Putin offers to send military support to Bundy Ranch

Funny story written by Frank the gunslinger

Sunday, 13 April 2014

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A BLM foot soldier outside the Bundy Ranch.

The saga at the Bundy Ranch has gone International with the Russian President approaching Cliven Bundy earlier today.

It is believed that Vladimir Putin offered the Bundy family up to five thousand trained personnel to guard his ranch and family from the bureau of land management.

The BLM has taken action against the Bundy Family for what it calls illegally grazing their cattle on public land.

Putin cannot land troops on United States soil as this would be a declaration of war but the cunning leader has something more sinister up his sleeve. At the moment there are an estimated 30 to 50 000 Russian Students in the country, many of them have undergone compulsory military training.

The Russian president suggested that he ask his citizens to attend the property in Nevada to assist the rancher. It is believed that Cliven Bundy and his family are taking the offer under consideration.

The Bundy family and his supporters would have to arm the students but it would certainly bolster their 1000 strong force.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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