Did Russia shoot itself and intentionally miss?
Now really! Watching a film of a rocket headed toward a substantial bald dome in Moscow with a flag pole sticking straight up on top, but missing the skinny flag pole on top by inches, then also missing the huge bald dome? Somehow, the rocket went ov…
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A Russian Bomber Gets Lost In The Fog and Accidentally Bombs a Russian Town
MOSCOW - (Spoof News) - The Kremlin has informed Russian citizens that they want to apologize for an accident caused by one of their Air Force bombers. A Kremlin spokesperson stated that a Russian B-13 bomber lost its bearings in the Russian fog a…
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Mexico's Destroyer The Pancho Villa Shoots a Russian Surveillance Plane Out of The Sky
SOMEWHERE IN THE BLACK SEA - (Spoof Satire) - Mexico's El Ole News Agency reports that the destroyer Pancho Villa has just shot a Russian surveillance plane out of the Ukrainian sky. The plane is worth $63 million and was the pride and joy of the…
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The British Aircraft Carrier, The HMS Big Ben, Hits An Iceberg And Is Returning To England
SOMEWHERE IN THE BLACK SEA - (Spoof News) - The Ta Ta For Now News Agency has just announced that England's largest naval vessel, The HMS Big Ben, is returning back to its home port in England. According to TTFNN's senior writer Petula Tart, the a…
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President Putin Is Tremendously Worried About Russia's Vodka Shortage
MOSCOW, Russia - (Spoof News) - The Kremlin Voice is putting out that President Vladimir Nikita Putin is very concerned about the on-going vodka shortage that has hit the Commie nation. The KV reports that one of the 19 ingredients that go into a…
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Afghanistan To Send 700 Adult Camels To Russia In Exchange For Fancy Circus Gear And Top Vodka
KABUL, Afghanistan - (Spoof Satire) - The Sandstone News Agency reports that Afghanistan and Russia have finalized plans on a superb trade that will benefit both countries (but mostly Afghanistan). According to a rep for Sandstone, Afghani Preside…
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Britain's 707th Regiment Defeated At The Battle of Konotop
The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders To Perform In Russia, China, and Cambodia
Ivanka Trump Reveals That Putin Texted Her 3 Hours Before Russia Invaded Ukraine
Men Died After Eating Cabbage
King Charles III To Visit Russia And Try To Talk Some Sense Into President Putin Regarding The Russia-Ukraine War
Basil Blathering's Church Ladies 'Think-Tank' See China and Russia Taking over the World
Israel - a Democracy to Give No Help to Ukraine - a Democracy - Doesn't Want to Bother Russia
Putin's Invasion of Ukraine Is The Real "March Madness"
Putin’s Revised History Books … All About the Love
Meteor Falls on Russian Army
'Democratic' Countries - China, Russia, and Iran Join Together and 'Network' Against America
Canadian Troops At US Border
Finland Ends its Hot PM and Becomes a NATO Wall
Late Breaking News from Finland … well, two stories really … One, Sanna Marin is no longer the Prime Minister because her party lost by the tiniest margin ever so that right-wing Finns who hate foreigners – especially Russians (so you can kinda u…
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Meteorologists Say That A Huge Earthquake Could End The Russian-Ukraine War
GENEVA, Switzerland - (Satire News) - The Metrologists of The World (MTW) held their annual meeting in Geneva, and they concluded that it does not appear that the Russian invaders are going to be withdrawing from the Ukraine anytime soon. But they…
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McDonalds in Russia to Resurrect Shamrock Shake
McDonald's will be changing the appearance of its cups and burger containers to the colors of the Ukrainian flag. But what about the McDonald's in Russia? American corporations are too big to fail and cannot choose sides in politics and war; they…
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Russia’s Most Advanced Stealth Bomber Flies Across The United Kingdom Totally Undetected
LONDON – (Satire News) – England’s Tickety Boo News is reporting lots of red faces at 10 Downing Street, Buckingham Palace, and Wembley Stadium. TBN reporter Brompton Boxgrove, stated that the Royal Air Force has admitted that a Russian Stealth Bo…
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Putin Names A Female Admiral To Head The Russian Naval Forces
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - Russian president Vladimir Nikita Putin has decided to name a female to head the second most powerful navy in the world. Putty, as VP Harris, Howard Stern, and rapper Yo Yo Afro Woke call the Communist cunt, decided to app…
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The British Aircraft Carrier The HMS Big Ben Is Headed Toward The Black Sea
