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No 10 Rose Garden Wedding This Summer For New UK PM Boris Johnson

Funny story: No 10 Rose Garden Wedding This Summer For New UK PM Boris Johnson

London, UK - (Riotous): Tory Party compost heap gardeners are readying to bed down Downing Street’s half acre of splendid floribunda hybrid tease in anticipation of a summer wedding according to The Spoof’s man-with-the-hoe. The new follows recen...

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Boris Johnson Undergoes Secret Diversity Training Before Tory Leadership Challenge

Funny story: Boris Johnson Undergoes Secret Diversity Training Before Tory Leadership Challenge

Failed "Foreign Secretary" Boris "Bozo" Johnson is undergoing secret diversity training in preparation for a leadership challenge to hapless "Prime Minister" Theresa "Maybot" May. Under the expert tutelage of "comedian" Jim Davidson OBE, Mr Johnso...

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Tory Leadership Contenders, Who Gets The Spoof's Vote?

Funny story: Tory Leadership Contenders, Who Gets The Spoof's Vote?

As all our readers know, the The Spoof is politically neutral as it hates all politicians, although we do reserve particular ire for Tories. So, in the last faltering days of weak and stable Theresa Maybot's premiership, it's time for The Spoof's political editor, Paxton Quigley, to evaluate the contenders for the leadership of both the Conservative & Unionist party and of our benighted countr...

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"Brexit Dividend" Souvenir Shops To Open in Channel Ports - A Spoof Exclusive

Funny story: "Brexit Dividend" Souvenir Shops To Open in Channel Ports - A Spoof Exclusive

Secret plans have been seen by The Spoof which show how Brexit cheerleaders are planning to make vast profits from Brexit while ordinary British citizens will suffer the consequences. An offshore company by the name of Brexshit Haha based in the B...

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Brexiteers' Plans Finally Revealed: A Spoof Exclusive

Funny story: Brexiteers' Plans Finally Revealed: A Spoof Exclusive

He's been reviled as a Man With No Plan, but the ideas for a successful Brexit of buffoon and failed politician Bozo Johnson along with those of his tax-avoiding wealthy, gold-plated pension cronies, Jacob Rees-Smug, David "Dumbo" Davis, Dr Liar Fox...

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Northern Ireland border to be controlled by invisible leprechauns!

Funny story: Northern Ireland border to be controlled by invisible leprechauns!

Brexit has obviously caused many problems, both within the EU borders and the UK, and these problems need to be solved before the UK floats uncontrollably into the Atlantic Ocean. Great political intellectuals (cough, cough) are busy attempting to...

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Boris the Brat swipes again!

Now the Conservative party is ripping itself apart over Brexit, criticism of Boris the Brat is reaching seismic proportions. And yet: criticising Johnson is like treading water in the Dead Sea. Whatever way you do it, you can't fail. But you don't ge...

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Bozo Johnson to Get Divorced After Stormy Daniels Affair

Funny story: Bozo Johnson to Get Divorced After Stormy Daniels Affair

Failed ex-foreign secretary Bozo Johnson and his wife Marina Wheeler have confirmed they have separated after newspaper allegations of Mr Johnson having had another extra-marital affair, this time with American porn star Stormy Daniels. In a joint...

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Bozo Trots Out Usual Bollocks In Vain Attempt to be Relevant

Funny story: Bozo Trots Out Usual Bollocks In Vain Attempt to be Relevant

The Daily Telegraph was once a serious newspaper but is now reduced to having a front page spread featuring a serial liar and idiot. Monday's edition had emblazoned upon it Bozo Johnson's self-satisfied face as he once again trotted out his usual gu...

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Confessions of a Brexit Voter

Funny story: Confessions of a Brexit Voter

At the time I knew what I wanted. It was 23rd June 2016 and I was in the polling booth. There it was in black and white before me "Should the United Kingdom remain a member of the European Union or leave the European Union?" I wanted what Nigel and Boris had told me: I wanted to escape the shackles of the undemocratic EU, even though we have a vote on everything in the European parliament.

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Boris Blasts Off

Funny story: Boris Blasts Off

Boris Trump has blasted off on his campaign to be Prime Minister with a 'joke' that The Spoof refused to publish. But Boris has not finished - he is planning the takeover of Britain by Trumpism. No more of the climate change nonsense, just good ol...

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Boris Johnson makes his resignation speech

Funny story: Boris Johnson makes his resignation speech

After quitting the cabinet last week over the state of Brexit, Boris Johnson made his resignation speech to parliament today. Here is a transcript of what he said: "Hello, grubbledy mugwumps. I am fed up with our higgledy-arsed approach to Brexit,...

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The Great White Id

Funny story: The Great White Id

i Daily watch the Great White Id Huffing and puffing away. He’ll gladly tell you what he did To madly disrupt your day. He tweets his Id thoughts from his Throne— His petty gripes and “So unfairs!” Civility he now bemoans And offers us instead despair. His Little Ids feed off his spew And swallow every lie he tweets. His policies the poor now screws— (The same who sport their cle...

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Boris Johnson: "I'm a world class quitter"

Funny story: Boris Johnson: "I'm a world class quitter"

Straw-haired buffoon Boris Johnson has resigned from his job as UK Foreign Secretary, in protest at Brexit plans that he believes are "not outy enough". He bragged that although he achieved "bugger all" during his two years in the high-profile gov...

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Boris Johnson in Person - He Answers Your Questions

Boris Johnson aged 54 and 1/2, despite all common sense, has somehow risen to become Foreign Secretary in Her Majesty's Government under the premiership of Theresa May and today faces questions from readers of The Spoof. What is this Brexit thingy all about? (A. Leaver, Sunderland) To tell the truth, I haven't a clue. I had a bet with George Osborne as to who could do the most damage to the Br...

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Brexit Latest: FA Premier League 2018-19 Season to End Early

Funny story: Brexit Latest: FA Premier League 2018-19 Season to End Early

FA blazers announced today that the 2018-19 Premier League season would be cut short and would end on 29th March 2019 when the United Kingdom leaves the European Union. This is the result of those football fans who voted en masse to leave the Euro...

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86 ft sea monster found on Brit beach has same DNA as Boris Johnson!

Funny story: 86 ft sea monster found on Brit beach has same DNA as Boris Johnson!

Scientists analysing huge, ancient bones, found on a Brit beach, have discovered something quite amazing! It seems the DNA in the bones, that belonged to a huge Jurassic sea monster, has the same DNA as the present UK foreign minister, BOJO! "Ther...

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Boris Blames

Back and to the Left news and Boris Johnson have something in common. Both of us like to make up wildly inaccurate stories to discredit or embarrass others. However where we are a pair of idiots travelling around the country singing stupid songs he i...

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