Snope's cat has coronary when given a copy of TheSpoof.com to fact check
Santa Cataliner, Californication - The SNOPES cat is recovering from a massive coronary event it suffered after its irascible owners tried to use pages from TheSpoof.com to train the cat to "fact check". The cat normally indicates that all facts a…
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Dutch wife demands to know why her husbands' poop stinks more than hers!
(UNEDITED) After doing what every living creature on the planet must do, pooping, a Dutch woman ranted at her hubby demanding to know why his stinks and hers doesn't? "Don't blame me! Go to the local laboratory and find out because we eat the same…
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How to talk shit like a professional
Preface: This is another one of those "Jesus Budda self help advice columns". It's essentially shit. Which is good for the purposes of the article. Learning Materials: A human being with a voice box capable of emitting sounds(most likely yourself), a sarcastic tone, a light bulb (for use in darkened areas in which you need to see the person (s) you are about to talk shit to, a bag of drie...
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Where are they now? Izal Toilet Paper
Izal medicated toilet tissue? Don't make me laugh. If you don't remember it, you are lucky. This shiny, waterproof, abrasive product was routinely found in workplaces, hospitals, school toilets and public conveniences, probably intending to discou...
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Toilet Paper In Demand Because People Are Shitting Themselves Over Coronavirus
A top consumer analyst has said that the reason behind the perceived madness of panic-buying toilet rolls, is that the Coronavirus and its implications have got people shitting themselves. More than they usually shit, that is. Moys Kenwood, 56,...
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Was Brian Jones really at the bottom of a swimming pool?
Sussex - (Mariane Faithfull Mars Bar Mess): Not really. But police have reopened the file on Rolling Stones wildman Brian Jones' 1969 drowning after an underworld tipoff. The guitarist was originally found bobbing up and down in a pool at Crotchf...
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Butt Floss Patented for the Painfully Rotund
Old Man Shit Himself On Bus
Man Has Made Changes To The Way He Wipes His Arse
Coney Dogs Delivered; Lives Saved
Scientific Study; Does a bear shit in the woods?
Woman freed from toilet after 25 year long crap
Giant Floating Turds to Blame for Beached Dolphins
Dog Shit Incident Leads To Crossbow Firing, 3-Year Prison Sentence
Parliament Toilets To Be Fitted With Thrutching Bars
Big Turd Spotted In Barmston Drain
Song celebrates streets of San Francisco
Football Gossip: Borussia Dortmund Sniggers, Jobbygate, Craig Bellamy shock, Leeds pen?
Turd Hockey Returns
With the Covid-19 crisis easing, sporting organisations are dusting off their clipboards and reacquainting with their whistles. Players of the game Turd Hockey are no exception. The game, played by about 7 people worldwide, has reached a new high…
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Australians To Stop Wiping Their Bottoms
As worries over shortages of certain essential household items, continued unabated all across Australia last night, and consumers flocked to supermarkets to buy anything they could lay their hands on, Australian Prime Minister, Scott Morrison, spoke...
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Plumbers Find Turtle Heads Clogging Toilet
Something is really polluting the water in Florida. According to Reefer-Rooter plumbers Harry Curler and Ted Touchingcloth, over 50% of the homes they visit to do some type of work or another, they find turtle heads clogging the toilets.
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Manchester United's Harry Maguire Victim Of Anonymous Prank After Someone Shits In His Football Boots
An investigation is underway at Old Trafford this evening, after it was found that Manchester United and England central defender, Harry Maguire, had become the unwitting victim of a senseless and evil prank, and that some filthy animal had taken a s...
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Harry and Meghan post adorable photo of Archie's first POO
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have posted an adorable new photograph of baby Archie Harrison's first POOP today - as Meghan, 37, celebrates her first Mother's Day with her son. The adorable single image shows the newborn's SOILED DIAPER or N...
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A case of the runs cures toilet paper shortage
Detroit, MI - WETS News Here at TheSpoof.com, it has been quite stinky due to the run on toilet paper. That has worked to make social distancing happen though. Things got very bad in the newsroom when a case of the runs went around the office,...
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Man Got Up In Middle Of Night With Bout Of Diarrhoea
Waking up during the night isn't much fun, especially if one is in desperate need of some good rest, and, when this happens, it can be extremely annoying. Imagine the irritation, then, of one man, in the early hours of Thursday morning, who awoke...
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Man Shits Himself During World Record Fart Attempt
Mr Arnold Trumper was today being comforted by friends and family after a world record farting attempt ended in disaster. Mr Trumper from Dudley in the West Midlands was yesterday attempting to break the record for the world's longest fart. After...
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Belfast Marathon Sprint Finish Ruined As Runner Slips On Dog Shit
There was real drama in the finishing stretch in the Belfast Marathon today, when, coming into the final 100 yards of the race, three men still in contention entered into a neck-and-neck sprint finish, only for one of them to bow out 10 yards from th...
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Bill Cosby Stool Sample Frowned Upon By Prison Doctor
Bill Cosby, the former comedian who is currently serving a prison sentence for sex offences, is in trouble with the authorities again, after providing a stool sample that was 'less than clean'. Cosby, 81, was required to give the sample in accorda...
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Stephen Hawking: Whole Lot of Shit Going Down!
Prominent scientist, Stephen Hawking stated today that both Greenpeace and other environmental groups are fighting a losing battle with nature. "There are about 7 billion people on the earth today. Let's say they have one good crap each day. Now I...
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Man with world's biggest arsehole shits penguin sized turd
A man from the Netherlands was relieved today after battling for 48 hours to crap out a turd the size of an adult King Penguin. Hans Van Flloyd Hasslebank is renowned throughout Holland for having a back passage big enough to take a Eurostar trai...
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Enema Craze could sweep the Nation
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Vegemite Removed From Shelves After Man Complains "It Tastes Like Shite!"
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Golfer Sophie Horn Buys First Sh-t Powered Beetle
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Justin Bieber's Head on Chopping Block?
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Hillary Clinton's Gigantic Shit During Commercial Break Disrupts Debate
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Prisoner at Oregon State Penitentiary helps local murderer escape
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Little Wilmer Loses Dog Diarrhea Record To Poozle, A Female Beagle
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Youngest Rockefeller Raises Purebred Poo
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Russian Space Toilet Fails, Economic Crap Spreads to Outer Space!
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Miley Cyrus dumps on Zak Efron's cock while he's away camping
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Cockney Rhyming Slang Mourns Loss Of Singer Eartha Kitt
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Dog Poop Breakthrough
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Democrats Finally Admit That Obama's Sh*t Really Does Stink
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Forget Montezuma's Revenge, Experts Say Leftover Chinese Food Causes The Most Diarrhea
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"Shit happens" literally as California burglar leaves his DNA in the bog!
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California Officials to Blow up Oroville Damn!
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San Francisco Names Ambassador to Autonomous Zone
