McDonalds food sales shoot up after they add the McMargaritas

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 27 June 2023

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The McMargaritas are selling like hot cakes at IHOP.

McDonalds sales have shot through the McRoof after the companny adds their brand new adult McMargaritas.

The new drink was developed from a mixture that was put together by one of the nation's most noted drink mixologists, Lorenzo "Mixy" Brazosport, who is the founder of The Brazosport Academy of Drink Mixology .

"Mixy" has received all kinds of accolades from beverage and brew groups from France to Zimbabwe and from New Orleans to Norway.

The new drink was tested in the Las Vegas market, where those who drank the McMargarita drink all stated that it was the best damn Margarita that they had ever tasted. ■

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