Written by Monkey Woods

Friday, 26 October 2018

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So cute, but their shit stinks

Poor weather conditions in the Battambang area that left some roads barely passable, and others extremely treacherous, were the cause of several accidents on Monday, and one, in particular, involving a man who fell from a motorbike into a pile of cow dung.

Moys Kenwood, 55, was returning from work as a passenger on a motorbike being driven by his wife through a quagmire in torrential rain, when the bike skidded on mud, and unseated its riders. Mrs Kenwood clung on to the vehicle, but Mr Kenwood - always the brunt of some joke or other - was thrown onto the ground, where he rolled a couple of times, and came to rest with his poor old face buried in a huge lump of cow's excrement.

Neither was seriously hurt, nor was the bike damaged, but, with nothing to clean his shit-covered face with, Mr Kenwood was forced to endure the remainder of the journey home with his mug covered in cack, and smelling like a cow's arsehole.

Police are not investigating.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Poo, Weather, Bad weather




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