Funny story - Restaurant solves energy crisis

Restaurant solves energy crisis

Ben Scrapin of the Stinken Toes restaurant held a press conference today as the gas company disconnected the restaurant from the gas line. The savings in gas utilities will be donated to shelters that feed the homeless, according to Mr. Scrapin.

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Funny story - Marjorie Taylor Greene Shows Off Her Huge Engagement Ring

Marjorie Taylor Greene Shows Off Her Huge Engagement Ring

BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - Marjorie Taylor Greene has been acting very strange lately. The extremely unpopular Congresswoman from Georgia, allegedly got engaged on a recent trip to Baltimore. MTG, when asked by several reporters, refused to say w…

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Funny story - Revloins Hires Sarah Ferguson To Be The New Model For Their New Duchess Red Toe Nail Polish

Revloins Hires Sarah Ferguson To Be The New Model For Their New Duchess Red Toe Nail Polish

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz has just broken the story that the Duchess of York, aka Sarah Ferguson has just signed a contract with the largest women's beauty company in the nation. Revloins signed Fergie, as she is better known, to ap…

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Funny story - A Cincinnati Woman Is Pregnant With Tentuplets

A Cincinnati Woman Is Pregnant With Tentuplets

CINCINNATI, Ohio – (Satire News) – Tabloid Today has just made it known that a 47-year-old, unmarried cleaning woman will soon be giving birth to Tentuplets. TT’s Papaya Bamboo learned that the woman’s name is Haddie “Beyonce” Bangberry, and she…

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Funny story - To Combat Methane, Biden Giving Every Home A Labrador Retriever

To Combat Methane, Biden Giving Every Home A Labrador Retriever

Washington, D.C.—Climate scientists all agree that food waste is a massive contributor to methane, which goddamnit, also causes global warming. Just in time for Glasgow's big COP26 Climate Meeting, Biden has a plan to make it all go away. And ye…

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Funny story - Where are they now? Izal Toilet Paper

Where are they now? Izal Toilet Paper

Izal medicated toilet tissue? Don't make me laugh. If you don't remember it, you are lucky. This shiny, waterproof, abrasive product was routinely found in workplaces, hospitals, school toilets and public conveniences, probably intending to discou...

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Funny story - Was Brian Jones really at the bottom of a swimming pool?

Was Brian Jones really at the bottom of a swimming pool?

Sussex - (Mariane Faithfull Mars Bar Mess): Not really. But police have reopened the file on Rolling Stones wildman Brian Jones' 1969 drowning after an underworld tipoff. The guitarist was originally found bobbing up and down in a pool at Crotchf...

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Funny story - How to talk shit like a professional

How to talk shit like a professional

Preface: This is another one of those "Jesus Budda self help advice columns". It's essentially shit. Which is good for the purposes of the article. Learning Materials: A human being with a voice box capable of emitting sounds(most likely yourself), a sarcastic tone, a light bulb (for use in darkened areas in which you need to see the person (s) you are about to talk shit to, a bag of drie...

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Funny story - Elmer Smuckmeister Wins Olympic Cow Pie Throwing Gold Medal

Elmer Smuckmeister Wins Olympic Cow Pie Throwing Gold Medal

BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since Joe Cocolochek won the shot put gold medal in the 1936 Summer Olympics in Berlin, Germany, has anyone from Beaver Crossing, Nebraska, won an Olympic medal. Although overshadowed by Jesse Owens, who won gold medals in t…

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Funny story - Man Shits Himself During World Record Fart Attempt

Man Shits Himself During World Record Fart Attempt

Mr Arnold Trumper was today being comforted by friends and family after a world record farting attempt ended in disaster. Mr Trumper from Dudley in the West Midlands was yesterday attempting to break the record for the world's longest fart. After...

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Funny story - Vanessa Hudgens' Ass Smells - Friends Complain about stepping in piles of Shit at her House and foul stench on her furniture

Vanessa Hudgens' Ass Smells - Friends Complain about stepping in piles of Shit at her House and foul stench on her furniture

Vanessa Hudgens' ass problems just keep on getting worse! Now her closest friends are publicly complaining about the stench and the large amounts of of sticky shit that covers that stars carpets and furniture. It's now gone out of all control that...

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Funny story - Couple listening to all of James Blunt's albums for the comedy

Couple listening to all of James Blunt's albums for the comedy

Well known fictional couple, Gary and Lorraine Johnson have been listening to James Blunt's songs for the comedy value. 'Yes' said Gary 'I put on Back to Bedlam yesterday, as I forgot I owned it, and as soon as it starting playing Lorraine was in…

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Funny story - Man Fell Off Motorbike Into Pile Of Cow Dung

Man Fell Off Motorbike Into Pile Of Cow Dung

Poor weather conditions in the Battambang area that left some roads barely passable, and others extremely treacherous, were the cause of several accidents on Monday, and one, in particular, involving a man who fell from a motorbike into a pile of cow...

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Funny story - Nobel Prize For Shiterature Awarded To Spoof Writer

Nobel Prize For Shiterature Awarded To Spoof Writer

It's been a noteworthy and somewhat surprising day in the world of penmanship, and, after the Nobel Prize for Literature was awarded to US poet Louise Gluck, there was an even bigger shock when the prize for Shiterature went to the English spoof scri…

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Funny story - Dutch wife demands to know why her husbands' poop stinks more than hers!

Dutch wife demands to know why her husbands' poop stinks more than hers!

(UNEDITED) After doing what every living creature on the planet must do, pooping, a Dutch woman ranted at her hubby demanding to know why his stinks and hers doesn't? "Don't blame me! Go to the local laboratory and find out because we eat the same…

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Funny story - Frozen elephant crap divulges elephant stress levels!

Frozen elephant crap divulges elephant stress levels!

Scientists in India are rapidly discovering why elephants can become stressed by analysing their crap, it seems! Now if one has ever chased elephants on a safari, observed the poor creatures chained to their master's logs, being hunted by poachers...

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Funny story - Harry and Meghan post adorable photo of Archie's first POO

Harry and Meghan post adorable photo of Archie's first POO

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have posted an adorable new photograph of baby Archie Harrison's first POOP today - as Meghan, 37, celebrates her first Mother's Day with her son. The adorable single image shows the newborn's SOILED DIAPER or N...

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Funny story - Man with world's biggest arsehole shits penguin sized turd

Man with world's biggest arsehole shits penguin sized turd

A man from the Netherlands was relieved today after battling for 48 hours to crap out a turd the size of an adult King Penguin. Hans Van Flloyd Hasslebank is renowned throughout Holland for having a back passage big enough to take a Eurostar trai...

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Funny story - Cockney Rhyming Slang Mourns Loss Of Singer Eartha Kitt

Cockney Rhyming Slang Mourns Loss Of Singer Eartha Kitt

Exponents of Cockney Rhyming Slang, the noble art practised by those born within the sound of Bow Bells at St Mary-le-Bow in London, were in mourning today, after it was announced that Eartha Kitt, the object of one of the language's most-used expres...

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Funny story - Toilet Was 'Out Of Order', But Man Was Desperate

Toilet Was 'Out Of Order', But Man Was Desperate

A toilet that was displaying an 'Out Of Order' sign was the scene of an unsavoury incident in Hull recently, when a man who was shopping in the city centre realized he was desperate for a babber. Moys Kenwood, 55, was ambling vacantly around the P…

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