Man still thinks he is in with a chance
Although he has not spoken to her for more than forty years, and she has been happily married to a perfect man for 25 of those, grammar pedant Brian Asshat, 63, still believes that he has a chance with the love of his early twenties, Karen Brassingth...
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Man shocked to realise he is 'that' man
A man in Chutney on the Fritz has realised that he is actually 'that' man. Brian Asshat, 63 always thought that he was being helpful, but was both shocked and saddened to be told that he wasn't. 'For more years than I care to remember,' said th...
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Father of six falls asleep at work
Barry Eckingtwhaite, from Basingstoke, was filmed sleeping during a heavy-duty meeting about urinal cakes. The meeting that lasted for more than an hour involved little more than an argument, and Mavis from accounts being asked to find three quotes.
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Man Writes Spoof Story About Spoof Stories About Men Doing Stuff
A local man has written a Spoof story about the many Spoof stories recently appearing in The Spoof that are being written with headlines including the word Man. "I was inspired by all these stories with titles like Local Man Buys New Toaster, Man...
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Bristol Man Hot Favourite for Turner Prize
Controversial artist Miles Taipan is thought to be hot favourite for next years Turner Prize. Miles' last 'piece' for which he shat upon one of the lions in Trafalgar Square went viral on Utube and made headlines around the world. The actual excrement was gathered up by his curator and sold on Ebay. His proposed piece for next year's Turner threatens to be just as controversial. Some critics consi...
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Local man in war of attrition over toilet roll with flatmate.
A local man has been left reeling and shell shocked following an all out attempt by his flat mate to not change the toilet roll in the shared bathroom of their house this evening. The trouble all began earlier today when the unnamed house sharer,...
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Local Man Caught Up In Bicycle Without A Saddle Fiasco
Mr Oliver Dear - The View from My Window
Woman Reeked Of Fish
'Clunge' - Not Really The Rudest Word Ever
Man's Underpants Were More Than 20 Years Old
Local Man Admits To Having Wooden Teeth, Plastic Kneecaps, A Concrete Skull, And Being Utterly Witless
EVA Air Fork Missing
Local Council to seek Death Penalty for rogue pensioner that built a shed on the beach
Man Writes Story To Alleviate Boredom
Ant Got Into Man's Jap's Eye, Causing Concern
Crap Towns attract a range of dodgy characters
Billiard Ball Spotted In Middle Of Road
Area Man Doesn’t Know What Bitcoin or Meek Mill is
In a wide-ranging interview at his son’s lacrosse practice, an area man discussed things he has no idea about, like bitcoin. “I have no idea what bitcoin is or why people talk about it,” he said. “I’m a 50- year old man and it’s just something I d...
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Local Employee Decapitated For Having Too Many Unexcused Absences
St. Paul, Minnesota. The corporate staff at Pete's National Decking Products, a factory that produces household furniture items and outdoor decking material, executed one of their employees last Monday at 12:30 pm. Thomas Waters, 42, was allo...
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Minorities Upset About New Cable TV Network: White Entertainment Television (WET)
(AP) Minority groups across the United States were visually upset and preparing to march against their local cable companies at the announcement of a new television station. White Entertainment Television (WET) will make its debut in November on ove...
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Local Man Shaves Off Moustache
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, today decided to come clean and freely admit to the world at large that he has shaved his moustache off. In explaining his extraordinary decision, Shuttlecock pointed out that he'd been observing for some time, that...
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Local Man Waiting Again
Local Man and One Time Busy Person, Seaton Carew, is once again waiting. Having spent the majority of the year carrying out very little waiting due to having stuff to do, the wannabe failed entrepreneur has suddenly found himself in the unenviable...
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Man Convinced Traffic Lights Are Rigged
Determined to explain why he showed up late to work again, Larry Michaels, a department manager at Sears, convinced himself last Tuesday that traffic lights are rigged against him. "I feel like the traffic lights are conspiring to slow me down. I...
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New Crime Wave Spreads Across Britain
As the European debt crises worsens and Britain's economic outlook gets bleaker by the day, a disturbing new crime wave has erupted across the nation. What began with unscrupulous thieves stealing garden gates, television aerials and the lead from...
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Local Man Is Product Of Somebody Else's Imagination
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was left reeling last night, when he returned home from work, only to find that he is not actually a real person, and even more devastatingly, to discover that not only is his name not actually his own, but that it was i...
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Google Street View - "Just A Big Con Trick" Says Local Man, Martin Shuttlecock
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock today immersed himself in the ongoing string of rows about Google's Street View facility, describing it as 'just a big con.' Street View has attracted criticism for allegedly providing detailed up and coming crime blu...
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Local Man Attends School Reunion
School Reunions, are they a good thing or a bad thing??? Local Man, Seaton Carew, went to a school reunion recently and he has agreed to recall what happened: It was a twenty-five year reunion so I sort of guessed that a lot of people would have changed in the quarter century since we were at school. It was held in the local football club clubhouse and was due to start at seven o'clock.
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Local council to be computer free by 2013
A leaked internal memo from Saddleworth Council has been delivered to Spoof HQ. Its contents show that the council aims to be computer free by 2013, when all I.T staff will be re equipped. The document reads as follows: The Saddleworth Council I.T Systems Committee has defined a lower cost alternative to the previously planned Windows 8 system conversion. All computers will be removed fr...
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Man Spends Weekend In Garden Shed After Dispute With Wife
A pensioner from Leeds has revealed how he spent the weekend holed-up in his back garden shed, after an argument with his wife "over nowt at all". Arthur Batty, 68, fell foul of his wife, Edna, 65, after she asked him if he liked a new mauve cardi...
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Local Man Goes Mad - Buys 76 Pairs Of Shoes That Don't Fit
Titchfield - Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, a former Dorking resident and unemployed pipe bender, today apparently went a bit mad, following a sudden rush of blood to the head, and went on a shopping trip he could ill afford, returning three hours la...
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Man Woken Up By Own Fart
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Forklift Driver Glad He Can Finally Go Home On Friday And "Not Stop" After 5 Beers