LONDON - (UK Satire) - 10 Downing Street reports that Great Britain's most largest and most powerful aircraft carrier, The HMS Big Ben, is streaming towards the Black Sea to aid Ukraine in their war against the invading Russian forces of President Pu…
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Russian Oligarchs Are Buying Up Las Vegas Gambling Casinos
LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News is reporting that Russian oligarchs are anxiously taking their money out of Russia, which is in danger of failing financially by the end of the year. Hacienda Fiddle with BBN spoke with a high profile wri…
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Vladimir Putin Is Devastated As He Learns That Wayward Chinese Space Junk Is Scheduled To Land On Moscow in Three Months
MOSCOW – (World Satire) – As if Vlady Putin doesn’t already have enough shit to worry about now comes word from The Kremlin Voice that some Chinese space junk is scheduled to land in Moscow within 90 days. The space crap is reportedly from the unm…
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The UK Destroyer HMS Friar Tuck Shoots Down 3 Russian Migs
SOMEWHERE IN THE BLACK SEA - (World Satire) - The Ta Ta For Now News Agency reports that the British destroyer HMS Friar Tuck shot down three Russian migs that were circling the UK warship. The migs were warned to leave the area but they continued…
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Japan Gives The Ukraine Army 16 Kawasaki Road Rage Rocket-Armed Motorcycles
TOKYO, Japan - (Satire News) - Japan's Prime Minister Fumio Kishida, has just informed the Ukrainian government that his country will be sending them sixteen brand, new state-of-the-art 2022 Kawasaki Road Rage Rocket-Armed Motorcycles. Japan's nat…
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Bill Gates Reveals He Seriously Considered Buying The Moon Back In 2009
HOLLYWOOD - Bill Gates appeared on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show and he dropped a scoop on the show's host. Gates, the Microsoft billionaire stated that five years ago he met with the top ranking U.S. government officials at NASA and he made them a...
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President Putin Now Realizes That Invading Ukraine Was A Big Fucking Mistake!
MOSCOW – (World Satire) – Ninety-seven percent of Putin’s cabinet says (behind his back of course) that their leader fucked up big time (as they say in Vegas). The Kremlin Voice has written that Putin should have learned to think things through be…
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Russia’s Most Advanced Stealth Bomber Flies Across The United Kingdom Totally Undetected
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Vladimir Putin Is Devastated As He Learns That Wayward Chinese Space Junk Is Scheduled To Land On Moscow in Three Months
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Putin Names A Female Admiral To Head The Russian Naval Forces
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Japan is Sending Godzilla to Ukraine
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The British Aircraft Carrier The HMS Big Ben Is Headed Toward The Black Sea
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Finland Ends its Hot PM and Becomes a NATO Wall
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The UK Destroyer HMS Friar Tuck Shoots Down 3 Russian Migs
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President Putin Is Tremendously Worried About Russia's Vodka Shortage
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Mexico's Destroyer The Pancho Villa Shoots a Russian Surveillance Plane Out of The Sky
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A Russian Bomber Gets Lost In The Fog and Accidentally Bombs a Russian Town
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Bill Gates Reveals He Seriously Considered Buying The Moon Back In 2009
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Russian Oligarchs Are Buying Up Las Vegas Gambling Casinos
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President Putin Now Realizes That Invading Ukraine Was A Big Fucking Mistake!
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Japan Gives The Ukraine Army 16 Kawasaki Road Rage Rocket-Armed Motorcycles
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Meteorologists Say That A Huge Earthquake Could End The Russian-Ukraine War
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UK Cabinet Are All Body Doubles
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Afghanistan To Send 700 Adult Camels To Russia In Exchange For Fancy Circus Gear And Top Vodka
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McDonalds in Russia to Resurrect Shamrock Shake
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The British Aircraft Carrier, The HMS Big Ben, Hits An Iceberg And Is Returning To England
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Did Russia shoot itself and intentionally miss?
