Funny story - A Russian Female Boxer Has Just Won Her 53rd Consecutive Boxing Match

A Russian Female Boxer Has Just Won Her 53rd Consecutive Boxing Match

MOSCOW – (Sports Satire) - Female boxing sensation Svetlana Svetlanovich, 27, has improved her boxing record to 53-0, with 52 knockouts. The amazing Russian pugilist has been boxing ever since she was 8 weeks old. Her parents said that she knoc…

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Funny story - Russian President Vladimir Putin Has Just Endorsed Donald Trump

Russian President Vladimir Putin Has Just Endorsed Donald Trump

MOSCOW – The Russian leader has announced to the people of the world, that he has endorsed Donald J. Trump in his re-election bid. Vladimir Putin said that Donald has become like a brother to him ever since they both drank vodka from the same pole…

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Funny story - Man Still Hasn't Resumed Reading 'The Idiot'

Man Still Hasn't Resumed Reading 'The Idiot'

A man who embarked upon the serious business of reading Russian novelist, Fyodor Dostoevsky's epic, 'The Idiot', but then had to put it down 40% of the way through the book because of 'information overload', still hasn't resumed reading it, and furt…

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Funny story - Trumps ‘super-duper missile’ is betterer than their ‘really-good’ missile

Trumps ‘super-duper missile’ is betterer than their ‘really-good’ missile

Unconfirmed reports that the Pentagon is developing a missile that travels 17 times faster than the missile that travels 17 times slower, have not been confirmed. “The President learnt ‘They’ had a missile that was ‘damn fast’, so we started plann…

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Funny story - Russian Girl, 12, Sent To Siberian Camp For Taking Selfie With Vladimir Putin

Russian Girl, 12, Sent To Siberian Camp For Taking Selfie With Vladimir Putin

A 12-year-old Russian girl who tried to take a selfie with President Vladimir Putin, has been sent to a Siberian work camp for eight years. Vera Ivanovska took the photograph as Mr Putin arrived at the G20 Summit in Osaka on Friday. The president'…

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Funny story - Man Reading Dostoevsky's 'The Idiot' Forced To Abandon It After 'Brain Freeze'

Man Reading Dostoevsky's 'The Idiot' Forced To Abandon It After 'Brain Freeze'

A man who had taken on the literary challenge of reading the literary classic, 'The Idiot' by Russian novelist, Fyodor Dostoevsky, has revealed how he became so bogged down in the author's excessively verbose style, that he felt obliged, on health gr…

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Funny story - Undue Russian influence in Britain is minimal says Pushkin & Putin Consulting Services

Undue Russian influence in Britain is minimal says Pushkin & Putin Consulting Services

Concerns over the level of Russian influence in key British services have been dismissed as conspiracy nonsense by Home Office press officer, Dmitry Antonov. There are questions about the restructuring of the British Nuclear Fuels programme by it…

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Funny story - Crime And Punishment By Dostoevsky Could Have Been 200 Pages Shorter, Says Man

Crime And Punishment By Dostoevsky Could Have Been 200 Pages Shorter, Says Man

A man who read the literary classic, 'Crime and Punishment' by Russian author, Fyodor Dostoevsky, says he enjoyed the book, but that, in his humble opinion, it was "a bit wordy", and could, easily, have been 200 pages shorter. Moys Kenwood, 57, re…

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Funny story - Russian Cozy Bear and Fancy Bear Stuffies Are A Christmas Must-Have!

Russian Cozy Bear and Fancy Bear Stuffies Are A Christmas Must-Have!

Burlington, VT - Vermont's Build-A-Bear Workshop hasn't had a Christmas season this profitable in a long, long time. And it's all thanks to their two Russian hacking bears! Yes, it seems that America (mostly republicans) has gone completely wild f...

