Funny story: Kentucky Derby: Russian Interference Alleged

Kentucky Derby: Russian Interference Alleged

There is controversy today in the aftermath of the Kentucky Derby debacle, when winning horse, Maximum Security, was disqualified for 'impeding other horses', and relegated to last place. A new scandal has emerged, of potential Russian involvemen...

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Funny story: Scientists Think They Know Which Galaxy Has Donald Trump Under Its Control

Scientists Think They Know Which Galaxy Has Donald Trump Under Its Control

Science Town, USA Scientists have long suspected that President Trump is under the control of an alien force. But for a long time they thought it was only Russia. However, scientists figured that even Russia couldn't benefit from all the hare-bra...

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Funny story: Russian embassy robo response brings out additional button options

Russian embassy robo response brings out additional button options

As reported earlier today by Zero Hedge, in tribute to April 1 and the joke's on you, a new automatic answering service to Russian embassy services offers the following options: "You have reached the Russian embassy, your call is very important t...

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Funny story: Man Read Alexander Solzhenitsyn's 'Cancer Ward', And Began To Feel 'Ropey'

Man Read Alexander Solzhenitsyn's 'Cancer Ward', And Began To Feel 'Ropey'

A man who read a copy of the Alexander Solzhenitsyn classic, 'Cancer Ward', has revealed how, whilst reading the book, he started to feel distinctly unwell. The book, a classic amongst Russian literature, was written in 1966, and was censored by t...

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Funny story: Russian Army denies it is invading Denver this month

Russian Army denies it is invading Denver this month

DENVER - General Urineitch retracted his previous announcement that he planned to invade Denver this month. He asks to please not tell anyone they are invading. Sources in Florida, at Disney World, report seeing Russian soldiers in uniform there.

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Funny story: Denver to be liberated by Russian Army

Denver to be liberated by Russian Army

Denver residents are planning to line the streets and welcome the liberating Russian army this month, according to our source, Russian general Urineitch. Despite a puff piece published recently, hundreds of thousands of troops are expected to parade...

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Funny story: A #MeToo Story by a Mermaid

A #MeToo Story by a Mermaid

Being the chair of the local Mermaid Public Relations Committee isn't all it's cracked up to be. Like today, for example, I'd like to be out swimming around in the ocean with the other mermaids. Instead I'm tasked with reading the entries of my fellow mermaids to a short story contest by a local magazine and choosing the ones that will proceed to the next round of the competition. The magazine edi...

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Funny story: Trump To Pull All US Troops Out Of Russia

Trump To Pull All US Troops Out Of Russia

The always amiable and jovial President Donald Trump has announced the US will be pulling all US troops out of Russia starting at the end of February. At a press conference on Wednesday afternoon the President said the following: “It is time to ge...

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Funny story: Stealth Bomber Goes Missing

Stealth Bomber Goes Missing

A United States Air Force B-2 stealth bomber - one of the most expensive military aircraft in the world - has gone missing on a routine training mission over the Pacific Ocean. The USAF says the plane, costing around $1.2billion (£610million), di...

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Funny story: New Blockbuster Bond Movie Set to Break Records

New Blockbuster Bond Movie Set to Break Records

A new James Bond film is set to break all box office records. Called "Never Live Again Unless Once More Over The Eight" it sets out to give Bond a human face: Explained producer Erin Broccoli with his writer-director son Benjamin; "Well, we figured i...

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Funny story: Russia Is Behind Gatwick Drones

Russia Is Behind Gatwick Drones

The police investigation into the unauthorised drone activity at Gatwick Airport went 'two steps back' today, when a man and a woman arrested on Saturday were released without charge. Russia has emerged as the new suspect. The drone, which was...

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Funny story: A Message From Donald Trump

A Message From Donald Trump

Now that the Russia hoax has been put to rest, I’d like to talk about important issues. First off, I’m not overweight. My critics say I’m obese, but I’m not. I’m 250 pounds of presidential dynamite. Presidential dynamite. All the do...

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Funny story: TV Meerkats Refused UK Visas

TV Meerkats Refused UK Visas

In the aftermath of the Sergei Skripal affair, and the recent decline in Anglo-Russian diplomatic relations, it's been revealed that the meerkats who feature in a series of TV advertisements for comparethemarket.com, have been refused UK visas, and m...

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Funny story: Rahm Emanuel 'leaving White House to run for Moscow mule' - no, wait! - for Moscow Mayor!

Rahm Emanuel 'leaving White House to run for Moscow mule' - no, wait! - for Moscow Mayor!

Washington AC/DC - (Reuterus): The President's chief of stuff is to fulfill a long-held ambition to run for mayor in his home town of Moscow. The move comes amid a sudden vacancy following today's sacking of Yuri Luzhkov by Russian President Dim...

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Funny story: King Tweet and his courtiers to enter collective therapy in aircraft carrier commanded by General Mattis

King Tweet and his courtiers to enter collective therapy in aircraft carrier commanded by General Mattis

Stressed after two weeks of hectic executive ordering, Mr. Trump and his entourage will take a break aboard the USS Blue Note, with Mad Dog assuming the helm. General Mattis is reported as having opted out of the therapy, which will take place bel...

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Funny story: Phone company releases phone that you can install in your dead cat

Phone company releases phone that you can install in your dead cat

Using cute animals in advertising is nothing new and is something that phone companies have been exploiting for a long time. The little known Russian telephone manufacturer "Khorosho" has taken it one step further. "We have released phone tha...

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Funny story: Men Died After Eating Cabbage

Men Died After Eating Cabbage

In two separate incidents, thousands of miles apart, two men died in extraordinarily-similar circumstances yesterday - after consuming cabbage. The men - Thomas Jeffers, 45, of New Jersey, and Nickovitch Kuryakin, 48, from Nizhny Novgorod in Russia - were both healthy, middle-aged men, happily-married with two and seven children respectively, both worked for their respective governments, drank...

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Funny story: Moscow Police Happy over the 'Plastic Fans' Final

Moscow Police Happy over the 'Plastic Fans' Final

Moscow Police were today celebrating F.C Chelskis victory over Liverpool. Our reporter was allowed a brief interview with Vladimir Killthemov "Chief of Security".

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Funny story: Bill Gates Reveals He Seriously Considered Buying The Moon Back In 2009

Bill Gates Reveals He Seriously Considered Buying The Moon Back In 2009

HOLLYWOOD - Bill Gates appeared on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show and he dropped a scoop on the show's host. Gates, the Microsoft billionaire stated that five years ago he met with the top ranking U.S. government officials at NASA and he made them a...

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Funny story: A Vietnamese Warship Is Heading Towards Russia's East Siberian Sea

A Vietnamese Warship Is Heading Towards Russia's East Siberian Sea

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United Nations is reporting that they have just received word from the Vietnamese government that they have deployed one of their warships The VS Mekong Mongoose towards the East Siberian Sea, located north of Russia. The U.

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