Funny story - President Putin Invites Ivanka Trump To Visit Russia - She Accepts

President Putin Invites Ivanka Trump To Visit Russia - She Accepts

MOSCOW - (World Satire) - The Kremlin Voice is buzzing like crazy as word from the Kremlin says that Putin has invited the sexy, long-legged Ivanka Trump to be the honored guest of the Russian leader. As the KV has stated it is no secret that the…

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Funny story - Thousands of Putin's Soldiers Are Defecting Daily!

Thousands of Putin's Soldiers Are Defecting Daily!

MOSCOW - (Satire News) - One of Putin's closest advisors has informed The Kremlin Voice that the Russian leader is angry-as-hell after reading reports that every day thousands of his regular troops are defecting. The report stated that the Communi…

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Funny story - Russia's Most Beautiful Spy Is Captured By The Ukrainians

Russia's Most Beautiful Spy Is Captured By The Ukrainians

MOSCOW – (World Satire) – The Alpha Beta News Agency is reporting that a Ukrainian artillery regiment has captured Russia's most beautiful spy Margosha Vladavich (aka Agent Libido). Margosha is a ravishingly beautiful sultry hazel-eyed blonde, wh…

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Funny story - STAIND To Headline Monsters of Rock Moscow 2022 as Aaron Lewis comes out as pro-Putin

STAIND To Headline Monsters of Rock Moscow 2022 as Aaron Lewis comes out as pro-Putin

MOSCOW – ‘Monsters of Rock Moscow 2022’ has announced Staind as their first headliner as the long defunct music festival has been resurrected as a Kremlin-pressured pro-war rally. American rock band STAIND has been announced as the first headliner…

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Funny story - Ivanka Trump Reveals That Putin Texted Her 3 Hours Before Russia Invaded Ukraine

Ivanka Trump Reveals That Putin Texted Her 3 Hours Before Russia Invaded Ukraine

MOSCOW - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz is reporting a story that has shocked the entire world. According to BuzzFuzz senior writer, Tafetta Kixx, Ivanka Trump confessed to her that a mere three hours before President Putin launched his invasion of Ukra…

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Funny story - Russia Requests Military Assistance From China, Syria, Germany, (oops, Russia's mistake) And North Korea

Russia Requests Military Assistance From China, Syria, Germany, (oops, Russia's mistake) And North Korea

The request for Germany's military assistance was a pipe-dream mistake created by a Russian subordinate's intern who had a sense of humor. (And who has since fallen out of a 6th story window.) Syria claims that they are fresh out of extra killin…

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Funny story - A Russian Ski Jumping Champion Who Is Fighting In Ukraine Defects

A Russian Ski Jumping Champion Who Is Fighting In Ukraine Defects

POLTAVA, Ukraine - - (Sports World) - Word coming from an independent Ukrainian news agency is reporting that Russian silver-medal winner in the recent Winter Olympics has defected to the Ukrainian side. Ski jumper Vlady Vishavich, 39, who recentl…

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Funny story - Ukraine: The Biggest Rat F*ck Since The Trojan Horse

Ukraine: The Biggest Rat F*ck Since The Trojan Horse

BILLINGSGATE POST: As far as wartime rat f*cks go, twenty-six centuries have passed since the Mother Of All Rat F*cks (MOARF) occurred. First mentioned in Homer’s Odyssey, the story of the Trojan Horse is well-known. It describes how Greek soldiers w…

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Funny story - A Stunningly Sexy-As-Hell Ukrainian Spy Seduces One of Russia's Top Military Generals

A Stunningly Sexy-As-Hell Ukrainian Spy Seduces One of Russia's Top Military Generals

KYIV, Ukraine - (World Satire) - One thing about Ukraine is that they are noted for having the most beautiful, sexiest, horniest female spies in the female spy business. Most Ukrainian female spies have DD breasts, long, slender legs, and an ass t…

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Funny story - Putin’s Other Invasions That We Forgot About

Putin’s Other Invasions That We Forgot About

2008- Russia invades former 'comrade' nation Georgia because Putin 'has Georgia on his mind….'. March 2014- Russia takes over the Crimea because they want to protect their naval fleet, and their hidden stores of vodka. June 2014- Russia begins…

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Funny story - Who? What? How? Did Putin Surrender? Or...

