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Funny story: Boris Johnson targets dead voters for the next election

Boris Johnson targets dead voters for the next election

This week, UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson has been visiting graveyards, tombs and haunted houses throughout the country to build support for a possible snap election in the autumn. Spokesman Jeff Hades explained, "The voters who are most closely...

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Funny story: BoJo and Donnie do the obliteration two-step on the deck of the Grace 1 tanker

BoJo and Donnie do the obliteration two-step on the deck of the Grace 1 tanker

In response to Iran's seizure of Britain’s Stena Impero tanker, 19 July, Mr. Johnson and Mr. Trump have taken joint action. Both have been dropped via helicopter onto the deck of Iran’s tanker Grace 1, seized by the British on July 4. This “joi...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson 'Victory' Is Really Just A Vote Of 'No Confidence' In Other Tories

Boris Johnson 'Victory' Is Really Just A Vote Of 'No Confidence' In Other Tories

Boris Johnson, the rebellious, rambunctious renegade who has become Conservative Party leader, and UK prime minister as a result, fully believes in his ability to resolve the countries woes, and get it back on its feet again. But is he the only on...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson: High Speed Rail Link Will Shave Hours Off Manchester To Leeds Time

Boris Johnson: High Speed Rail Link Will Shave Hours Off Manchester To Leeds Time

Prime Minister Boris Johnson has waded into the heated debate over the northern high-speed rail link, by giving his support to the project which, he says: "will shave literally hours off the present Manchester to Leeds duration." The duration J...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson: The Book Stops Here!

Boris Johnson: The Book Stops Here!

New Conservative Party leader and prime minister, Boris Johnson, has had to further delay the release of his biography of William Shakespeare, 'The Riddle Of Genius', for reasons as yet unknown, but it may be that its release will be cancelled altoge...

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Funny story: Emergency COBRA Meeting at Downing Street as US Ambassador Says Johnson-Trump Relationship Will Be 'Sensational'

Emergency COBRA Meeting at Downing Street as US Ambassador Says Johnson-Trump Relationship Will Be 'Sensational'

Panicked Downing Street sycophants and lickspittles were said to be running around in circles this morning, as America's ambassador to the UK said relations between the UK and the US are going to be "sensational" now that Boris Johnson is nominally i...

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Funny story: London Homophobic Night Bus Attack Boys Face Being Bummed On Live TV As Punishment

London Homophobic Night Bus Attack Boys Face Being Bummed On Live TV As Punishment

The four boys arrested and charged with the homophobic attack of two women who refused to kiss for them on a London bus in May, may have to face an extraordinary punishment if convicted - a sound, powerful and sustained bumming by muscular gay men,...

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Funny story: Anti-Boris Johnson Mob Dispersed By Army

Anti-Boris Johnson Mob Dispersed By Army

London: Army personnel have been drafted in to disperse protesters angry at the appointment of Boris Johnson to the head of the Conservative Party, and, as a consequence, to the position of British prime minister. The protesters, who had come with...

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Funny story: New PM Boris Johnson Succeeds in Bringing Unity to the Country

New PM Boris Johnson Succeeds in Bringing Unity to the Country

Charlatan. Liar. Narcissist. Unfit. Shambolic. Ramshackle. Incompetent. Arsehole. These are a few of the kinder epithets which have been thrown at Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson over the years, yet, somehow, today he finds himself ensconced b...

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Funny story: New Prime Minister Boris Johnson Pledges to Nationalise Wetherspoons

New Prime Minister Boris Johnson Pledges to Nationalise Wetherspoons

Bombast, bullshit and bollocks were the order of the day in Parliament today, as so-called Prime Minister Boris Johnson outlined his plans for the future of the not-so-United Kingdom. After a dressing-down from Her Majesty the Queen on Wednesday a...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson's Dad Astounded That His 'Daft Lad' Son Has Become Prime Minister

Boris Johnson's Dad Astounded That His 'Daft Lad' Son Has Become Prime Minister

Stanley Johnson, the father of new British prime minister, Boris Johnson, has revealed how he can't quite believe that his "wayward, soft-arse son" has made it all the way to the top of the pile, and is now about to assume control of the country.

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Funny story: Jacob Rees-Mogg to be appointed Minister of Deceit

Jacob Rees-Mogg to be appointed Minister of Deceit

It was rumoured last night, that staunch Brexit hardliner, Jacob Rees-Mogg, will be appointed Secretary of State For Deceit in new Prime Minister, Boris Johnson's first Cabinet reshuffle later on today. This will make the Old Etonian backbencher r...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Calls Boris Johnson His Long Lost Poodle

Donald Trump Calls Boris Johnson His Long Lost Poodle

Speaking from the Rose Garden to reporters today, Donald Trump congratulated Boris Johnson as his selection as Prime Minister of Great Britain. "I don't really understand what makes Britain great since they lost our colonies, but I think that's fine,...

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Funny story: Tory Leadership Contest: Has Jeremy Hunt Won?

Tory Leadership Contest: Has Jeremy Hunt Won?

In an inexplicable 180-degree about-turn of gargantuan proportions, it's beginning to look like Jeremy Hunt has beaten Boris Johnson to the Tory leadership crown, because the BBC keeps posting pictures of the pair with Hunt always on the left-hand si...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson To Officially Designate Britain As The 51st State Of The USA

Boris Johnson To Officially Designate Britain As The 51st State Of The USA

New Conservative Party leader, Boris Johnson, has spoken to the press after his victory over rival, Jeremy Hunt, was confirmed, and said that his first task was to officially designate Great Britain as the 51st state of the USA. In America, Presid...

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Funny story: Conservative Party Leadership Battle Ends In Tie

Conservative Party Leadership Battle Ends In Tie

The race to become the next leader of the Conservative Party is over, with the most dramatic result possible: after the 160,000 party members' votes were counted last night, it was announced just minutes ago, that the scores had finished level, with...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson's Prime Ministerial Acceptance Speech Leaked to The Spoof

Boris Johnson's Prime Ministerial Acceptance Speech Leaked to The Spoof

The Spoof has been given sight of the speech which prime minister-elect Boris Johnson is expected to make on the steps of 10 Downing Street after he has met the Queen on Tuesday. Harking back to the message which his heroine Margaret Thatcher gave to...

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