LONDON - (Satire News) - Well after months of speculation, Tickety Boo News is reporting that Prime Minister Boris Johnson has finally decided to resign.
Many of his adversaries in Parliament wonder what took the tassled-haired blonde so long, what with a bevy of scandalous scandals including his alleged involvement with an extremely sexy Chinese spy, the charges of him being involved in a counterfeiting ring, and his recent apartment renovation, which was reported to have cost the British people £915,000 [$1,097,939 - US].
Piers Morgan who is regarded by many as the United Kingdom's top information guru, stated that he heard that Boris Johnson has been considering purchasing a controlling interest in Spain's top football (soccer) team Real Madrid.
Meanwhile word out of Buckingham Palace is that her majesty is going to try her absolute best to try and convince the members of Parliament to name her son, Prince Charles to be Britian's new prime minister.
SIDENOTE: Piers Morgan is reporting that he spoke with Charles' wife Camilla Parker Bowles and she is so thrilled that she cannot stop giggling.