Written by Aspartame Boy

Tuesday, 13 October 2009

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'This ish it'

Pottytown, PA - Michael Jackson fans are surprised by the recent release by Michael Jackson - 'This ish it'. According to my source, Dr. Undie Taker of Peter Pan Memorial Garden, posthumous defecation is actually quite common. In fact, "Many prisoners eat a last meal of beans in hopes of creating a stinking mess after their execution", Dr. Taker said.

The undigested fragments of 'This ish it' actually revealed a common issue with drug addicts: poor digestion. This explains the fragmented nature of 'This ish it'.

"Yes, it was a classic case of posthumous defecation," Dr. Taker told me, as he removed his elbow length rubber gloves. "I just can't understand why people are asking for more!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Michael Jackson, Poo

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