Moscow, Russia President Trump has taken a detour from his Asian trip to visit, as he says, a "friend" of his that lives in Moscow. President Trump would not name the person he was visiting, just telling the press that it was "no big deal."
While in Moscow, Trump gave a speech in Red Square where he explained that all the recent earthquakes, fires, hurricanes, and other natural disasters were the fault of Evil Science and the evil people that control it, especially Crooked Hillary.
"That is why I want everyone here to write to the United States and tell them to DO SOMETHING about Evil Science and Crooked Hillary!" said Trump, as the Russians stood around, scratched their heads a lot, and mostly wandered off during the speech. When Trump was done, only a few Russians were left, the ones too full of vodka to move.
