Pamela Sprocket is always posting on Facebook about Witchcraft, but she is not actually a witch.
Posting about the sap in Christmas Trees, and what it means in the world of Wiccan she said 'As a practising witch for many years, I know about the damage that a captive Christmas tree can do to the spirit'.
Facebook Friend Gary Johnson said under the post 'Pamela, you are not actually a Witch are you?'
The somewhat cruel jibe was met with derision from some of Pamela's friends.
Local celebrity Sandy Shoes said 'Pamela is allowed to believe what she wants to believe, and to practice what she practices'.
Pamela said 'I am a practising Witch Gary, and when I am finished practising, I will make things a bit uncomfortable for you'.
Sensing an impending threat, Gary soon unfriended Pamela 'I have enough problems with people I have actually met, without inviting that nonsense from some-one I have never met'.
