wireless, which is based in Cucamonga, California, will be implementing what it calls its new Teen Scene Promotion Plan 2014.

The new plan will allow any teen between the ages of 13 and 19, an astounding 19,000 phone minutes for the unbelievably low price of just 19 cents per month.

The company is banking that they will sign up millions of teens who are presently with another service provider and those teens will become loyal customers.

US Spirit Wireless believes that when these millions of teens turn 20, they will decide to remain with the company and pay a higher fee to the company that helped them out when they were in their teens.

SIDENOTE: The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has conducted studies in this regard and they predict that the Stay Put percentage will probably be somewhere around 83 percent.

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