Lots of Sh*t Going Down: U.S. Government - Be Warned!!!

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Thursday, 21 November 2013

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An unnamed doctor has told the press (he wore a mask) that the United States government has ordered that every doctor suggest a rectal exam to all patients at their offices.

"Then they give this little device to push up their rear ends so that they can listen to anything you or anyone else says that are around you."

The physician stated that if they didn't go along with this, they would see that any payments from them would be delayed for up to a year.

An agent also in mask told us that over 10,000 people have been hired by the government to listen in on these conversations.

"I don't mind telling you even though I'm paid well. It's a strange way to make a living."

One thing they all agreed upon: There's a whole lot of shit going down!

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