Poor weather conditions in the Battambang area that left some roads barely passable, and others extremely treacherous, were the cause of several accidents on Monday, and one, in particular, involving a man who fell from a motorbike into a pile of cow dung.
Moys Kenwood, 55, was returning from work as a passenger on a motorbike being driven by his wife through a quagmire in torrential rain, when the bike skidded on mud, and unseated its riders. Mrs Kenwood clung on to the vehicle, but Mr Kenwood - always the brunt of some joke or other - was thrown onto the ground, where he rolled a couple of times, and came to rest with his poor old face buried in a huge lump of cow's excrement.
Neither was seriously hurt, nor was the bike damaged, but, with nothing to clean his shit-covered face with, Mr Kenwood was forced to endure the remainder of the journey home with his mug covered in cack, and smelling like a cow's arsehole.
Police are not investigating.
