Couple who have never watched Happy Valley not really that sad about it ending

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Monday, 6 February 2023

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Although all of their friends, and quite a few of their enemies have told happy couple Lorraine and Gary Johnson to watch Happy Valley, they are not really that sad that they haven't.

'Yes' said Lorraine 'A few people have told us that we really should watch it, but to be honest, we are very happy we didn't.'

'We prefer our crime shows to be on the lighter side, don't we?' asked Gary. 'I mean Mare of Eastown was a lot of fun, but in reality, you can't beat Rebus, Vera, Midsummer Murders or Death in Paradise. I think if people are going to die, they should be doing it in a nice place, with nice weather and nice detectives who don't have much of a dark side.'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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