Written by D P Whitehead

Tuesday, 15 April 2014

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After being rescued since being lost at sea for nearly two weeks, shipwreck survivors Jose Luis Mendoza and Angel Carbon died after eating buffet food they were given by the cruise ship that rescued them.

In another case of food poisoning and sickness aboard a cruise ship this incident turned deadly for the men who had survived on urine and raw fish for two weeks.

"I wish that the cruise ship had never rescued them," cried Jose Luis' mother, who, like most hispanic women (not my wife) had a lot of facial hair. "It was the food - it was just awful - they should have just waited."

Cruise ship owners are not investigating.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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