A Tybee Island father who tried to lecture his son on the dangers of 'selfies', after learning his son had posted about them on Facebook has made a complete fool of himself.
Kevin Weller, 47, told his 15 year old son, Bobby, that not only were 'selfies' an abomination against God, but could lead to blindness and extra laundry for his mother, stating that "sheets do not grow on trees."
"My dad went on and on about jerking off, spanking my monkey, masturbating and 'come socks' and other things I had no idea about. I tried to explain what a selfie was but he wouldn't listen. Eventually I showed him my facebook page," explained Bobby.
It was last reported that Weller was now double checking the meaning of the word 'fracking'.
