Gordon Ramsay To Serve Penguin Burgers And Panda Pizzas At New Tybee Island Restaraunt

Written by D P Whitehead

Friday, 18 April 2014


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Gordon Ramsay, it seems, upsets somebody nearly every day of the week. This time the foul mouthed Scot from England has angered animal lovers by announcing several new menu items at his Michelin starred restaurants - some featuring penguin meat!

Costing just $75.99, a penguin meat cheeseburger comes with fries... and not just any fries, hand chopped fries cooked in animal fat, the fat of Siberian Tigers and Amur Leopards, which some are calling "the best fries ever" while others calling them "barbaric".

It isn't only burgers.

Ramsay's new 12 inch "Endangered Meat Pizza" also features penguin, along with ground lion meat, fillet of panda and olives.

The loud mouthed Scot, famous for being a hard no nonsense talking bully told me "Fucking rare meat is a fucking delicacy yeah? Fucking panda meat tastes fucking great yeah? I want my diners to taste this shit before some fucker kills all the fucking endangered species. I fucking want people to realize that killing these fucking animals' means that they might fucking well end up getting fucking extinct yeah? Then we can't fucking eat them, yeah?"

Ramsay has also announced that he will be serving kakapo Parrot wings with a ranch dressing...but don't hold your breath....(unless you are Ramsay then please hold it for 18 minutes) this delicacy is only for the super rich, with one wing costing $5000....the price reflecting that are only 56 of the species remaining.

"I think this is something that only someone like Rupert Murdoch would order" smiled Ramsay "He totally loves this sort of cuisine, he enjoyed immensely the Western Lowland Gorilla curry I made him, though it set the fucker back $75,000...and that didn't include the chutney I made from the blood of 4 of the last 43 Javan Rhinoceros...yeah?"

If by any chance Gordon reads this and wants a scrap - then please e-mail me so we can meet up.

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