Funny story: California Officials to Blow up Oroville Damn!

California Officials to Blow up Oroville Damn!

Sacramento, CA - Sanitation Officer Santo Phlushe revealed today, at a small press conference, a solution to the sanitation issues facing San Francisco’s poop laid-in side walks. “We all know San Francisco stinks. It’s a pooplematic situation for...

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Funny story: The new Dealthy Arlines will feature a poop deck

The new Dealthy Arlines will feature a poop deck

Atlanta, GA - (Dogged News) Spokesman Roevier K. Knign for Dealthy Airlines, announced today at 8:32 AM, a new super-saver airfare rate for animal lovers. The new flat rate of fifty dollars will fly you AND your large dog anywhere Dealthy flies.

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Funny story: Man Delayed Flight By Taking A Dump

Man Delayed Flight By Taking A Dump

Airline passengers at Manchester's Ringway airport were in uproar yesterday evening, after a flight was delayed when another one of the passengers was forced to visit the lavatory at the Gate before boarding. The flight, from Manchester to Bangkok...

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Funny story: Harry and Meghan post adorable photo of Archie's first POO

Harry and Meghan post adorable photo of Archie's first POO

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have posted an adorable new photograph of baby Archie Harrison's first POOP today - as Meghan, 37, celebrates her first Mother's Day with her son. The adorable single image shows the newborn's SOILED DIAPER or N...

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Funny story: Song celebrates streets of San Francisco

Song celebrates streets of San Francisco

UPDATE: You can hear the http://www.midiworld.com/files/3230 without Pythonista!! Sidewalk, San Francisco, CA - The top music award for experimental music was captured at the annual Gastrointestinal Melodies Awards earlier today here in San Franc...

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Funny story: Man Has Made Changes To The Way He Wipes His Arse

Man Has Made Changes To The Way He Wipes His Arse

A man has revealed one of his most intimate secrets to people he does not know, on an internet website. Karl Mowton, 35, says that he used to finish off his turds by standing up to wipe his bottom, but now sits down to do so. "It's been a slow...

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Funny story: Hillary's bus has a brown-out

Hillary's bus has a brown-out

Gwinnett County - Georgia - According to Sheriff's Deputy Luis Tinksay, a Democratic (sic) National Committee bus unloaded mass quantities of human waste, including poop, piddle, toilette paper, Depends, syringes, condoms, empty dopamine bottles, an...

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Funny story: Was Brian Jones really at the bottom of a swimming pool?

Was Brian Jones really at the bottom of a swimming pool?

Sussex - (Mariane Faithfull Mars Bar Mess): Not really. But police have reopened the file on Rolling Stones wildman Brian Jones' 1969 drowning after an underworld tipoff. The guitarist was originally found bobbing up and down in a pool at Crotchf...

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Funny story: How to talk shit like a professional

How to talk shit like a professional

Preface: This is another one of those "Jesus Budda self help advice columns". It's essentially shit. Which is good for the purposes of the article. Learning Materials: A human being with a voice box capable of emitting sounds(most likely yourself), a sarcastic tone, a light bulb (for use in darkened areas in which you need to see the person (s) you are about to talk shit to, a bag of drie...

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Funny story: San Francisco to tackle the poop crunch with high-tech public potties

San Francisco to tackle the poop crunch with high-tech public potties

San Francisco City Hall - San Francisco Mayor Turdwin Spree announced to a small assemblage of reporters this afternoon that the sound of crunching poop underfoot on the sidewalks of the city are soon to be a thing of the past. As he was speaki...

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Funny story: Frozen elephant crap divulges elephant stress levels!

Frozen elephant crap divulges elephant stress levels!

Scientists in India are rapidly discovering why elephants can become stressed by analysing their crap, it seems! Now if one has ever chased elephants on a safari, observed the poor creatures chained to their master's logs, being hunted by poachers...

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Funny story: Inmate Throws "Poop Hammer" At Cell Extraction Team

Inmate Throws "Poop Hammer" At Cell Extraction Team

Central Wisconsin. William Kain Spud, a 35-year-old inmate at the medium-security Belton Correctional Facility, fashioned a 7.5 inch hammer out of his own feces and then used it as a weapon against correctional officers last Thursday, March 7th.

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Funny story: Nude Beaches Outlaw Dingleberrys

Nude Beaches Outlaw Dingleberrys

In a rare pact of solidarity, nude beaches in California, Florida, Brazil, Mexico, France, and Italy have joined together to outlaw dingleberrys. They have also called on all other nude beaches to join in the ban. Dawson Hunter, lifeguard at Brow...

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Funny story: Man Shits Himself During World Record Fart Attempt

Man Shits Himself During World Record Fart Attempt

Mr Arnold Trumper was today being comforted by friends and family after a world record farting attempt ended in disaster. Mr Trumper from Dudley in the West Midlands was yesterday attempting to break the record for the world's longest fart. After...

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Funny story: Belfast Marathon Sprint Finish Ruined As Runner Slips On Dog Shit

Belfast Marathon Sprint Finish Ruined As Runner Slips On Dog Shit

There was real drama in the finishing stretch in the Belfast Marathon today, when, coming into the final 100 yards of the race, three men still in contention entered into a neck-and-neck sprint finish, only for one of them to bow out 10 yards from th...

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Funny story: Horror Stalks Suffolk Town (Again)

Horror Stalks Suffolk Town (Again)

In scenes not dissimilar to a few years ago, when wicked prostitute choker Steve Wright was loose, the quiet Suffolk Town of Ipswich is under siege again today. At about 2am on Sunday Morning a fiend of staggering evil struck again. Exactly 2...

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Funny story: Geneticists develop puppy without poo

Geneticists develop puppy without poo

Most people agree that a bouncing and blundering puppy is about as cute as animals gets - except for the smelly downside - number twos. For their size, puppies burn an inordinate amount of energy - spending most of the day chewing anything with co...

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Funny story: Football Gossip: Borussia Dortmund Sniggers, Jobbygate, Craig Bellamy shock, Leeds pen?

Football Gossip: Borussia Dortmund Sniggers, Jobbygate, Craig Bellamy shock, Leeds pen?

Borussia Dortmund officials are sniggering at Chelsea's profligacy as it was made official that United States international Christian Pulisic is now a Chelsea player for a fee of £58m. Pulisic will remain at Dortmund until the end of the current sea...

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Funny story: Airports relabeling “Animal Relief Areas”

Airports relabeling “Animal Relief Areas”

UN, New York, NY - Samir Braseer Alahumpidad, chairman of UNFART (United Nations Flying Animal Relief Travelers), held a press conference behind the UN building today at noon, holding the leash of his companion support dog as it relieved itself on th...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton's Gigantic Shit During Commercial Break Disrupts Debate

Hillary Clinton's Gigantic Shit During Commercial Break Disrupts Debate

Americans watching Saturday's Democratic debate saw Hillary Clinton's empty podium for nearly one minute when ABC News came back from its second commercial break as she found herself in the unfortunate position of needing to take a dump, which ended...

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