In a move that has many military historians baffled, Russian President Vladimir Nikita Putin has announced to the Russian people via The Kremlin Voice, that he will soon be invading Iraq.
The reason for the bewilderment and puzzlement is due to the fact that along with the United States, England, Mexico, and Cambodia, a total of nine nations are in the Ukraine assisting the Ukrainians in their fight against the invading Russian forces.
When Putin was asked why he would be attacking Iraq, who has no military presence in the Ukraine, a very angry Putin yelled out, "Because I am the leader of Russia, and I can fucking invade any fucking country that I want, and I do not need to fucking explain to anyone, especially to a lowly reporter...who I might add, I will be shipping off to Siberia within 30 minutes."
And so the Comrade Putinski reign continues...
