Man's watches telling the right time for the first time in six months

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Wednesday, 29 March 2023

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Oh, you should see the one I use in February

Gary Johnson has seven watches, and for a change, all of them are telling the right time. He has another seven watches that are now an hour out.

"Yes, like most men, I have a series of winter watches and a series of summer watches so that when the clocks change, I simply swap to the other set. The winter watches all have black straps, but the summer ones all have bright colours, like my braces. During the winter time, I am accountant Gary, and in the summer, I am fun Gary," said Gary.

"It is all a bit too much at times," said Lorraine, Gary's wife.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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