Craig David fan realises that none of his weeks will ever be like the one in the song

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 5 March 2023

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Oh God, if I hear another paradiddle I will scream

Back in the day, Harry Brassingthwaite was a fan of Craig David, but at the age of 53 knows that none of his weeks will ever be like the one that Craig David sang about.

'Yes, it seems a bit sad' said Harry who spent most of his Friday night regrouting his shower 'but none of my weeks has ever been like that one in Craig David's song'.

Harry, who spends some of his time in the bowling alley said 'My dating ritual is that I see a woman in her twenties, make all types of overtures and then find I have embarrassed myself, completely'.

Still, Harry, not all of Craig David's weeks will be like the one in the song either. Sometimes he will have to go to Ikea, like all of us.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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