Local Man Retires Two Years Early to Spend More Time Fuming About Ocasio-Cortez on Social Media
Lima, Ohio - A local man, Melvin Edwards, decided to leave his job at a local auto parts factory because he didn’t have enough time to post critical information about freshman Congresswoman Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez and other Democratic women legislato...
Read full storyLocal Man, Billions in Debt, Succeeds in Convincing Bank Manager to Stop Raising Interest Rates by Threatening to Fire Him
Washington - A local man residing on Pennsylvania Avenue, who owns dozens of business entities with billions in loans outstanding, has convinced the manager at a Washington area bank to stop the practice of raising interest rates on the loans to a "n...
Read full storyMan's Unwelcome Guest Had Cheapfucker Imitation Bag
In a story published earlier on these pages regarding a man who had to endure an unwanted female houseguest, due to his wife's kindness, I had intended to mention the woman's possessions were stored in a cheapfucker adidas-imitation bag, but I forgot...
Read full storyLocal Employee Decapitated For Having Too Many Unexcused Absences
St. Paul, Minnesota. The corporate staff at Pete's National Decking Products, a factory that produces household furniture items and outdoor decking material, executed one of their employees last Monday at 12:30 pm. Thomas Waters, 42, was allo...
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Local Man Waiting Again
Town's Entire Population Stricken With "Walk Like a Drum Major" Disease
No arrest over burning bigot
Local man leaves toilet seat up
Local Dog Makes Predictions of Death, Famine and Sour Milk
Area Man Proves Doubters, Critics Right
Tea Burnt Man's Lips
EVA Air Fork Missing
Mr. Arthur Giblet of Berwick Hills, speaks about the latest hung Parliament saga
Local Man Devastated By Wife's Sordid Secret
Cleavage to Blame for Man's Unfulfilled Destiny
Merseyside: croissant thief on the rampage
Man Didn't Seem To Notice (Or Care) That His Big, Hairy, Sweaty Ass Was Showing
With a belly that has been perfectly formed over a 30-year period of eating TV Dinners and drinking beer, 55-year-old Shane Wall didn't seem to notice, or even care, that his pants had slipped down at work and that his big, hairy, sweaty ass was show...
Read full storyMan Writes Spoof Story About Spoof Stories About Men Doing Stuff
A local man has written a Spoof story about the many Spoof stories recently appearing in The Spoof that are being written with headlines including the word Man. "I was inspired by all these stories with titles like Local Man Buys New Toaster, Man...
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Man Reacts to Reactions to Story About Stories About Men Doing Things
A local man has reacted to the reactions stimulated by a Spoof story he may or may not have written about the recent proliferation of stories being published in The Spoof that are about a Man doing things. The man, 47, who lives in the middle of n...
Read full storyNothing Remarkable Happens To Man
In a surprising turn of non-events that regular readers may find difficult to believe, not much of anything worth telling you about happened to one man living in the Cambodian second-city of Battambang yesterday. Bucking trends as if they were goi...
Read full storyAmerican Pickers to be filmed in the North West
Council estate gardens in Oldham, Moston and Stalybridge to be picked. The hit TV show American Pickers is filming a new series in the UK, and this reporter has been given access to the filming of one of the episodes. The series will be filmed in some of Manchester, Oldham and Tameside's famous grot spots, and will involve the stars of the show Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz trawling through rubb...
Read full storyWait Wait Wait
With less than a week to go, four and a bit days to be slightly more accurate, the wait may soon be over for local man Seaton Carew. With the day of reckoning due to take place this coming Friday, Carew should have to wait no longer to learn his fate, but since his change of mind recently things have been slightly clouded. The two who saw at the time of the event no longer have to wait to a...
Read full storyPython sketch comes true for Barnsley bishop
The Bishop of Barnsley caused outrage yesterday when he announced he had undergone a surgical operation in which he was irreversibly conjoined with a pederast. Monty Python's 1973 LP Matching Tie and Handkerchief includes a sketch called 'Elephant...
Read full storyRestaurant Was 'Uncontaminated By Food'
A potential diner was left disappointed and hungry last night, when the Bangkok restaurant, at which he intended to take his répast, told him they were 'out of food', leaving him speechless and dinnerless. Moys Kenwood, 51, had gone to the Big C F...
Read full storyMan Woken Up By Own Fart
A man was stirred from his slumbers in Cambodia last night after hearing a noise which he subsequently realised was his own anus speaking to him through the medium of a fart. Moys Kenwood, an Englishman, was fast asleep when, from the depths of hi...
Read full storyLocal Man Looks Out Window - Gets The Weather Wrong
Des Moines, IA - Insurance Salesman Walter Burns is under fire. Burns, an employee at National Insurance, was asked about the weather by a coworker. Burns looked out the window and reported what he saw. "It was sunny. The sun was out," said Bur...
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Local council to be computer free by 2013
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Local Man 'Changed' To Death
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Local Man Pranked By Wife Over Avatar Movie
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Golf Club Disco Sparks Riot In West London
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Neglected Local Man Survives For Three Days On Leftovers
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Bird Shit On Man's Head
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Man Decides to Quit Drinking After Company Party
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Young Wisconsin Man Decides Not To Exercise In The Gym After Work
