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Man Followed Through

Funny story: Man Followed Through

There was an embarrassing situation to deal with for one man this morning, after a fart he attempted to release from between his buttocks, turned into something more serious, and he followed through. The incident happened in a bank in Battambang w...

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College Student Takes a Dump and Then Makes His Roommates Look at It

Funny story: College Student Takes a Dump and Then Makes His Roommates Look at It

Cockland University. Roy Bunders, 20, took a dump so incredibly big last Thursday that he immediately felt the need to show it to his roommates. "I had just eaten at the cafeteria, and I felt the urgent need to go to the restroom," he said.

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Professional Man Poops in His Pants at Work

Our emergency news reporting team rushed to the home of Mr. Robert Semen, a mechanical engineer at a local factory, last Tuesday, only to find out that he left work early because he pooped in his pants. "I started feeling ill around 11:30 am, and...

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Man Delayed Flight By Taking A Dump

Funny story: Man Delayed Flight By Taking A Dump

Airline passengers at Manchester's Ringway airport were in uproar yesterday evening, after a flight was delayed when another one of the passengers was forced to visit the lavatory at the Gate before boarding. The flight, from Manchester to Bangkok...

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Little Wilmer Loses Dog Diarrhea Record To Poozle, A Female Beagle

Funny story: Little Wilmer Loses Dog Diarrhea Record To Poozle, A Female Beagle

BILLINGSGATE POST: You have probably heard the phrase, "faster than pizza going through a dog." Well, students from a high school in Denver, Colorado concocted a science project to find out how fast that was; an experiment where they tracked how lo...

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US 'Super Pooper' Mounts Defence

Funny story: US 'Super Pooper' Mounts Defence

The man at the centre of the 'Super Pooper' scandal has said he has every confidence in his legal team, and expects an apology from his school and the police. The pooping super has been charged with "lewdness, littering and defecating in public",...

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US "Super Pooper" claims he was only dunging the school playing fields!

Funny story: US "Super Pooper" claims he was only dunging the school playing fields!

US dung beetles are having a field day in New Jersey after a mystery human "Super Pooper" left a trail of smelly, smoking crap around the sport fields of a school in Monmouth County. School authorities could not even blame local dogs pooing on the...

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Airports relabeling “Animal Relief Areas”

Funny story: Airports relabeling “Animal Relief Areas”

UN, New York, NY - Samir Braseer Alahumpidad, chairman of UNFART (United Nations Flying Animal Relief Travelers), held a press conference behind the UN building today at noon, holding the leash of his companion support dog as it relieved itself on th...

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UK council fine woman because wind blew litter out of her rubbish bin!

Funny story: UK council fine woman because wind blew litter out of her rubbish bin!

As every person on the planet knows, the UK is a very windy island stuck in the North Sea! However, North London garbage wardens (new one to me? Are they little Hitler's like traffic wardens?) are obviously not meteorological experts, and decided to...

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Dog crap in UK supermarket trolleys is unhygienic claims mum!

Funny story: Dog crap in UK supermarket trolleys is unhygienic claims mum!

Children dumped in supermarket trolleys for free fun-rides through colourful, tasty looking gangways are to be banned because of doggy poop! A very hygienic mum, wearing rubber gloves, observed kiddies, even up to the grand old age of 9, being pus...

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Frozen elephant crap divulges elephant stress levels!

Funny story: Frozen elephant crap divulges elephant stress levels!

Scientists in India are rapidly discovering why elephants can become stressed by analysing their crap, it seems! Now if one has ever chased elephants on a safari, observed the poor creatures chained to their master's logs, being hunted by poachers...

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"Shit happens" literally as California burglar leaves his DNA in the bog!

Funny story: "Shit happens" literally as California burglar leaves his DNA in the bog!

In California the clocks tick differently and so do their thieves especially after downing a hot, spicy Mexican taco or two before "pooping" off to work! A burglar who broke into a home in Thousand Oaks, LA, felt his belly rumble as he was loading...

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Who Gives a Crap? This Guy Does!

Funny story: Who Gives a Crap? This Guy Does!

And here we go again; a man named Andrew out in California was arrested on July 28th for robbing a house because he forgot to flush the toilet. What a crappy to go! No wonder why people today are the way they are. If you are attempting to rob a ho...

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Governor of New Jersey took a crap on the beech

Funny story: Governor of New Jersey took a crap on the beech

The Beech, New Jersey - Governor Christie spent the 4th on a beech from which he had removed all citizens, even those that had homes on the beech. This assured he and his family of complete privacy. According to an anonymous family member, our sou...

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Fabulous STAR UK tabloid gives their brain-damaged footy readers the latest on the Ronaldo saga!

Funny story: Fabulous STAR UK tabloid gives their brain-damaged footy readers the latest on the Ronaldo saga!

Now there is no need to tell anybody with an ounce of sense between their ears that Brit Tabloids are full of utter CRAP! However, one particular RAG has taken taking the piss out of it's highly intellectual, intelligent readership, to a new level...

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UK cat-loving hoarder nearly drowns in 30 tons of cat poop!

Funny story: UK cat-loving hoarder nearly drowns in 30 tons of cat poop!

Emergency services were called to a house in North-West London after neighbours observed yowling cats jumping out of windows and running for their nine lives! It seems the rather eccentric owner of 61 cats slipped into a cesspit in the house fille...

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Poo comparison website makes a splash

Funny story: Poo comparison website makes a splash

A "webshite" based in the Philippines has recently become popular in the West, particularly in Germany where excrement is a common topic of conversation. It is a free-to-join social networking site, that describes itself as "a place for exploring...

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Now illegal to feed minimum-wage workers in San Francisco

Funny story: Now illegal to feed minimum-wage workers in San Francisco

San Francisco, California - Following the arrest of a score of tourists in San Francisco this past week, the city police department has issued a public service announcement reminding the public that it is illegal to feed minimum-wage workers on the...

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The Queen Takes A Knee

The Queen of England takes a knee in front of Trump during the playing of the Stars Spangle Banner, joining the protest.
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