The Kremlin Voice reports that a devastating tsunami has sunk a Russian naval destroyer. The KV states that the Russian warship, "The Olga Svetsinovich," sunk within 14 minutes of getting hit by the massive wave, which was taller than a seven stor…
The BuzzFuzz News Agency (Russia) is reporting that a catastrophically disastrous earthquake measuring 7.9 on the Richter Scale hit the nation's capitol. The earthquake destroyed several Moscow bars as well as several beauty salons, a massage parl…
The Russian government is said to be considering an offer of assistance from British Prince Harry to mediate in the dispute between President Putin and Yevgeny Prigozhin, the chief of the Wagner Group. Wagner has tens of thousands of mercenaries,…
The Twickenham Times Telegram Newspaper's intrepid reporter, Tango Brisket, provides a unique glimpse into the valiant exploits of the 19th Heavy Artillery Tank Regiment during his six-month embedded assignment. Brisket's observations underscore t…
In a stunning display of naval prowess, the HMS Outcast of the Royal Navy has taken down the notorious Russian destroyer, The Comradess Olga, much to the dismay of President Putin. The ill-fated Russian sub, on its way back to Mother Russia for a…
"My name is Luka, I live on second floor. No one has seen me for many days, weeks, months. Where am I? Do I look constipated? What cannot emerge from my assholes? I do not know. I had doctor who told me bad news - "retired" - which means many things…
BuzzFuzz is reporting on an incident in the Black Sea involving a Russian submarine and a mischievous Cambodian mini-plane. As the submarine innocently resurfaced for a crew smoke break, little did they know that misfortune was waiting behind a cl…
Reports from the heart of Russia indicate that President Putin is fuming with rage as yet another of his cherished divisions crumbles under the relentless assault of an American Artillery Division at Izyum, Ukraine. The latest headlines from Boom…
Now really! Watching a film of a rocket headed toward a substantial bald dome in Moscow with a flag pole sticking straight up on top, but missing the skinny flag pole on top by inches, then also missing the huge bald dome? Somehow, the rocket went ov…
MOSCOW - (Spoof News) - The Kremlin has informed Russian citizens that they want to apologize for an accident caused by one of their Air Force bombers. A Kremlin spokesperson stated that a Russian B-13 bomber lost its bearings in the Russian fog a…
SOMEWHERE IN THE BLACK SEA - (Spoof Satire) - Mexico's El Ole News Agency reports that the destroyer Pancho Villa has just shot a Russian surveillance plane out of the Ukrainian sky. The plane is worth $63 million and was the pride and joy of the…
SOMEWHERE IN THE BLACK SEA - (Spoof News) - The Ta Ta For Now News Agency has just announced that England's largest naval vessel, The HMS Big Ben, is returning back to its home port in England. According to TTFNN's senior writer Petula Tart, the a…
MOSCOW, Russia - (Spoof News) - The Kremlin Voice is putting out that President Vladimir Nikita Putin is very concerned about the on-going vodka shortage that has hit the Commie nation. The KV reports that one of the 19 ingredients that go into a…
SOMEWHERE IN THE BLACK SEA - (World Satire) - The Ta Ta For Now News Agency reports that the British destroyer HMS Friar Tuck shot down three Russian migs that were circling the UK warship. The migs were warned to leave the area but they continued…
Late Breaking News from Finland … well, two stories really … One, Sanna Marin is no longer the Prime Minister because her party lost by the tiniest margin ever so that right-wing Finns who hate foreigners – especially Russians (so you can kinda u…
McDonald's will be changing the appearance of its cups and burger containers to the colors of the Ukrainian flag. But what about the McDonald's in Russia? American corporations are too big to fail and cannot choose sides in politics and war; they…
KABUL, Afghanistan - (Spoof Satire) - The Sandstone News Agency reports that Afghanistan and Russia have finalized plans on a superb trade that will benefit both countries (but mostly Afghanistan). According to a rep for Sandstone, Afghani Preside…
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