Woman marries tin of meat

Funny story written by phatsnail

Thursday, 21 April 2022

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Mrs Marjorie Bagg

Today a 55 year old grandmother from Kayk has married her favourite tin of meat today at a local branch of Aldi, to her amazement the tin in question said yes without hesitation.

A tearful Marjorie Bagg said, “I feel overjoyed that I was able to spend this week with my tin of shredded beef and thought it would be rude not to ask it to spend the rest of next week with me before going between to pieces of tiger loaf and being downed with a glass of Mr Fudge juice."

The tin in question however declined to comment.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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