Man Got Up In Middle Of Night With Bout Of Diarrhoea

Funny story written by Monkey Woods

Friday, 3 April 2020

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Waking up during the night isn't much fun, especially if one is in desperate need of some good rest, and, when this happens, it can be extremely annoying.

Imagine the irritation, then, of one man, in the early hours of Thursday morning, who awoke and was forced to get out of bed to go to the bathroom - for a number 2!

Moys Kenwood, 56, often has to get up for a quick pee, but never for a dump, but that was exactly what his bowel, like a 'body function alarm clock', was telling him he needed.

He tottered downstairs, and eventually managed to steer his arse onto the throne seat, before emptying the contents of his bowel - in liquid form - onto the pure white slopes of the unsuspecting toilet.

He groaned as he did so, possibly waking neighbors.

Later, after several 'arse washes' using a hose, he told his wife:

"I don't think that pineapple I had last night was quite right."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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