Funny story: Moscow Mitch Doesn't like Being Called Moscow Mitch!

Moscow Mitch Doesn't like Being Called Moscow Mitch!

U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell this week complained about being labled "Moscow Mitch", based on his not allowing legislation to strengthen preventive measures against Russian interference in U.S. elections. Leningrad Lindsey Graham came to Moscow Mi...

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Funny story: Sergei Skripal Poisoning: Third Suspect Identified

Sergei Skripal Poisoning: Third Suspect Identified

The poisoning in the English town of Salisbury of former Soviet agent, Sergei Skripol, and his daughter, Yulia, in March last year, brought a concerted effort by British security services to catch those responsible, resulting in the identification of...

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Funny story: Russian Girl, 12, Sent To Siberian Camp For Taking Selfie With Vladimir Putin

Russian Girl, 12, Sent To Siberian Camp For Taking Selfie With Vladimir Putin

A 12-year-old Russian girl who tried to take a selfie with President Vladimir Putin, has been sent to a Siberian work camp for eight years. Vera Ivanovska took the photograph as Mr Putin arrived at the G20 Summit in Osaka on Friday. The president'...

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Funny story: Strzok and democrats at congressional hearings see Russians here, there, and everywhere

Strzok and democrats at congressional hearings see Russians here, there, and everywhere

Grilled by a Congressional Committee on possible bias toward President Trump, FBI agent Peter Strzok has suggested the Russians, again, are the benefactors. Various newscasters in the mainstream media, apart from FOX News, are ready to carry this...

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Funny story: New York Times runs interview with anonymous op-ed author wearing mask in dark underground cellar

New York Times runs interview with anonymous op-ed author wearing mask in dark underground cellar

Hard on the heels of Bob Woodward’s book Fear in the White House, the nation has once again been startled by insider views attacking the Trump administration. Echoing Woodward’s charges of incompetence, an anonymous op-ed appeared yesterday in The...

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Funny story: Kentucky Derby: Russian Interference Alleged

Kentucky Derby: Russian Interference Alleged

There is controversy today in the aftermath of the Kentucky Derby debacle, when winning horse, Maximum Security, was disqualified for 'impeding other horses', and relegated to last place. A new scandal has emerged, of potential Russian involvemen...

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Funny story: Trump To Pull All US Troops Out Of Russia

Trump To Pull All US Troops Out Of Russia

The always amiable and jovial President Donald Trump has announced the US will be pulling all US troops out of Russia starting at the end of February. At a press conference on Wednesday afternoon the President said the following: “It is time to ge...

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Funny story: A #MeToo Story by a Mermaid

A #MeToo Story by a Mermaid

Being the chair of the local Mermaid Public Relations Committee isn't all it's cracked up to be. Like today, for example, I'd like to be out swimming around in the ocean with the other mermaids. Instead I'm tasked with reading the entries of my fellow mermaids to a short story contest by a local magazine and choosing the ones that will proceed to the next round of the competition. The magazine edi...

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Funny story: After Four Years of Failure, Obama Looks to Russia, North Korea and Iran for Help

After Four Years of Failure, Obama Looks to Russia, North Korea and Iran for Help

WASHINGTON, DC - When President Barack Hussein Obama spoke at the United Nations Monday, he begged for cooperation with North Korea, Iran and Russia in an effort to end the Syrian civil war that has left the Middle East in ruin. Given the difficul...

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Funny story: Russia Is Looking For Some Real Estate In Central America

Russia Is Looking For Some Real Estate In Central America

MOSCOW - President Putin has just announced that he has been in talks with several Central American governments about the possibility of purchasing some real estate. The leader of the Russian nation says that he talked to Nicaragua and Guatemala b...

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Funny story: Russian, Ukraine Oligarchs Congratulate U.S. Elites

Russian, Ukraine Oligarchs Congratulate U.S. Elites

On Wednesday, Chief Justice John Roberts Jr., told the nation it was unconstitutional to say that a rich person could only give a total of $123,200 to congressional campaigns each election cycle, and to limit money going into political parties and po...

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Funny story: Bill Gates Reveals He Seriously Considered Buying The Moon Back In 2009

Bill Gates Reveals He Seriously Considered Buying The Moon Back In 2009

HOLLYWOOD - Bill Gates appeared on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show and he dropped a scoop on the show's host. Gates, the Microsoft billionaire stated that five years ago he met with the top ranking U.S. government officials at NASA and he made them a...

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Funny story: New Blockbuster Bond Movie Set to Break Records

New Blockbuster Bond Movie Set to Break Records

A new James Bond film is set to break all box office records. Called "Never Live Again Unless Once More Over The Eight" it sets out to give Bond a human face: Explained producer Erin Broccoli with his writer-director son Benjamin; "Well, we figured i...

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Funny story: Rahm Emanuel 'leaving White House to run for Moscow mule' - no, wait! - for Moscow Mayor!

Rahm Emanuel 'leaving White House to run for Moscow mule' - no, wait! - for Moscow Mayor!

Washington AC/DC - (Reuterus): The President's chief of stuff is to fulfill a long-held ambition to run for mayor in his home town of Moscow. The move comes amid a sudden vacancy following today's sacking of Yuri Luzhkov by Russian President Dim...

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Funny story: Men Died After Eating Cabbage

Men Died After Eating Cabbage

In two separate incidents, thousands of miles apart, two men died in extraordinarily-similar circumstances yesterday - after consuming cabbage. The men - Thomas Jeffers, 45, of New Jersey, and Nickovitch Kuryakin, 48, from Nizhny Novgorod in Russia - were both healthy, middle-aged men, happily-married with two and seven children respectively, both worked for their respective governments, drank...

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Funny story: New and Improved Version of Huggable "Vlad The Impaler" Doll to be Released in April

New and Improved Version of Huggable "Vlad The Impaler" Doll to be Released in April

Are teddy bears just not cutting it anymore? Does your heart need something more soothing to cuddle up with at night? The IMPALED Company is happy to announce that it will be releasing a new and improved version of the Huggable "Vlad The Impaler"...

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Funny story: Two Women Walk From Warsaw, Poland To The Winter Olympics In Sochi, Russia

Two Women Walk From Warsaw, Poland To The Winter Olympics In Sochi, Russia

WARSAW, Poland - The distance from Warsaw, Poland to Sochi, Russia is 1,299 miles. Two Polish women identified as Madga Krakzyn, 43, and Filomena Ripolski, 41, decided to walk the entire distance from their homes in Warsaw to the Sochi Olympics.

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Funny story: Russian Cozy Bear and Fancy Bear Stuffies Are A Christmas Must-Have!

Russian Cozy Bear and Fancy Bear Stuffies Are A Christmas Must-Have!

Burlington, VT - Vermont's Build-A-Bear Workshop hasn't had a Christmas season this profitable in a long, long time. And it's all thanks to their two Russian hacking bears! Yes, it seems that America (mostly republicans) has gone completely wild f...

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Funny story: Local Man E-Mails Sexually Alluring Scantily Clad Russian Girl

Local Man E-Mails Sexually Alluring Scantily Clad Russian Girl

After being constantly bombarded with internet advertisements featuring sexually alluring Russian girls who were apparently looking for him, local man, Martin Shuttlecock this morning bit the bullet and sent off an e-mail to a sexy Russian temptress...

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Funny story: Alaska sold to Saudi Arabia

Alaska sold to Saudi Arabia

Alaska - She could see Russia from her house. Today, it's a different story, as Sarah Palin has just announced to a stunned gathering outside her home that Alaska has been sold. "I don't know where I can move to an also-to see Russia from my hous...

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