LONDON - (Satire News) - With word that Boris Johnson has decided to hang up his prime minister's robe, there is a sudden groundswell as to who will be replacing him.
The word on the streets of London, Manchester, Liverpool, Tottenham, and others, is that names that are being tossed around include Ben Wallace, Len Goodman, Penny Mordaunt , Piers Morgan, Mick Jagger, Ed Balls, Wayne Rooney, and Cheryl Cole (yes Chezza has a huge fan following).
But a recent QuinniPinni Poll (UK) has revealed that 57% of all Brits would like to see Piers Morgan as the new prime minister.
Liverpool native, Hassie Hushmire, 94, said that she has always loved Piers and the way he always belittles, attacks, and insults whoever the fuck he is talking about.
Another long time English native, Burtis Bangerley, 89, said that he has always loved the music of Sir Paul McCartney, and he really and truly feels that Paul would make one spiffy-as-the-dickens prime minister.
Bangley then added, "I mean, let's be frank. Who the heck doesn't like good old Beatle Paul?