Who? What? How? Did Putin Surrender? Or...

Russia Surrendered? Really? Russia is pulling out of Ukraine? Yes, and no. Seems Russia's stuck, in a stalemate, not advancing, not resupplied, lost the map, no GPS, stale food supplies, freezing cold, so they're calling it a victory, retreati…

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Funny story - Putin Is Livid At The Mass Exocus of US Companies From Russia

Putin Is Livid At The Mass Exocus of US Companies From Russia

MOSCOW - (World Satire) - The Kremlin Voice has just announced that dozens of American companies and fast food chains are abandoning Vlady The Prick's beloved Russia. A spokesperson for the McDonalds franchise chain told the KV that they will be c…

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Funny story - President Putin Now Realizes That Invading Ukraine Was A Big Fucking Mistake!

President Putin Now Realizes That Invading Ukraine Was A Big Fucking Mistake!

MOSCOW – (World Satire) – Ninety-seven percent of Putin’s cabinet says (behind his back of course) that their leader fucked up big time (as they say in Vegas). The Kremlin Voice has written that Putin should have learned to think things through be…

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Funny story - Russian Anti-War Protesters Storm The Kremlin And Spray Paint “Putin Sux” On The Walls

Russian Anti-War Protesters Storm The Kremlin And Spray Paint “Putin Sux” On The Walls

MOSCOW – (World Satire) – The Kremlin resembled the US Capitol on January 6, as hundreds of young anti-Ukraine War protesters stormed the building and destroyed expensive paintings by Wassily Kandinsky, Marc Chagall, Ilya Repin, and Tinkerbell Foofin…

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Funny story - Russia Has a Sure-Fire Plan To Discourage Homosexuality

Russia Has a Sure-Fire Plan To Discourage Homosexuality

MOSCOW – (Satire News) – The Kremlin has announced that they will no longer tolerate the comingling between same-sexers. Stavros Nickavich, spokesperson for the Kremlin, has made it clear that Moscow is not San Francisco, and anyone who wants to k…

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Funny story - The Invading Russian Army Has Reportedly Run Out of Condoms

The Invading Russian Army Has Reportedly Run Out of Condoms

MOSCOW - (Russian Satire) - The Kremlin Voice has just announced that President Putin has just learned that his invading Russian soldiers have run out of prophylactics (rubbers). At first the Russian leader said that his troops need to be concern…

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Funny story - To Z or Not-Z? That is the question!

To Z or Not-Z? That is the question!

People in Ukraine are straining their brains and craning their necks to figure out why all the Z’s are painted on Russian tanks here, according to Gladimhere Poopnshitsky, resident interviewed by Z-news10. “I was happily taken a crap today when I…

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Funny story - Russian hookers disguise their nationality to boost trade

Russian hookers disguise their nationality to boost trade

Everyone from condom manufacturers and toilet paper suppliers to chartered accountants and hairdressers are flying the Ukrainian flag to show their support for the war-torn nation. Even Elton John has said he would now like to be known as "Sergei".

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Funny story - Vladimir Putin Is Devastated As He Learns That Wayward Chinese Space Junk Is Scheduled To Land On Moscow in Three Months

Vladimir Putin Is Devastated As He Learns That Wayward Chinese Space Junk Is Scheduled To Land On Moscow in Three Months

MOSCOW – (World Satire) – As if Vlady Putin doesn’t already have enough shit to worry about now comes word from The Kremlin Voice that some Chinese space junk is scheduled to land in Moscow within 90 days. The space crap is reportedly from the unm…

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Funny story - The Reason Why "The Batman" Was Banned In Russia

The Reason Why "The Batman" Was Banned In Russia

MOSCOW - (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily has just revealed why the highly sucessful "The Batman" movie was banned in Russia. Reporter Huckleberry Citrus, said that he spoke with an old high school friend who now lives in Moscow, and he told him tha…

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