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Funny story - Bill Gates Reveals He Seriously Considered Buying The Moon Back In 2009

Bill Gates Reveals He Seriously Considered Buying The Moon Back In 2009

HOLLYWOOD - Bill Gates appeared on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show and he dropped a scoop on the show's host. Gates, the Microsoft billionaire stated that five years ago he met with the top ranking U.S. government officials at NASA and he made them a...

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Funny story - Kentucky Derby: Russian Interference Alleged

Kentucky Derby: Russian Interference Alleged

There is controversy today in the aftermath of the Kentucky Derby debacle, when winning horse, Maximum Security, was disqualified for 'impeding other horses', and relegated to last place. A new scandal has emerged, of potential Russian involvemen...

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Funny story - President Putin Informs President Trump That He Has Just Gotten Access to Joe Biden’s Supporter’s Data Base

President Putin Informs President Trump That He Has Just Gotten Access to Joe Biden’s Supporter’s Data Base

MOSCOW – The Russian News Agency has just stated that Putin now has in his possession a Democratic data base that reportedly contains the names, addresses, phone numbers, weight, and social security numbers of over 9.3 million individuals who are sup...

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Funny story - Lenin's ‘Utopia' Founded on America

Lenin's ‘Utopia' Founded on America

Documents released under Russia's 80-year freedom of information laws reveal that the Bolshevik leader Vladimir Ilyich Lenin modelled his communist blueprint on… America.

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Funny story - Russia Is Behind Gatwick Drones

Russia Is Behind Gatwick Drones

The police investigation into the unauthorised drone activity at Gatwick Airport went 'two steps back' today, when a man and a woman arrested on Saturday were released without charge. Russia has emerged as the new suspect. The drone, which was...

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Funny story - Men Died After Eating Cabbage

Men Died After Eating Cabbage

In two separate incidents, thousands of miles apart, two men died in extraordinarily-similar circumstances yesterday - after consuming cabbage. The men - Thomas Jeffers, 45, of New Jersey, and Nickovitch Kuryakin, 48, from Nizhny Novgorod in Russia - were both healthy, middle-aged men, happily-married with two and seven children respectively, both worked for their respective governments, drank...

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Funny story - Russian human-kebab diner gets complaints of 'bad meat'

Russian human-kebab diner gets complaints of 'bad meat'

MOSCOW Russia - According to my source, Private Ruskysnitch, secret police in Russia have contacted nine bums suspected of killing a man with aspartame and selling his parts to a kebab diner. Their statement said that the suspects had targeted the...

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Funny story - Ballerinas Perform Rare Synchronised Fart Routine

Ballerinas Perform Rare Synchronised Fart Routine

Two of the Worlds most respected and accomplished ballerinas of the Kirov school, performed for the first time the legendary Dance Of the Sugar Fart Faeries.

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Funny story - Donald Trump Finally Admits That He and Vladimir Putin Text Each Other on a Nightly Basis

Donald Trump Finally Admits That He and Vladimir Putin Text Each Other on a Nightly Basis

WASHINGTON, D.C. – After first denying that he has ever met Russian leader Vladimir Putin, Trump has finally admitted that he and his Russian hero do in fact text each other on a nightly basis. POTUS said that they mainly just talk about the weath...

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Funny story - Maria Sharapova, One of the Sexiest Female Athletes Ever, is Coming Out of Retirement

Maria Sharapova, One of the Sexiest Female Athletes Ever, is Coming Out of Retirement

CHICAGO – Maria Sharapova, who has 36 career tennis titles under her belt, plus all kinds of world records, has said that she is planning on losing about two pounds, and returning to the court. The 6-foot 2-inch Russian beauty says that she has re...

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Funny story - Trump Gives Overseas Speech Blaming World's Problems on Evil Science and Crooked Hillary

Trump Gives Overseas Speech Blaming World's Problems on Evil Science and Crooked Hillary

Moscow, Russia President Trump has taken a detour from his Asian trip to visit, as he says, a "friend" of his that lives in Moscow. President Trump would not name the person he was visiting, just telling the press that it was "no big deal." While...

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