Written by Aisubeki Akiudo

Wednesday, 16 December 2009

image for Cheryl Cole Does A Poo In Her Knickers During Interview
She sat, chatted and shat here.

Pop princess, and famed mentor of X Factor winner Joe McElderry found herself in a little pickle yesterday morning. Or perhaps more of a 'poo-ckle'?

Cole was being interviewed alongside McElderry on London's LBC 97.3 Radio. Interviewer James O'Brien asked jokingly if they planned on having little Geordie babies together - A joke that was to have devastating results.

The force of the sudden uncontrolled laughter experienced by Cole was such that a simultaneous cough immediately caused a paralysis of her pelvis floor muscles. The resulting outward abdominal force led her to release two loud, manly farts, a small amount of urine, and an immensely satanic turd.

The radio station was shut down temporarily while DJ O'Brien assisted Cole in the collection and expulsion of her deposits.

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Topics: Cheryl Cole, Poo




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