SOMEWHERE IN THE BLACK SEA - (World Satire) - The tide of the RUW (The Russian - Ukrainian War) is turning as a PT boat of the Cambodian navy (The CPTB-83) has just sunk the Russian destroyer, (The RSS Mrs. Joseph Stalin).
The Ukraine Voice reports that the 17-man PT boat, sank the 173-man destroyer in bright sunlight, as the Russian vessel was heading toward a refueling rendezvous.
The CPTB-83 fired three Mammoth Maiden torpedoes which hit the Russian ship in the laundry room, causing the 3 of the 4 boilers to explode with the combined force of 850,000 Chinese firecrackers at one time.
The Cambodian crew celebrated by opening up 8 bottles of Comrade Putinski Vodka, which they stole from a Russian freighter.
SIDENOTE: Word from Moscow is that the RSS Mrs. Joseph Stalin was not sunk by the Cambodian PT boat, but it instead sunk when it hit a wayward iceberg.
