Man with only three twitter followers doesn't know what to do

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Friday, 4 November 2022

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Now, that is a very sad story, a very sad story indeed

Brian Asshat, a man fond of judging other people's lives, and telling them about it has found that if Elon Musk starts charging for people to use Twitter, he will have to pay for his views to be known.

Brian Asshat's followers, Snootles McGee, Snotty Bob and User5678 do not know of the quandary that Brian faces, but soon will.

'I just know what to do' said Brian 'If I have to start paying to use Twitter, I will have less money to spend on the shoes I throw at people, and less for my pint of Bovril in the pub'.

We don't want to tell Brian this, but Snootle McGee is a cat, Snotty Bob is only following him for the comedy value, and User5678 is an automated bot, but if Brian wants to give the richest man in the world even more money, who are we to stop him?

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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