Funny story: Man still thinks he is in with a chance

Man still thinks he is in with a chance

Although he has not spoken to her for more than forty years, and she has been happily married to a perfect man for 25 of those, grammar pedant Brian Asshat, 63, still believes that he has a chance with the love of his early twenties, Karen Brassingth...

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Funny story: Man shocked to realise he is 'that' man

Man shocked to realise he is 'that' man

A man in Chutney on the Fritz has realised that he is actually 'that' man. Brian Asshat, 63 always thought that he was being helpful, but was both shocked and saddened to be told that he wasn't. 'For more years than I care to remember,' said th...

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Funny story: Father of six falls asleep at work

Father of six falls asleep at work

Barry Eckingtwhaite, from Basingstoke, was filmed sleeping during a heavy-duty meeting about urinal cakes. The meeting that lasted for more than an hour involved little more than an argument, and Mavis from accounts being asked to find three quotes.

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Funny story: Man Writes Spoof Story About Spoof Stories About Men Doing Stuff

Man Writes Spoof Story About Spoof Stories About Men Doing Stuff

A local man has written a Spoof story about the many Spoof stories recently appearing in The Spoof that are being written with headlines including the word Man. "I was inspired by all these stories with titles like Local Man Buys New Toaster, Man...

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Funny story: Bristol Man Hot Favourite for Turner Prize

Bristol Man Hot Favourite for Turner Prize

Controversial artist Miles Taipan is thought to be hot favourite for next years Turner Prize. Miles' last 'piece' for which he shat upon one of the lions in Trafalgar Square went viral on Utube and made headlines around the world. The actual excrement was gathered up by his curator and sold on Ebay. His proposed piece for next year's Turner threatens to be just as controversial. Some critics consi...

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Funny story: Local man in war of attrition over toilet roll with flatmate.

Local man in war of attrition over toilet roll with flatmate.

A local man has been left reeling and shell shocked following an all out attempt by his flat mate to not change the toilet roll in the shared bathroom of their house this evening. The trouble all began earlier today when the unnamed house sharer,...

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Funny story: Area Man Doesn’t Know What Bitcoin or Meek Mill is

Area Man Doesn’t Know What Bitcoin or Meek Mill is

In a wide-ranging interview at his son’s lacrosse practice, an area man discussed things he has no idea about, like bitcoin. “I have no idea what bitcoin is or why people talk about it,” he said. “I’m a 50- year old man and it’s just something I d...

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Funny story: Local Employee Decapitated For Having Too Many Unexcused Absences

Local Employee Decapitated For Having Too Many Unexcused Absences

St. Paul, Minnesota. The corporate staff at Pete's National Decking Products, a factory that produces household furniture items and outdoor decking material, executed one of their employees last Monday at 12:30 pm. Thomas Waters, 42, was allo...

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Funny story: Minorities Upset About New Cable TV Network: White Entertainment Television (WET)

Minorities Upset About New Cable TV Network: White Entertainment Television (WET)

(AP) Minority groups across the United States were visually upset and preparing to march against their local cable companies at the announcement of a new television station. White Entertainment Television (WET) will make its debut in November on ove...

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Funny story: Local Man Shaves Off Moustache

Local Man Shaves Off Moustache

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, today decided to come clean and freely admit to the world at large that he has shaved his moustache off. In explaining his extraordinary decision, Shuttlecock pointed out that he'd been observing for some time, that...

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Funny story: Local Man Waiting Again

Local Man Waiting Again

Local Man and One Time Busy Person, Seaton Carew, is once again waiting. Having spent the majority of the year carrying out very little waiting due to having stuff to do, the wannabe failed entrepreneur has suddenly found himself in the unenviable...

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Funny story: Man Convinced Traffic Lights Are Rigged

Man Convinced Traffic Lights Are Rigged

Determined to explain why he showed up late to work again, Larry Michaels, a department manager at Sears, convinced himself last Tuesday that traffic lights are rigged against him. "I feel like the traffic lights are conspiring to slow me down. I...

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Funny story: New Crime Wave Spreads Across Britain

New Crime Wave Spreads Across Britain

As the European debt crises worsens and Britain's economic outlook gets bleaker by the day, a disturbing new crime wave has erupted across the nation. What began with unscrupulous thieves stealing garden gates, television aerials and the lead from...

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Funny story: Tea Bag Crisis Looms

Tea Bag Crisis Looms

There were worried looks and a lot of 'pacing up-and-down' in one Battambang household last night, after a man realised he was down to his last few tea bags. Moys Kenwood, 54, made himself a 'proper brew' as usual, but noticed that there were only...

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Funny story: Local Man Is Product Of Somebody Else's Imagination

Local Man Is Product Of Somebody Else's Imagination

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was left reeling last night, when he returned home from work, only to find that he is not actually a real person, and even more devastatingly, to discover that not only is his name not actually his own, but that it was i...

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Funny story: Google Street View - "Just A Big Con Trick" Says Local Man, Martin Shuttlecock

Google Street View - "Just A Big Con Trick" Says Local Man, Martin Shuttlecock

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock today immersed himself in the ongoing string of rows about Google's Street View facility, describing it as 'just a big con.' Street View has attracted criticism for allegedly providing detailed up and coming crime blu...

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Funny story: Local Man Attends School Reunion

Local Man Attends School Reunion

School Reunions, are they a good thing or a bad thing??? Local Man, Seaton Carew, went to a school reunion recently and he has agreed to recall what happened: It was a twenty-five year reunion so I sort of guessed that a lot of people would have changed in the quarter century since we were at school. It was held in the local football club clubhouse and was due to start at seven o'clock.

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Funny story: Local council to be computer free by 2013

Local council to be computer free by 2013

A leaked internal memo from Saddleworth Council has been delivered to Spoof HQ. Its contents show that the council aims to be computer free by 2013, when all I.T staff will be re equipped. The document reads as follows: The Saddleworth Council I.T Systems Committee has defined a lower cost alternative to the previously planned Windows 8 system conversion. All computers will be removed fr...

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Funny story: Man Spends Weekend In Garden Shed After Dispute With Wife

Man Spends Weekend In Garden Shed After Dispute With Wife

A pensioner from Leeds has revealed how he spent the weekend holed-up in his back garden shed, after an argument with his wife "over nowt at all". Arthur Batty, 68, fell foul of his wife, Edna, 65, after she asked him if he liked a new mauve cardi...

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Funny story: Local Man Goes Mad - Buys 76 Pairs Of Shoes That Don't Fit

Local Man Goes Mad - Buys 76 Pairs Of Shoes That Don't Fit

Titchfield - Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, a former Dorking resident and unemployed pipe bender, today apparently went a bit mad, following a sudden rush of blood to the head, and went on a shopping trip he could ill afford, returning three hours la...

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