Barry Asshat put 12-year-old tabby cat, Snootles McGee, among a small group of pigeons today.
'It was just a bit of whimsy' said Barry 'I saw Snootles, and I picked him up, and put him in a group of pigeons'.
It wasn't quite like that though, was it, Barry?
Snootles owner Gary Johnson takes up the story. 'I saw Barry pick up Snootles, walk him to the park, put him in with a group of Pigeons, and then he ran laughing. What type of freak does that? The park is a mile away.'
'We spent three hours looking for Snootles in the park, in the freezing cold, in December, with his name.'
Gary's son Thomas said 'It serves them right to give me the choice for the family pet's name when I was four.'
Barry Asshat was later seen throwing his shoes at people in a different park.
Honestly, if we didn't make these people up, you would never believe it, would you?
