Harry Maguire To Participate In General Election
Harry Maguire, the 26-year-old Manchester United centre-half, who became the costliest defender in the world when he signed for the Old Trafford club from Leicester City, has announced he will stand as an independent candidate against Boris Johnson i...
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Police warn Priti Patel to stop smiling sexily at people
British Home Secretary Priti Patel received a warning from London’s top cop, about her sexy smile and charming personality. The 37-year-old Indian-origin politician, who is the darling of the right of the Tory party, with her tub-thumping policies on...
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Churchill's speeches increase milk production
SHROPSHIRE, England – (Satire News) – Pleasant speech increases milk production, a semi-scientific field research proves. In Shropshire, which is the real milk tank of England, a group of ranchers decided to raise their production to a new level.
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Now That Prime Minister Boris Johnson Has Resigned, Queen Elizabeth Will Push To Have Her Son Prince Charles Take His Place
LONDON - (Satire News) - Well after months of speculation, Tickety Boo News is reporting that Prime Minister Boris Johnson has finally decided to resign. Many of his adversaries in Parliament wonder what took the tassled-haired blonde so long, wha…
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Queen Demands The Head Of Boris Johnson
There was controversy-upon-controversy in Westminster this morning, when, after the UK Supreme Court ruled that Prime Minister Boris Johnson had acted unlawfully when he asked Her Majesty the Queen, on August 28, to suspend Parliament, the Queen, Her...
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Boris Johnson Admits That He Is A Right Cunt
In an extraordinary impromptu press conference held outside 10 Downing Street just minutes ago, Prime Minister Boris Johnson has said that he doesn't want a snap General Election, Britain will leave the EU on 31 October, and that, without any shadow...
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Russia’s Maria Zakharova and the UK’s Boris Johnson meet for kick-box wrestling match at the Hague
Boris Johnson is Jimmy Savile's love child
Boris Johnson In 'Kick Me' Incident
Dead people to pay VAT
Celebrity Worms In Their Eyes returns
Could Piers Morgan Become Britain's New Prime Minister?
Boris asks the public for help with his password
Prince Charles Is Telling The People of England That He'll Make a Spiffingly Fine Prime Minister
Leave and let die, with Boris and Nigel - Brexit cowards scram
Boris Sulks: But I'm On Elton's Xmas List!
England's PM Boris Johnson Has Directed The 889th Supreme Liverpool Artillery Division To Fight The Russians In Ukraine
Britain imposes pathetic "sanctions" on Russia
The BBC Is Reporting That Their Is a Growing Groundswell To Pick Cheryl Cole To Be The Next British Prime Minister
LONDON - (Satire News) - Word coming from the BBC is that now that PM Boris Johnson is on his way out the 10 Downing St. door, suggestions and opinions as to who should replace him are falling from the foggy English sky. Names that have been tosse…
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GPS To Get Major Upgrade
For the past six months, the government have attempted to walk a narrow road between keeping people safe, and ensuring that the economy is protected. Today, Boris Johnson announced a major shift in the use of SatNavs in vehicles, and has linked it…
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Mandatory face masks in shops causes concern - ‘What’s the problem?’ said Robbie the Robber
Boris Johnson is concerned that his message for everyone to wear masks in shops, banks and post offices may be taken advantage of. ‘Business has been slow,’ said Robbie the Robber, ‘but this idea of Boris’, everyone wearing masks, is great, as no…
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King Larry the Cat
With the retirement-in-shame of Boris Johnson, now Larry, the cat and Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office (to my non-British readers, yes, this is a real thing) 10 Downing Street, has been crowed the ‘King of the Britons’! (The ‘oo? ‘Oo-er the Brit…
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Biscuit game to be banned from House of Commons
For centuries, the British Houses of Parliament have echoed to the fevered fapping noises of pistoning palms. It is a parliamentary procedure little known to the outside world as it is usually conducted under great secrecy, yet its days are now numbe…
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I’ll make Nanny Enid my Home Secretary, says Downing Street hopeful Rees Mogg
With underfire Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s position looking increasingly precarious, his fellow Old Etonian and current Leader of The House of Commons, Jacob Rees-Mogg, appears to have thrown his hat into the ring in any forthcoming challenge for…
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Simon Cowell Says He Would Like To See Ricky Gervais As England's New Prime Minister
LONDON - (Satire News) - One of the original judges on the musical hit show "American Idol," says that he has been giving a lot of thought as to who he would like to see replace Prime Minister Boris Johnson, who has resigned. Cowell, who many have…
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The Great White Id
i Daily watch the Great White Id Huffing and puffing away. He’ll gladly tell you what he did To madly disrupt your day. He tweets his Id thoughts from his Throne— His petty gripes and “So unfairs!” Civility he now bemoans And offers us instead despair. His Little Ids feed off his spew And swallow every lie he tweets. His policies the poor now screws— (The same who sport their cle...
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Nude Porno Pics Of David Cameron And Boris Johnson Giving Katie Price One Up The Arse Are Fakes
Following an exhaustive investigation, Skoob News can finally reveal that the photographs displayed on the interweb of Prime Minister David Cameron, and London Mayor, Boris Johnson, giving Katie Price one up the arse are photoshopped fakes. Acting...
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Boris Johnson Finally Admits He's A Muppet
London, England - After years of insinuation and speculation, UK Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, finally admitted that he was, indeed, a bloody Muppet. "Surprise, surprise!" said pretty much everybody. The news came only a day after Kermit The F…
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England’s Prime Minister Boris Johnson and America’s Racist Perv Donald Trump Tie For “The Ugliest Hairdo In The World”
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The 43rd Annual Hair Stylists of America held its yearly hairstyling convention in the Windy City. They had several seminars on the upcoming hair trends for 2022. One interesting trend is that in early 2022, men over 65,…
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Cthulhu wins prominent government role after Boris Johnson's cabinet reshuffle
The Dark Lord Cthulhu, devourer of souls and destroyer of worlds, has been given a seat in Boris Johnson's cabinet, as Minister without Portfolio, replacing Michael Gove. The Great Old One has no previous experience of government, but has a cult f...
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Harry Maguire To Participate In General Election
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Queen Demands The Head Of Boris Johnson
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Cthulhu wins prominent government role after Boris Johnson's cabinet reshuffle
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Police warn Priti Patel to stop smiling sexily at people
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Mandatory face masks in shops causes concern - ‘What’s the problem?’ said Robbie the Robber
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Boris Johnson Finally Admits He's A Muppet
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King Larry the Cat
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Now That Prime Minister Boris Johnson Has Resigned, Queen Elizabeth Will Push To Have Her Son Prince Charles Take His Place
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The BBC Is Reporting That Their Is a Growing Groundswell To Pick Cheryl Cole To Be The Next British Prime Minister
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UK Cabinet Are All Body Doubles
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Nude Porno Pics Of David Cameron And Boris Johnson Giving Katie Price One Up The Arse Are Fakes
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The Great White Id
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Boris Johnson Admits That He Is A Right Cunt
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GPS To Get Major Upgrade
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London Full Of 'Facking Cants'
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England’s Prime Minister Boris Johnson and America’s Racist Perv Donald Trump Tie For “The Ugliest Hairdo In The World”
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I’ll make Nanny Enid my Home Secretary, says Downing Street hopeful Rees Mogg
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Biscuit game to be banned from House of Commons
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Simon Cowell Says He Would Like To See Ricky Gervais As England's New Prime Minister
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Churchill's speeches increase milk production
