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Tea Bag Crisis Looms

Funny story: Tea Bag Crisis Looms

There were worried looks and a lot of 'pacing up-and-down' in one Battambang household last night, after one man realised he was down to his last few tea bags. Moys Kenwood, 54, made himself a 'proper brew' as usual, but noticed that there were on...

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Area Man Doesn’t Know What Bitcoin or Meek Mill is

Funny story: Area Man Doesn’t Know What Bitcoin or Meek Mill is

In a wide-ranging interview at his son’s lacrosse practice, an area man discussed things he has no idea about, like bitcoin. “I have no idea what bitcoin is or why people talk about it,” he said. “I’m a 50- year old man and it’s just something I d...

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EVA Air Fork Missing

Funny story: EVA Air Fork Missing

There was 'tension around the table' in one Battambang household on Monday evening, when it was revealed that an airline fork, part of a cherished collection of airline cutlery, had gone missing. The fork - stolen from an EVA Air flight from Bang...

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Bird Shit On Man's Head

Funny story: Bird Shit On Man's Head

A man taking a relaxing stroll along a public footpath at a local golf course in Hull on Saturday evening, received the shock of his adult life when, from a height of approximately 10 metres, a bird shit on his bonce. The man, Moys Kenwood, was wa...

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Man's Underpants More Than 20 Years Old

Funny story: Man's Underpants More Than 20 Years Old

There were raised eyebrows and scrunched-up faces in Tapon yesterday when it was revealed that a local man had been wearing some of his underpants for more than 20 years! The man, who wishes to remain nameless, made the sad admission after two nei...

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Woman Stank Of Fish

Funny story: Woman Stank Of Fish

A woman trading in Battambang market stank of fish, it has been reported. The woman, aged around 60, was working in the 'indoor' part of the market which is covered by a corrugated metal roof which acts as insulation, and the temperature in that p...

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Restaurant Was 'Uncontaminated By Food'

Funny story: Restaurant Was 'Uncontaminated By Food'

A potential diner was left disappointed and hungry last night, when the Bangkok restaurant, at which he intended to take his répast, told him they were 'out of food', leaving him speechless and dinnerless. Moys Kenwood, 51, had gone to the Big C F...

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Man Dropped Litter Under Policeman's Nose

Funny story: Man Dropped Litter Under Policeman's Nose

A man walking with friends along the main Suksawat Road near to soi 17, in the Thai capital of Bangkok last night, was seen to drop litter - a crisp packet - onto the footpath 'without a second thought', it has emerged. The incident happened in f...

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Man Woken Up By Own Fart

Funny story: Man Woken Up By Own Fart

A man was stirred from his slumbers in Cambodia last night after hearing a noise which he subsequently realised was his own anus speaking to him through the medium of a fart. Moys Kenwood, an Englishman, was fast asleep when, from the depths of hi...

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Hull Man Has To Do Without Toast After He Runs Out Of Bread

Funny story: Hull Man Has To Do Without Toast After He Runs Out Of Bread

An Englishman living in the Cambodian city of Battambang has told how he had to go without toast for his breakfast this morning after he ran out of bread, and forgot to buy some more from the supermarket. Moys Kenwood, 54, originally from Hull in...

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A Desperate Ghost Town, N.J., Mayor asks an old friend for an ambulance-chasing, lawyering job

Funny story: A Desperate Ghost Town, N.J., Mayor asks an old friend for an ambulance-chasing, lawyering job

Ghost Town, N.J., Mayor Martin Forrest Thwaite knew that within just months, he would most likely be out of a job. He was defeated in the last election by a landslide. So he did what any guy with a valid law degree would do - he struck out to get a j...

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Local Council to seek Death Penalty for rogue pensioner that built a shed on the beach

Funny story: Local Council to seek Death Penalty for rogue pensioner that built a shed on the beach

Today it has come to national attention that a local Council will seek the execution of a pensioner who built a shed on the beach, fixed the road and stopped people dumping rubbish. As the plot unravels in the mainstream media it appears as though...

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Man Convinced Traffic Lights Are Rigged

Funny story: Man Convinced Traffic Lights Are Rigged

Determined to explain why he showed up late to work again, Larry Michaels, a department manager at Sears, convinced himself last Tuesday that traffic lights are rigged against him. "I feel like the traffic lights are conspiring to slow me down. I...

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Hull Man Writes Story To Alleviate Boredom

Funny story: Hull Man Writes Story To Alleviate Boredom

A Englishman man living in the Thai capital of Bangkok has revealed how he wrote and published a story on satirical news website TheSpoof.com simply to 'cheer himself up', and to alleviate symptoms of 'pure and unadulterated boredom'. Moys Kenwood...

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Man selflessly prioritizes supporting NFL team over his own well-being

Donning his lucky team jersey and some disheveled levi jeans, local man Stan Malone sits anxiously on his stadium seat completely absorbed in the NFL game. Casting aside all other activities and plans that could improve his life, Stan nervously wa...

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The Curse of the Addictive Potato Chips Has Taken Hold of Mom

Unable to stop eating, local Mom Barbara Givens tried to pass a bowl of addictive potato chips to her son, Brad. "Here, Brad, these are really good. You should try some," Barbara said without a hint of panic, knowing that her son's reply could det...

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Local Straight A's Student Downplays Time Dedicated to Studying

Des Moines, IOWA--Despite finishing every class with a grade no worse than A-, Local Abraham Lincoln High School student Gabe Proctor continues to downplay the amount of time spent studying for his Biology tests. "To be completely honest with you, I...

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Aloof Dog Owner Shakes on Insidious Business Deal with Roxie

Funny story: Aloof Dog Owner Shakes on Insidious Business Deal with Roxie

Laura Preston of Old Oak, Missouri, had no idea what soul-crushing deal she would be solidifying when she prompted six-year-old retriever, Roxie, for a paw last Friday night. "I always ask Roxie to shake before I take out the dry food," said Prest...

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Breaking news…

The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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